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Commented on Ken-Sama

Deriatives all over 4chan, +1 confirm
Goededag, my name is Jan-Barrie Mouhamaoud.

I’m a 27 year old Nederlander (Dutchman for you kankerallochtonen). I grow tulips in my garden and spend my days perfecting this art and playing superior Dutch games (Killzone, Overlord, De Blob, A2 Racer)

I overthink the meaning of life daily with a good quality Dutch joint, it makes me feel superior and makes me think I can punch though solid steel. I experienced my THC deflowery two years ago, and I have been feeeling better every day.

I speak Dutch fluently, Algemeen Beschaafd Nederlands, Brabants, and the Frisian dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Dutch history and their compromise-creed, which I follow 100%.

When I get my Dutch paspoort, I am moving to Amsterdam to attend a prestigious University to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an immigrant, pooier, or major of Rotterdam!

I own several klompen, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to the Netherlands, so I can fit in easier. I say ‘Hoi!’ en ‘De mazzel!’ to my elders and seniors and speak Dutch as often as I can, but they always call me a zandhuttenkleiende tyfusmocro.

Jan 18, 2013 at 01:27AM EST

Commented on Dancing Otter

Let’s wait and see how much of this dancing mustelidae we see… Really? Mustelidae? Dat taxonomy.

Jan 12, 2013 at 09:45AM EST

Commented on WTF GANGNAM STYLE!!?

Listen up, all you countries out there, if you’re Italian, if you’re Mexican, if you’re Jamaican,you know; if you’re Francian. FRANCIAN ಠ_ಠ

Sep 20, 2012 at 09:08AM EDT

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