Kim Jong Is Swaggin


Location: swag on, swag off

Joined Mar 21, 2012 at 11:17AM EDT



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I get many private messages and comments a day from twats. These are not good messages to me. They were entertaining to reply to at first but now they are just irritating. To avoid this chaos, here are some simple guidelines for you to follow. Before you PM me or add comments, think about what you want to say:
-Do not send me messages telling me that I am weird. I already know that. KYM already knows that. It’s old news.
-Don’t tell me my presentation is too long or that it is crazy. I already know that as well.
-Don’t hassle me to sign your retarded wall or add you as a friend.
-Don’t tell me that the name “Kim Jong Tha Illest” is crap. I know it isn’t the best name ever, but it is what I came up with 2 years ago, and it seems to have stuck pretty well, and people call me “Kim Jong” anyway.
-Don’t send me messages saying “Hi” or “Are you here?”. They are a waste of everyone’s time.
-Don’t get your pathetic step-dad to fight your battles for you (you know who you are)
-If you are like 8 years old or something, don’t even bother.
-Finally, if your message conforms to these guidelines, please send your message in a language I can understand (English) with remotely good spelling or i’ll just reply with a ton of insults and probably pictures of people collapsing due to the intense amount of shit flying out of their orifices. Thanks.


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I have talent, you do not.

the one and only mix I made…so far:

THIS IS THE STORY……of the world’s saddest troll:
Drewpickles a.k.a. Stupickles a.k.a. Dannieguy a.k.a. imnotdannieguy a.k.a. yugeinnad a.k.a. doctor caffeine

> wake up
> smokes crack using fleshlight
> faps to picture of own mother using fleshlight
> goes on internet
> looks up beastiality porn
> goes on KYM
> makes shitty meme with intentionally retarded spelling
> gets bashed for being a fail troll that no one finds hilarious
> notices that Kim Jong is the ultimate KYM hero
> realizes self is fail troll
> jealous of how awesome Kim Jong is
> gets butthurt
> faps to picture of own grandmother with fleshlight
> goes to Kim Jong’s page every morning to downvote everything
> faps into a cage full of rats, feeds them smegma
> goes upstairs from basement to ask grandmother for cheetos
> gets the belt by own father
> ?????????

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for a nagger


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Recent Activity

Commented on Michael Brown's Death


Aug 16, 2014 at 01:59AM EDT

Commented on 5dc.png

insert photoshop of genie mixed with feels

Aug 14, 2014 at 09:00PM EDT

Commented on Tumblr

wow, you know what, I was being an asshole this whole entire time, I changed my mind about everything…………….

…………..after visiting the TUMBLR HQ

Aug 14, 2014 at 03:09AM EDT

Commented on Tumblr


Aug 14, 2014 at 01:25AM EDT

Commented on Tumblr



please, leave, now

Aug 14, 2014 at 01:16AM EDT

Commented on Tumblr

I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again,

dear (most) people uploading to the Tumblr image gallery on KYM


Aug 14, 2014 at 01:12AM EDT

Commented on wolfhowl44's wall

on the “childhood enhanced” article you commented:

“Betting pool for the next shutdown?
I’m hedging on Tumblr, seeing as how the only necessity is for it’s pictures to be screencaps from the site.
Serious talk now, I sorta see what the mods are trying to do, but I think they’re going about it the wrong way. Keeping the community from having a common ground to post pictures for instant attention will allow for an easier sorting experience, but I fear that apathy will prevent many possible submissions from being made, and the ones that are posted by the remaining die-hard supporters will have very few views.
For example, the posts made about Spongebob’s new movie will be put on the Spongebob gallery, but I doubt that they would have as much thought put into them and that less people will view it alltogether. Spongebob wouldn’t trend on the upcoming movie’s news alone, and people like me would never go to the gallery. This would happen to any fanart that doesn’t fall under the trending tag, too, keeping it from being viewed by the masses.
If the mods want to turn this place into a museum, fine. Fair enough. Some people will remain, and the others would just go to redit or something. If the site turns in what it’s supposed to be, a database for the uneducated to learn about memes, that’s alright.
I just don’t think a lot of the community will stick around.”

You da man, I couldn’t have said it any better

Aug 14, 2014 at 01:11AM EDT

Commented on Friend Zone

well it’s easier for girls to solve this one, they just need to:
- make sure the guy isn’t a eunuch
- make sure he’s not gay
- put on make up
- not talk so much
- make sandwiches

Aug 14, 2014 at 12:46AM EDT

Commented on Friend Zone

the best way to get out of a friendzone is to pay her

Aug 14, 2014 at 12:45AM EDT

Commented on Roxane Gay

you people are all asking it wrong:


how is she a memetic person that deserves a KYM article?

Aug 06, 2014 at 10:47PM EDT

Commented on Neve Irvine's wall

not everyone is going to find it funny (yes I actually know)

even people who DON’T have autism are going to be horribly offended

but as offended as you are, the point of this is being the kids at 9gag who don’t have aspergers are going to be the MOST offended by it,

you shouldn’t let everything on the internet hurt you, there’s worse out there, and you can’t be telling everyone who makes a reference to a mental condition hurt you to stop doing what they’re doing

Jul 29, 2014 at 12:12AM EDT

Commented on 9gag

a sneak peak inside 9gag HQ

Jul 28, 2014 at 11:12AM EDT

Added a video to 9gag.

Jul 28, 2014 at 11:11AM EDT

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