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Commented on Fairy Tale Rubbish

I can half imagine the thought behind this: “This is Fairy Tale Rubbish. That is why it will make millions with the masses. Put me down for a percentage.”

Oct 13, 2013 at 12:56AM EDT

Commented on Life Hacks

Yeah, if this meme is like actual advice mallard, then half the image gallery is just insanity wolf images.

Also, aren’t most of those random ones posted sneaky bit?

Oct 12, 2013 at 04:07PM EDT

Commented on Repost?

Don’t listen to corn. It only ever tells you to sacrifice every adult in the town in return for a successful harvest.

Oct 12, 2013 at 04:02PM EDT

Commented on e77.jpg

Sirens also get confused with harpies….but that makes a bit more sense since who can keep track of several different varieties of birdwomen?

Plus people were not sure what to do with harpies storywise other than have them act like bitches towards Phineus by stealing all his food. Nice in the original story maybe, but not good for a reoccurring threat to take seriously.

But I think the connection with mermaids comes along with the Siren’s transition from human headed bird to sexy bird women. Essentially, they wanted a sexy seductress rather than hypnotoad. Conflation with other creatures lonely sailors thought about at night thus was natural.

Oct 12, 2013 at 08:26AM EDT

Commented on b59.png

“Is it going to be something written in a British accent?”

Oct 12, 2013 at 08:18AM EDT

Commented on 4ce.gif

Well, better than the nsfw version of this concept.

Note: For the love of god, do not go looking for that nsfw image. Look at this and tell me any kind of nsfw image that could even be loosely associated with that and does require years of therapy afterwards.

Oct 12, 2013 at 08:16AM EDT

Commented on 1a2.png

I do not believe that these kids should be allowed on airplanes. This is because that hair is clearly a deadly weapon. You could easily take someone’s eye out with it.

Oct 12, 2013 at 01:18AM EDT

Commented on fee.jpg

Depends on the kid. Some cases have children enter puberty at a startlingly young age.

Now “shouldn’t get pregnant” is a far more legitimate reason to say no to all this.

Oct 12, 2013 at 01:13AM EDT

Commented on Repost?

Well, there is the obvious and rather offensive joke that he was more of a fairy, in line with older depictions of fairies during the ages where Vikings were something to reasonably fear on a daily basis (so a much, much more metal time period)

The flamboyant personality could easily be written off as merely his total disregard for conventional morality and a twisted child-like cruelty. But then again, one of the later episodes did have the girls easily imagining him with what was basically a male harem.

Oct 12, 2013 at 01:00AM EDT

Commented on 664.jpg

Lots of plants and animals were named by lonely white 19th century scientists.
Venus flytrap yeah, they had mother issues
Woolly mammoth they were a special kind of lonely: they named it that because they thought the end its tusk looked like a nipple

If we were to go even more Freudian, we could assume that the Caucasian obsession with avocados comes both from a desire to return to “simpler, more wholesome times” everyone assumes there used to be, as well as the continued sexual repression that has persisted since the time period they want to return to.

Or it is some health related bull$4!+. Who knows. I was talking out of my ass anyway.

Oct 12, 2013 at 12:57AM EDT

Commented on dce.jpg

I think that if you click that one, the next question is whether you are the one with the symptoms, and if yes it directs you to the article on the T-virus.

Oct 11, 2013 at 12:06PM EDT

Commented on c3f.jpg

Well, who would want to take love from this guy? I think it makes enough of a deterrent to keep it safe.

Except of course for the fact that this is the kind of guy you want to keep it safe from.

Oct 11, 2013 at 12:01PM EDT

Commented on df7.jpg

This is an obvious photoshop to make it look larger. Look at all the pixels!!1

Oct 11, 2013 at 11:48AM EDT

Commented on 628.png

“Well, I wasn’t PLANNING on it. I was actually thinking of letting you go since I had no idea what to do with you. Thanks for clearing up that problem for me.”

Oct 10, 2013 at 12:09AM EDT

Commented on 880.png

Thinking about it, didn’t he once summon just an arm and some torso in order to protect her? So that means he can semiconsciously summon only parts of his titan form.

Let’s admit it, if you could do that, wouldn’t you summon a huge dick at least once? Even if you are a girl, you must admit the concept is tempting.

Oct 10, 2013 at 12:07AM EDT

Commented on 822.jpg

“We don’t take to kindly to fairytale folk around here. Them giants are always beating against the walls, and witches just walk right up ‘em. ’tain’t natural. We gotta draw the line somewheres.”

Oct 10, 2013 at 12:01AM EDT

Commented on Snozzberry

Are we sure that it means dicks? She could have just been making a metaphor in the later book. Like saying that she grabbed them by the avocados.

Admittedly, avocados are named after balls. While I am mentioning it, a venus flytrap gained that name because it kind of looks like a womans….. Yeah…. a lot of plants are named after genitals. 19th century botanists were lonely, disturbed men.

Oct 08, 2013 at 05:55PM EDT

Commented on 99c.png

You are less likely to get killed in a dramatic, over the top way in Outlaw Star. Plus it is the future, so you have all the good things like plentiful food, running water, in door bathrooms. And robots and flying cars.

Oct 08, 2013 at 05:45PM EDT

Commented on 663.jpg

“So, what are your rates for a freelance ‘silencing’? I got a very healthy uncle with a will, y’see…”

Oct 08, 2013 at 03:15PM EDT

Commented on 555.png

This does raise a good question. How do pokemon centers deal with the huge ones?

In the games, they just popped the pokeballs in the all purpose feel good machines, but that doesn’t seem to be the case with the show (there was an entire episode where they had to handle a huge number of injuries in an accident that they had to send them to a regular hospital, meaning no machine; plus before the battle against Lt. Surge had them seeing a past challenger in a stretcher)

And I don’t think I’ve ever seen the nurse ask what pokemon is in the ball. They just hand them off and come back later. What if she opened the ball and she was expecting a skitty and got a wailord? Who pays for the damages?

Oct 08, 2013 at 11:18AM EDT

Commented on b06.jpg

You are either a dirty nudist peasant or party of the Glorious Member Master Race.

Oct 08, 2013 at 11:06AM EDT

Commented on xkcd 1274

XKCD readers rarely* have to dodge a million bullets while enjoying their favored media. They can take being a bit more leisurely.

*if this is not the case for you, then please post a video of the action movie you call a life.

Oct 07, 2013 at 07:37PM EDT

Commented on f84.jpg

Can’t that conclusion be used no matter who would be sent from the future? I mean, if it kills everyone, then no one is left to be sent back and nag you.

Oct 07, 2013 at 11:23AM EDT

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