i don’t feel safe anymore
Joined Jun 06, 2011 at 08:42PM EDT
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i just love to get my two cents in
for anyone interested
Things i have to do today:
look at ponies
watch some ponies
listen to some pony music
draw some ponies
play a pony video game
eat some muffins
larrz's Forum Posts
larrz explodes (cya in respawn some other time )
looks at pwnzer disinterestedly “hudda” he said as he pulled out a flare gun and shot pwnzer
“Hudda hudda huh!” said larrz walking upright in the form of a pyro “hmmph?” he mumbled wondering where applebloom went “mopmh cmhon!” he yelled through his mask. “so much for that” he thought
“damn, that was my favorite body” said the ghost of larrz as it sat in limbo “time to call upon the powers over another dimension" he said quietly suddenly the sky turned orange and a whirlwind of fire was over the battlefield. a ball of flames flew from the heavens and crashed. the flames whispered, their master had arrived.
“damnit why won’t you go down” in a fit of rage larrz bites the broken section of appleblooms spine and rips it clean apart to tear the reaper into two pieces before finnaly succumbing to the reaper’s touch.
just as applebloom was about to perform his move larrz with the last of his strength snapped the reapers spine with the pure force “that should slow you down long enough”
larrz only gripped tighter as his energy drained away his eyes never dulling for a second.
taking advantage of That-Guy’s distracting attack the pegasus charged applebloom and tackled him. he didn’t let go for anything, not when they hit the ground, and not when applebloom began to claw at him.
beneath the smoldering corpse of the great dragon a brown Pegasus weakly frees himself from the claw of the fallen beast. his fro all but burnt away and a red slash on his forehead he struggles to comprehend what has happened. “did it work?” larrz said as he looked up to the sky he saw the reaper, alive but wounded “damn, there is only one thing left to do…”
regardless of appleblooms actions larrz only opens his mouth wider and wider, the beam getting stronger and stronger
eyes glowing bright but still quite insane larrz looked right at applebloom “looks like someone left the seat up!” rearing back he roared at applebloom, a dense beam of light shot at applebloom, knocking the glasses out of the way and hitting applebloom dead center
larrz was flying around, once again holding his glowing orb when he flew up to the dragons face. he stared intently at the dragons eyes as if focusing with every fiber of his being, his insane red eyes wide as the moon. then with a grin held out his orb and said “peanut butter is my favorite instrument” smashing the orb upon his own forehead the resulting energy sent a shockwave out, its magics having mixxed effects on the many creatures in a 15 mile radius
for the longest time the words larrz had spoken had done nothing, but when the boundry of the symbol had been broken the portals magics had begun to leak out. the words power had hung in the air and now manifested themselves through the portals energy. it took the form of a giant hand made of the same energies as the portal. its purpose the same as the symbols original intent it crawled after applebloom
the realm of darkness larrz had dragged applebloom into was only illuminated by the light gushing in from the portal and the energy seeping from applebloom. “tacos! i should really wash my clothes. did i mail that letter. this marshmallow is hard” thought larrz through his insanity. suddenly a thought occurs to him “i don’t like it here” “and neither do i!” he said, letting go of applebloom. using his wings larrz propelled himself towards the portal, getting nicked and scratched by the falling undead....
The blue eyes of the Pegasus go wide, then return to normal, but something has changed, they are now a bright red.A wide grin spreads on his face as the pegasus takes the reapers head and twists it sharpy in 360 degrees. grabbing the reapers neck with his teeth larrz dives into the portal, cackling all the way.
realizing he had only one hope larrz rushed the reaper. using his digging tool to chop at his eyes “immortal or not you still need your eyes!”
anticipating King applebloom’s attack larrz whipped out a small tablet and tossed it at the bolt, absorbing its magic and pulling in Applebloom “gotcha!” larrz then quickly fled the circle
im not surprised someone took the time to make this just to poke fun of bronies, im just surprised its just coming out :P