Kim Jong Washes Hands


Location: wash your goddamn hands your filthy pleb

Joined Mar 21, 2012 at 11:17AM EDT



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I get many private messages and comments a day from twats. These are not good messages to me. They were entertaining to reply to at first but now they are just irritating. To avoid this chaos, here are some simple guidelines for you to follow. Before you PM me or add comments, think about what you want to say:
-Do not send me messages telling me that I am weird. I already know that. KYM already knows that. It’s old news.
-Don’t tell me my presentation is too long or that it is crazy. I already know that as well.
-Don’t hassle me to sign your retarded wall or add you as a friend.
-Don’t tell me that the name “Kim Jong Tha Illest” is crap. I know it isn’t the best name ever, but it is what I came up with 2 years ago, and it seems to have stuck pretty well, and people call me “Kim Jong” anyway.
-Don’t send me messages saying “Hi” or “Are you here?”. They are a waste of everyone’s time.
-Don’t get your pathetic step-dad to fight your battles for you (you know who you are)
-If you are like 8 years old or something, don’t even bother.
-Finally, if your message conforms to these guidelines, please send your message in a language I can understand (English) with remotely good spelling or i’ll just reply with a ton of insults and probably pictures of people collapsing due to the intense amount of shit flying out of their orifices. Thanks.


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I have talent, you do not.

the one and only mix I made…so far:

THIS IS THE STORY……of the world’s saddest troll:
Drewpickles a.k.a. Stupickles a.k.a. Dannieguy a.k.a. imnotdannieguy a.k.a. yugeinnad a.k.a. doctor caffeine

> wake up
> smokes crack using fleshlight
> faps to picture of own mother using fleshlight
> goes on internet
> looks up beastiality porn
> goes on KYM
> makes shitty meme with intentionally retarded spelling
> gets bashed for being a fail troll that no one finds hilarious
> notices that Kim Jong is the ultimate KYM hero
> realizes self is fail troll
> jealous of how awesome Kim Jong is
> gets butthurt
> faps to picture of own grandmother with fleshlight
> goes to Kim Jong’s page every morning to downvote everything
> faps into a cage full of rats, feeds them smegma
> goes upstairs from basement to ask grandmother for cheetos
> gets the belt by own father
> ?????????

█████████████I’m pretty harmless███████████████

for a nagger



is the mod’s arguement on why we should LET brand new members make memes. OH IS THAT RIGHT?

CHECK THE HISTORY EDITS TO SEE HOW MUCH work these BNM faggots have done

Recent Activity

Commented on ProjectENDO's wall

hey bro

can you make a gorilla face that looks like kim jong Il

I will buy the shirt asap

Apr 17, 2014 at 12:08AM EDT

Commented on 552.gif

well that’s how they get ya to lower your guard

Apr 16, 2014 at 10:50PM EDT

Commented on Kim Jong Washes Hands' wall

dear downsvoter:

noted how I added the “s” in the word above? it means you are a downvoter, except you have downs,

I just wanted to point that out

Apr 16, 2014 at 05:19PM EDT

Commented on Funny Exam Answers

you must be one of them “no-bullshit” serious type of guys

this website is definitely not for you

Apr 16, 2014 at 12:24PM EDT

Commented on Funny Exam Answers

no no I realize that

but i’m talking about the idea of it, the dude saw the top photo and was all like “HOW CAN I MAKE THIS FUNNIER?”

and as cynically assholish as I sound, I am probably right

Apr 16, 2014 at 12:21PM EDT

Commented on 3e6.jpg

….welll. now you don’t have to

Apr 15, 2014 at 08:13PM EDT

Commented on 3e6.jpg

I would’ve drawn a picture of me banging invisible woman

while she’s invisible

picture that homies, picture that

Apr 15, 2014 at 08:12PM EDT

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