Kim Jong Is A Feminist
Location: DIE CISHET SCUM
Joined Mar 21, 2012 at 11:17AM EDT
DISCLAIMER FOR POTENTIAL TWATS:
I get many private messages and comments a day from twats. These are not good messages to me. They were entertaining to reply to at first but now they are just irritating. To avoid this chaos, here are some simple guidelines for you to follow. Before you PM me or add comments, think about what you want to say:
-Do not send me messages telling me that I am weird. I already know that. KYM already knows that. It’s old news.
-Don’t tell me my presentation is too long or that it is crazy. I already know that as well.
-Don’t hassle me to sign your retarded wall or add you as a friend.
-Don’t tell me that the name “Kim Jong Tha Illest” is crap. I know it isn’t the best name ever, but it is what I came up with 2 years ago, and it seems to have stuck pretty well, and people call me “Kim Jong” anyway.
-Don’t send me messages saying “Hi” or “Are you here?”. They are a waste of everyone’s time.
-Don’t get your pathetic step-dad to fight your battles for you (you know who you are)
-If you are like 8 years old or something, don’t even bother.
-Finally, if your message conforms to these guidelines, please send your message in a language I can understand (English) with remotely good spelling or i’ll just reply with a ton of insults and probably pictures of people collapsing due to the intense amount of shit flying out of their orifices. Thanks.
I have talent, you do not.
the one and only mix I made…so far:
THIS IS THE STORY……of the world’s saddest troll:
Drewpickles a.k.a. Stupickles a.k.a. Dannieguy a.k.a. imnotdannieguy a.k.a. yugeinnad a.k.a. doctor caffeine
> wake up
> smokes crack using fleshlight
> faps to picture of own mother using fleshlight
> goes on internet
> looks up beastiality porn
> goes on KYM
> makes shitty meme with intentionally retarded spelling
(DIS TEH ASSUM MEEMEE EVAR)
> gets bashed for being a fail troll that no one finds hilarious
> notices that Kim Jong is the ultimate KYM hero
> realizes self is fail troll
> jealous of how awesome Kim Jong is
> gets butthurt
> faps to picture of own grandmother with fleshlight
> goes to Kim Jong’s page every morning to downvote everything
> faps into a cage full of rats, feeds them smegma
> goes upstairs from basement to ask grandmother for cheetos
> gets the belt by own father
█████████████I’m pretty harmless███████████████
for a nagger
TIME FOR SOMETHING NEW!
before even posting on my wall, do yourself a favor and listen to the epicness that is Dada Life
Uploaded an image to Drunk J. Crew.
I for one, like the other 11 people that didn’t get your joke…well lets put it this way
Marsil602: you can tell how some people didn’t get the reference, it’s because…well….THEY DID NOT GET THE REFERENCE, it has nothing to do with sense of humor or lack of, nice try though
D8W2P4: see my above statement to marsil602
so, maybe I came off harsh with the autism comment, I use that term often to refer to comments such at jacob Blackburn’s original comment as a way of saying: “did…..did anyone else get that joke? is this guy being serious?”
in other words, you kids need to calm down
is this an autism joke?
lol you got so angry and buttmad you had to make an acct just to say all this to me?
looks like downvoting and then running away like a wimp doesn’t cut it anymore does it?
lol, calm yourself
before “honor” you should add
[turns head downward slightly and then smiles]
shut up drewpickles
lol I also see you got soo butthurt you went through my activities to click on those too
how did it feel? the tears streaming down your face as you downvote everything just to get back at me, cursing my name for being so badass, and the only thing you can do is click that mouse around all day
nice to see you are finally back!
you know what’s really funny? that you still periodically check my wall, after all this time
old Link would be weird
instead of his screaming “SHEEYAAHHHHHHHH” spinning sword move
it would be like “hhhhnnnnngggg”
have her read all the comments in this page maybe
oh god her ability to think rationally is so hot
I’m all out of love
I’m so lost without you
I know you were right
believing for so long
I’m all out of love
what am I without you
I can’t be too late
to say I was so wrong