Kim Jong Is A Feminist
Location: DIE CISHET SCUM
Joined Mar 21, 2012 at 11:17AM EDT
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I get many private messages and comments a day from twats. These are not good messages to me. They were entertaining to reply to at first but now they are just irritating. To avoid this chaos, here are some simple guidelines for you to follow. Before you PM me or add comments, think about what you want to say:
-Do not send me messages telling me that I am weird. I already know that. KYM already knows that. It’s old news.
-Don’t tell me my presentation is too long or that it is crazy. I already know that as well.
-Don’t hassle me to sign your retarded wall or add you as a friend.
-Don’t tell me that the name “Kim Jong Tha Illest” is crap. I know it isn’t the best name ever, but it is what I came up with 2 years ago, and it seems to have stuck pretty well, and people call me “Kim Jong” anyway.
-Don’t send me messages saying “Hi” or “Are you here?”. They are a waste of everyone’s time.
-Don’t get your pathetic step-dad to fight your battles for you (you know who you are)
-If you are like 8 years old or something, don’t even bother.
-Finally, if your message conforms to these guidelines, please send your message in a language I can understand (English) with remotely good spelling or i’ll just reply with a ton of insults and probably pictures of people collapsing due to the intense amount of shit flying out of their orifices. Thanks.
I have talent, you do not.
the one and only mix I made…so far:
THIS IS THE STORY……of the world’s saddest troll:
Drewpickles a.k.a. Stupickles a.k.a. Dannieguy a.k.a. imnotdannieguy a.k.a. yugeinnad a.k.a. doctor caffeine
> wake up
> smokes crack using fleshlight
> faps to picture of own mother using fleshlight
> goes on internet
> looks up beastiality porn
> goes on KYM
> makes shitty meme with intentionally retarded spelling
(DIS TEH ASSUM MEEMEE EVAR)
> gets bashed for being a fail troll that no one finds hilarious
> notices that Kim Jong is the ultimate KYM hero
> realizes self is fail troll
> jealous of how awesome Kim Jong is
> gets butthurt
> faps to picture of own grandmother with fleshlight
> goes to Kim Jong’s page every morning to downvote everything
> faps into a cage full of rats, feeds them smegma
> goes upstairs from basement to ask grandmother for cheetos
> gets the belt by own father
█████████████I’m pretty harmless███████████████
for a nagger
TIME FOR SOMETHING NEW!
before even posting on my wall, do yourself a favor and listen to the epicness that is Dada Life
we should make a pearody of rick ross’ songs
is this the FSM’s demi-godly cousin?
I’m going to Brazil to study different kinds of insects there, if I find a new unidentified wasp, I am naming it HUEHUEHUE BR
feminists do talk about these areas
pseudo-feminists do not
to summarize Theundead’s comment:
“I didn’t get it”
but one can argue that onions aren’t real funyuns
and that my friends, is how you check your privilege
it is still an onion
actually the third one is an opinion
there’s no way you think no one’s using it properly, cmon man
notable, notable, notable
notable, notable, not notable
eat your vegetables
deal with it
probably just jager bombs
that baby is going to grow up to become a fine contributor for 9GAG
look at what I’ve received in my email!
Subject: You have received a warning on Know Your Meme
“None of your comments in the GamerGate entry are relevant nor necessary, stop posting bait.”
ummm…that ruling is for forums not comments, actually
everyone, calm yourselves
I’d play bowling with it