Kim Jong Is Swaggin


Location: swag on, swag off

Joined Mar 21, 2012 at 11:17AM EDT



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I get many private messages and comments a day from twats. These are not good messages to me. They were entertaining to reply to at first but now they are just irritating. To avoid this chaos, here are some simple guidelines for you to follow. Before you PM me or add comments, think about what you want to say:
-Do not send me messages telling me that I am weird. I already know that. KYM already knows that. It’s old news.
-Don’t tell me my presentation is too long or that it is crazy. I already know that as well.
-Don’t hassle me to sign your retarded wall or add you as a friend.
-Don’t tell me that the name “Kim Jong Tha Illest” is crap. I know it isn’t the best name ever, but it is what I came up with 2 years ago, and it seems to have stuck pretty well, and people call me “Kim Jong” anyway.
-Don’t send me messages saying “Hi” or “Are you here?”. They are a waste of everyone’s time.
-Don’t get your pathetic step-dad to fight your battles for you (you know who you are)
-If you are like 8 years old or something, don’t even bother.
-Finally, if your message conforms to these guidelines, please send your message in a language I can understand (English) with remotely good spelling or i’ll just reply with a ton of insults and probably pictures of people collapsing due to the intense amount of shit flying out of their orifices. Thanks.


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I have talent, you do not.

the one and only mix I made…so far:

THIS IS THE STORY……of the world’s saddest troll:
Drewpickles a.k.a. Stupickles a.k.a. Dannieguy a.k.a. imnotdannieguy a.k.a. yugeinnad a.k.a. doctor caffeine

> wake up
> smokes crack using fleshlight
> faps to picture of own mother using fleshlight
> goes on internet
> looks up beastiality porn
> goes on KYM
> makes shitty meme with intentionally retarded spelling
> gets bashed for being a fail troll that no one finds hilarious
> notices that Kim Jong is the ultimate KYM hero
> realizes self is fail troll
> jealous of how awesome Kim Jong is
> gets butthurt
> faps to picture of own grandmother with fleshlight
> goes to Kim Jong’s page every morning to downvote everything
> faps into a cage full of rats, feeds them smegma
> goes upstairs from basement to ask grandmother for cheetos
> gets the belt by own father
> ?????????

█████████████I’m pretty harmless███████████████

for a nagger


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Commented on Neve Irvine's wall

not everyone is going to find it funny (yes I actually know)

even people who DON’T have autism are going to be horribly offended

but as offended as you are, the point of this is being the kids at 9gag who don’t have aspergers are going to be the MOST offended by it,

you shouldn’t let everything on the internet hurt you, there’s worse out there, and you can’t be telling everyone who makes a reference to a mental condition hurt you to stop doing what they’re doing

Jul 29, 2014 at 12:12AM EDT

Commented on 9gag

a sneak peak inside 9gag HQ

Jul 28, 2014 at 11:12AM EDT

Added a video to 9gag.

Jul 28, 2014 at 11:11AM EDT

Commented on 039.jpg


Jul 15, 2014 at 11:14PM EDT

Commented on 073.png

(looks at Lazy Elf’s Facebook comment)

…………….shut up Lazy Elf

Jul 15, 2014 at 11:01PM EDT

Commented on Tumblr Telling Tumblr Off

hey I usually like to make a ridiculously big deal out of things that offends me


Jul 14, 2014 at 11:49PM EDT

Commented on 4a2.jpg

(and those, my friends, are the perks of being chinese)

Jul 14, 2014 at 11:35PM EDT

Commented on 4a2.jpg

9gag probably stole it from someone else without giving them credit

Jul 14, 2014 at 11:35PM EDT

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