Kim Jong Is A Feminist
Location: DIE CISHET SCUM
Joined Mar 21, 2012 at 11:17AM EDT
DISCLAIMER FOR POTENTIAL TWATS:
I get many private messages and comments a day from twats. These are not good messages to me. They were entertaining to reply to at first but now they are just irritating. To avoid this chaos, here are some simple guidelines for you to follow. Before you PM me or add comments, think about what you want to say:
-Do not send me messages telling me that I am weird. I already know that. KYM already knows that. It’s old news.
-Don’t tell me my presentation is too long or that it is crazy. I already know that as well.
-Don’t hassle me to sign your retarded wall or add you as a friend.
-Don’t tell me that the name “Kim Jong Tha Illest” is crap. I know it isn’t the best name ever, but it is what I came up with 2 years ago, and it seems to have stuck pretty well, and people call me “Kim Jong” anyway.
-Don’t send me messages saying “Hi” or “Are you here?”. They are a waste of everyone’s time.
-Don’t get your pathetic step-dad to fight your battles for you (you know who you are)
-If you are like 8 years old or something, don’t even bother.
-Finally, if your message conforms to these guidelines, please send your message in a language I can understand (English) with remotely good spelling or i’ll just reply with a ton of insults and probably pictures of people collapsing due to the intense amount of shit flying out of their orifices. Thanks.
I have talent, you do not.
the one and only mix I made…so far:
THIS IS THE STORY……of the world’s saddest troll:
Drewpickles a.k.a. Stupickles a.k.a. Dannieguy a.k.a. imnotdannieguy a.k.a. yugeinnad a.k.a. doctor caffeine
> wake up
> smokes crack using fleshlight
> faps to picture of own mother using fleshlight
> goes on internet
> looks up beastiality porn
> goes on KYM
> makes shitty meme with intentionally retarded spelling
(DIS TEH ASSUM MEEMEE EVAR)
> gets bashed for being a fail troll that no one finds hilarious
> notices that Kim Jong is the ultimate KYM hero
> realizes self is fail troll
> jealous of how awesome Kim Jong is
> gets butthurt
> faps to picture of own grandmother with fleshlight
> goes to Kim Jong’s page every morning to downvote everything
> faps into a cage full of rats, feeds them smegma
> goes upstairs from basement to ask grandmother for cheetos
> gets the belt by own father
█████████████I’m pretty harmless███████████████
for a nagger
TIME FOR SOMETHING NEW!
before even posting on my wall, do yourself a favor and listen to the epicness that is Dada Life
you turned my frown
chairs can eat other chairs? OMGWUT
oh I get it
someone tell me WHERE CAN I BUY THAT FUCKING SHIRT?
let’s crowdfund a project to get as many of these shirts as possible made and lets all FUCKING WEAR THEM!
what a bunch of nazis
this is so thrillin
how ya been? makin any new tunes?
wanna hear something I made recently?
the key is to be thoughtful, with a proper balance of condescending
very informative tags
hory shet mang
I think you may have too forgiving of the proverbial phrase “pot meets kettle”, you probably should avoid using phrases like that since you sound like a tool doing so
to prove that, the picture you posted applies to you ALOT more than it applies to me, if it even does at all.
you see, the stupid uneducated opinions are your downvotes and your “LOL STAY MAD” comments, and…basically everything you have written to me
next frame, I indirectly tell you how much of a fucking retard you are by letting everyone know how much of a pussy you are, thinking you can get away with those useless downvotes
last frame, that’s you: “LOL I TROL U [makes 1000 accounts and downvotes everything] LOL STAY MAD LOL POT MEET KETTLE”
nice try though, you should keep going at it, you are becoming increasingly fail of a troll, and you are still painfully unfunny
lol drewpickles got counter-trolled so hard
my wall is complete evidence, everyone come look!
I’m archiving this whole scene
it will be known as THE DAY KIM JONG HUMILIATED DREWPICKLES
all of your comments sound like you’re so raging mad
“FUCKInG FUCK YOU KIM JONG!!!! I’LL SPEND HOURS anD HOURS MAKING 100 ACCOUNTS TO DOWNVOTE GODDAMN EVERYTHING RAWWRRRR, AND THEN I’LL SAY THAT KIM JONG IS MAD AND THAT HE’S CRYING IN ORDER TO MASK THE FACT THAT I AM THE ONE ACTUALLY DOING THE RAGING AND THE CRYING WAHHH”
kekeke you’re so adorable
funny how I can make someone who’s essentially anonymous on here so pissed off over things I say on the internet, please take me more seriously
and guess who does that?
someone really butthurt does that