Kim Jong Washes Hands
Location: wash your goddamn hands your filthy pleb
Joined Mar 21, 2012 at 11:17AM EDT
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I have talent, you do not.
the one and only mix I made…so far:
THIS IS THE STORY……of the world’s saddest troll:
Drewpickles a.k.a. Stupickles a.k.a. Dannieguy a.k.a. imnotdannieguy a.k.a. yugeinnad a.k.a. doctor caffeine
> wake up
> smokes crack using fleshlight
> faps to picture of own mother using fleshlight
> goes on internet
> looks up beastiality porn
> goes on KYM
> makes shitty meme with intentionally retarded spelling
(DIS TEH ASSUM MEEMEE EVAR)
> gets bashed for being a fail troll that no one finds hilarious
> notices that Kim Jong is the ultimate KYM hero
> realizes self is fail troll
> jealous of how awesome Kim Jong is
> gets butthurt
> faps to picture of own grandmother with fleshlight
> goes to Kim Jong’s page every morning to downvote everything
> faps into a cage full of rats, feeds them smegma
> goes upstairs from basement to ask grandmother for cheetos
> gets the belt by own father
█████████████I’m pretty harmless███████████████
for a nagger
TIME FOR SOMETHING NEW!
is the mod’s arguement on why we should LET brand new members make memes. OH IS THAT RIGHT?
CHECK THE HISTORY EDITS TO SEE HOW MUCH work these BNM faggots have done
with the hat on I don’t think he can do another front flip successfully
oh man you nerds, let it go
someone just increased his chances of an IRL asskicking tenfold
I thought this was still in the floppy disk era, where is that shit?
you are wasting your time here
like one of the top comments states: feminism would be great in the middle east
because that is like their personal hell, being around women with freedom and power
and watching them suffer over something like that would be HILARIOUS
some people need to learn that sometimes their 2¢ adds more weight than value
this pleases me
that’s even better actually
not shown: duck lips
lol at the angry facebook commenters
“EVERYONE DEADPOOL THIS!”
lol, just lol
your voice matters
one is to intimidate other people
and the other one is to scare away girls
(sees that it gets frontpaged)
and this is how it possibly begins
haha, well then
we’ll make it easy on you and make the hat out of a giant nacho chip, and the top will be filled with guacamole and salsa
because let’s face it, you are going to lose this bet, might as well lose with style
this is one of those memes where the more experienced of us will know it’s pretty damned forced.
however, it has that legit kinda look that will fool 90% of the internet, therefore these idiots will propagate this meme into actually possibly becoming a real meme
I can only hope this shit does’t happen
because the dead horse hasn’t been beat enough
you’d have to be pretty stupid to come across these things and try to participate in them yourself
well not stupid, just not meme-knowledgable