Kim Jong Is Swaggin
Location: swag on, swag off
Joined Mar 21, 2012 at 11:17AM EDT
DISCLAIMER FOR POTENTIAL TWATS:
I get many private messages and comments a day from twats. These are not good messages to me. They were entertaining to reply to at first but now they are just irritating. To avoid this chaos, here are some simple guidelines for you to follow. Before you PM me or add comments, think about what you want to say:
-Do not send me messages telling me that I am weird. I already know that. KYM already knows that. It’s old news.
-Don’t tell me my presentation is too long or that it is crazy. I already know that as well.
-Don’t hassle me to sign your retarded wall or add you as a friend.
-Don’t tell me that the name “Kim Jong Tha Illest” is crap. I know it isn’t the best name ever, but it is what I came up with 2 years ago, and it seems to have stuck pretty well, and people call me “Kim Jong” anyway.
-Don’t send me messages saying “Hi” or “Are you here?”. They are a waste of everyone’s time.
-Don’t get your pathetic step-dad to fight your battles for you (you know who you are)
-If you are like 8 years old or something, don’t even bother.
-Finally, if your message conforms to these guidelines, please send your message in a language I can understand (English) with remotely good spelling or i’ll just reply with a ton of insults and probably pictures of people collapsing due to the intense amount of shit flying out of their orifices. Thanks.
I have talent, you do not.
the one and only mix I made…so far:
THIS IS THE STORY……of the world’s saddest troll:
Drewpickles a.k.a. Stupickles a.k.a. Dannieguy a.k.a. imnotdannieguy a.k.a. yugeinnad a.k.a. doctor caffeine
> wake up
> smokes crack using fleshlight
> faps to picture of own mother using fleshlight
> goes on internet
> looks up beastiality porn
> goes on KYM
> makes shitty meme with intentionally retarded spelling
(DIS TEH ASSUM MEEMEE EVAR)
> gets bashed for being a fail troll that no one finds hilarious
> notices that Kim Jong is the ultimate KYM hero
> realizes self is fail troll
> jealous of how awesome Kim Jong is
> gets butthurt
> faps to picture of own grandmother with fleshlight
> goes to Kim Jong’s page every morning to downvote everything
> faps into a cage full of rats, feeds them smegma
> goes upstairs from basement to ask grandmother for cheetos
> gets the belt by own father
█████████████I’m pretty harmless███████████████
for a nagger
TIME FOR SOMETHING NEW!
before even posting on my wall, do yourself a favor and listen to the epicness that is Dada Life
that shit was gangster
did someone slip me some acid just now?
yeah, dafuq is with the gif
scroll down, someone got buttmad
refer to these chorus lyrics
you won’t believe how wrong you are
hey guys I want to start a kickstarter where I will create the largest cup possible and fill it with chocolate milk…………….and then we spill it
now those redditards can brag to their friends about how they backed a potato fucking salad
oh ho ho ho he exaggerated by saying “what a time to be alive”,
WHAT A FUNNY EXAGGERATION
people spreading shit on Facebook should not be officially considered as “spread”
90% of facebook users think EVERYTHING they see more than once is a may-may
that’s because idiots on facebook are like “OH I KEEP SEEING THIS AROUND, I GUESS ITS A MEME AND IM GOING TO SPREAD IT MYSELF TOO”
which basically means I can draw any stupid face, have 20 of my buddies spread it, and there’s a really good chance I could fool the idiots on facebook to think it’s a meme, fuck
shit, I should go to these massive sports events and do something stupid
maybe someone will turn me into a meme one day
OH HO HO HO HE MADE SUCH AN UNEXPECTED JOKE
fat joe is too fat to lean back
I’d show this to my gf but she’d fucking kill me for pulling a: “hey….remind you of anyone?”
I wish you didn’t remove it, I was hoping to attract the bronies to this article
JUST LIKE ALL OTHER ARTICLES ARE DOING