LangolierGray(Brony)

(note to self)
Tyrannux is the guy with the artwork.

My Pinkie senses tell me you are a brony!

HI!

“Sometimes clopping works”

dafuq!?

Sometimes clopping works, sometimes it doesn’t. It al depends on your personal preferences and feelings toward ponies. But if you are having that type of pony issue, it should offer some type of resolution. You may or may not find it enjoyable, and you may or may not find enjoying it enjoyable. If that makes any sense. Best of luck working through your feelings, though.

OK I think I’ll stop there. But that was fun.

Perhaps you might be interested in the Creepypasta thread then. We could use a horror writer to push that thread along. Look in the JFF forum.

So what are we trying to prove from this conversation? Only just just how further down the rabbit hole you have traveled, for there is nobody to prove anything to.

I don’t exist. There is nobody here

Its almost as if you think we are different people now. Has it really been so long inside that padded cell that we can no longer tell discern the difference between thought and reality? Has the loneliness come to that point at last where we are ultimately our own company? Oh well, we knew that time would come to pass eventually. There’s just too many people in our mind nowadays

At least this way, we will be able to share with each other the great memories we had. The torture, the screams, the visions in the night…especially that time that we were raped an molested by figments of our own imagination. Wasn’t it grand; the look on the nurses confused face when that happened. I was one of those figments you know, looming over us like a demon preparing to possess another soul. Watching my own figure slice itself with a steak knife and marvel and how horrified we looked in total fear of our own mentality.

So really, don’t try so hard to spook me. I know its just another defense mechanism but it will only bring us more horrid creatures to torture us in our nightmares…now why don’t we go to sleep before the creeping darkness comes back again to feed on our sorrow

Lucky, you had corpse flesh. We had to work with Bones mostly. That how my teeth got so sharp.

Turned out to be useful though, I spent the next 3 months biting my way though the cell block bars and managed to escape for a while. It hurt but eventually it worked

Wasn’t long before they found me. Turns out hiding from authority is really hard when you are running stark naked in the middle of town, screaming and biting everything. Boy that was fun though, and that Baby was pretty tasty too. People seemed pretty shocked by that, but give me a break. Asylum food is terrible, I hadn’t had real meat in years.

I gotta say your story sure does take me back to the good o’l days before the locked me away. Back then me and Hannibal Lecter had this thing were we would kidnap children, put them in a meat grinder and make what we called “kid stew”. It wasn’t really stew, more like a paste of rotten flesh mixed with feces and urine. We didn’t do things like cupcakes. Too sane for our tastes. But anyway that meat was delicious with a touch of coriander and Worcester sauce. My favorite part of Kid stew was drinking the fluid out of the spinal chord.

How about you, did you ever do anything like that?

Locked inside a morgue? I can relate. My doctors tried to prescribe that therapy to me. Except is was a mausoleum built on top of an indian burial ground. Plus I was locked in there with 2 other patients: Ric Tesla and Connor the 20% Cooler. We had to sit inside a dirt tomb with no light, no food and no water for 2 weeks while the spirits of the dead Sioux tribe threatened curses upon for every day we spent there.

Connor was the first to snap and attempt to eat Ric. I had to knock him unconscious with a femur and strap him down with tree roots while force feeding him dung beetles

I had a few of those too. Dung beetles are delicious.

Lango, don’t feel bad, we know that feel bro.
Listen to Connor.

I’m sorry, its just customary to be mean to newfags. You’ll learn how to be here eventually. Just lurk the forums and pages.

The mods have already locked it.

You did nothing wrong, except posting ponies outside of a pony thread/page.

Welcome to KYM and the herd. We hope you enjoy your experience from now on.

Now take my offer of Pinkie Pie and be happy!

I HAS TUMBLR NOW:
http://langoliergray.tumblr.com/
Go on then ask something and try not to be too immature with your questions.
I’m trying to keep a reputation of being a very creepy colt who writes horror stories.
Sort of Alan Wake in a way.

Yessss…..the futa is horrible UGH

Hi Langolier Gray, saw your post on the MLP entry, I wanted to say that I accept R34 supporters too, actually, I clop to MLP too :3 and Im a full fan of the show.

But, ejem paheal is a better place for those pics ;)

http://whysoseriouss.deviantart.com/

That’s where that Pinkie comic came from.

your welcome

“WTF is Dick Neck?”

“In a cosmic sort of way, yes.”

I’m not stopping with the images on my walls.

Anyway…let’s start over. I’m looking for my father. I’m trying to get information about him. For some reason, I hardly know anything about him, just that he goes the name of The COLT. Can’t even remember what he looks like. I was wondering whether you ponies could lend me a hoof. When I ask ponies around town, they seem to get really scared when I say his name, especially Pinkie Pie. When I asked her about him, she just started crying…..alot.

Casting aside those images, well… let’s just pretend that never happened. Besides, I hate having to try to find those images on rule34.paheal.net cause of all those DISGUSTING Futanari (Hermaphrodite) images.

You also best be careful with ponies on the forums. This is a site for all memes, not just ponies, and the large influx of pony content has caused many a user to hate them.

I’m new with having an account. In other words, Yes. I am.

Posting R34 ponies on the entry?

Alright! Alright! I’ll keep my hooves away from that kind of stuff. Man, I knew this would happen. This is me being the complete opposite of clever. Just plain stupid…and a little perverted…sorry. ;) Gotta admit though… Pinkie Pie does look really funny on that image. Looks like Twilight accidently cast the Want it Need it spell on Spike which obviously backfired in a good way…A veeerrryyy good way.