Kim Jong Tha Illest

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Location: DIE CISHET SCUM

Joined Mar 21, 2012 at 11:17AM EDT


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DISCLAIMER FOR POTENTIAL TWATS:
I get many private messages and comments a day from twats. These are not good messages to me. They were entertaining to reply to at first but now they are just irritating. To avoid this chaos, here are some simple guidelines for you to follow. Before you PM me or add comments, think about what you want to say:
-Do not send me messages telling me that I am weird. I already know that. KYM already knows that. It’s old news.
-Don’t tell me my presentation is too long or that it is crazy. I already know that as well.
-Don’t hassle me to sign your retarded wall or add you as a friend.
-Don’t tell me that the name “Kim Jong Tha Illest” is crap. I know it isn’t the best name ever, but it is what I came up with 2 years ago, and it seems to have stuck pretty well, and people call me “Kim Jong” anyway.
-Don’t send me messages saying “Hi” or “Are you here?”. They are a waste of everyone’s time.
-Don’t get your pathetic step-dad to fight your battles for you (you know who you are)
-If you are like 8 years old or something, don’t even bother.
-Finally, if your message conforms to these guidelines, please send your message in a language I can understand (English) with remotely good spelling or i’ll just reply with a ton of insults and probably pictures of people collapsing due to the intense amount of shit flying out of their orifices. Thanks.
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I have talent, you do not.

the one and only mix I made…so far:
www.soundcloud.com/kimjongthaillest
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THIS IS THE STORY……of the world’s saddest troll:
Drewpickles a.k.a. Stupickles a.k.a. Dannieguy a.k.a. imnotdannieguy a.k.a. yugeinnad a.k.a. doctor caffeine a.k.a. Erethzium a.k.a. Aponymous

> wake up
> smokes crack using fleshlight
> faps to picture of own mother using fleshlight
> goes on internet
> looks up beastiality porn
> goes on KYM
> makes shitty meme with intentionally retarded spelling
(DIS TEH ASSUM MEEMEE EVAR)
> gets bashed for being a fail troll that no one finds hilarious
> notices that Kim Jong is the ultimate KYM hero
> realizes self is fail troll
> jealous of how awesome Kim Jong is
> gets butthurt
> faps to picture of own grandmother with fleshlight
> goes to Kim Jong’s page every morning to downvote everything
> faps into a cage full of rats, feeds them smegma
> goes upstairs from basement to ask grandmother for cheetos
> gets the belt by own father
> ?????????
> PROFIT!!!

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for a nagger

TIME FOR SOMETHING NEW!

before even posting on my wall, do yourself a favor and listen to the epicness that is Dada Life


Recent Activity

Commented on 17e.jpg

I fucking love that note OP added

Jan 30, 2015 at 12:15PM EST

Commented on Noir That Feel

It was a pale evening, a slow melancholic stretch of road

I crossed the street, and entered the bar

there were no patrons, just the sound of the indoor fan and the outside rain

“whiskey, neat”

you could see the dust settle under the lights

I sat at the bar, elbows on the table

I tilt the glass towards me, taking in the odours of vanilla, sandlewood, and cigars

this was it, this was my life

I looked at the bartender, just standing there wiping the bar down

“tfw no gf”

I looked away, I don’t even think he cared

and then I heard

“feels bad man”

Jan 29, 2015 at 02:57PM EST

Commented on GamerGate

lol everyone read Jezebel’s article going against the complaints about this movie, what a hilarious mass use of the strawman fallacy

Jan 29, 2015 at 02:31PM EST

Commented on 3ad.jpg

it looks like shaq is fapping

Jan 29, 2015 at 02:13PM EST

Commented on Filthy Frank

just google filthy frank exposed, there’s a bunch that hasn’t been

Jan 28, 2015 at 05:13PM EST

Commented on Meme Elitism

the 9gag section in this article starts with

“9gag, on the other hand”

that’s when you know, this is gonna b gud

Jan 28, 2015 at 02:19PM EST

Commented on #Blessed

I’m pretty sure gettting Meme’don is the best blessing one can receive

Jan 28, 2015 at 02:14PM EST

Commented on Don's wall

http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/902056-don
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where it all started

Jan 28, 2015 at 02:13PM EST

Commented on 344.gif

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Jan 27, 2015 at 07:26PM EST

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