Life and Internet Super Troll

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Location: Troll Hell

Joined Jun 16, 2011 at 09:13PM EDT


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About

I reside in the Troll Stronghold too.

Melvin is my best friend. Challenge Accepted is my motto.

Here’s a sound piece of advice: You have to give that bitch something she’ll love. Bitches love that.

You can’t beat ‘em. You can’t join ’em.
Applies to anything, especially trolls.

A good and real troll site: http://youfail.org

Trolls are invincible because we are many. We’ll never stop until we’re done. We never sleep, eat, or drink. All we live on is the anger and rage of the successfully trolled. Trolling is an art: Seldom learned, always bestowed.
WE ARE THE WINNERS OF THE INTERNET, THE GAME, AND WE CAN GO AN ENTIRE MONTH WITHOUT THINKING OF THE LETTER “P”.
WE ARE BIGGER THAN BIG BROTHER, STRONGER THAN THE SITE OWNERS,
MORE DANGEROUS THAN THE NUCLEAR BOMB,
MORE STOIC THAN THOSE PEOPLE WHO THE NAME CAME FROM,
AND MORE ELITE THAN ANONYMOUS WHEN THEY TEAM UP TO TAKE YOUR SITE.
WE. ARE. TROLLS.


Website
http://knowyourmeme.com/videos/10146-trollface-coolface-problem
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Dr. Enzyme

Jan 21, 2012 at 11:54PM EST+1

This must be your life story.

Amirite?

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A Red Spy

Sep 26, 2011 at 08:40PM EDT+6

Look, he turned red! No, wait, that’s just blood…

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Psyduck

Sep 25, 2011 at 09:42PM EDT+1

I got the 3DS, Angry Bird, $90 and trip to Disney for mine. It WAS somewhere around $110, but I spent some.

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Psyduck

Sep 17, 2011 at 06:17PM EDT0

It took you a month to respond to that? Wow, you must be really busy trolling and whatnot. If you need me, I’ll be playing Zelda on my 3DS with my Angry Bird plushy guarding the $90.00 that I got for my birthday while I wait in line at Disney World.

P.S.
The Game.

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IronTroll

Sep 14, 2011 at 02:57PM EDT0

Fellow troll, i hereby salute to you

Uhm, i can’t move my arms in this suit!!!!

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RussianFedora (Hypercubed)

Aug 23, 2011 at 11:55PM EDT+1

Never can I express my true respect for you, good sir! Do you think I’m
Gonna just ignore you and not leave a comment on your wall?
Give me a break!
You are the most awesome troll in the history of the interwebz!
Up with you, up to Troll Heaven!

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Unsuccessful troll omg bbyz

Aug 22, 2011 at 03:31PM EDT0

So funny, so hard to admit final losing loss. Like dying person living life to the fullest.

ON THE INTERWEBZ D:

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Unsuccessful troll omg bbyz

Aug 22, 2011 at 05:49AM EDT0

Trollin you so hard right now cuz you’re just like NO I’M NOT TROLLD BY THIS AT ALL.

Then you’re like >:D get outta my head, naughty troll. Nobawdy beetz me at mai game.
So I’m like CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
I AM ATTENTION WHORE
AM NOT AFRAID OF SAYING I AM ATTENTION WHORE.

Bro you just like “whateva bronie, this so deadpool, this so not coolface”
CAUZ BRO, YOU SO MAD RITE NAO.

You just gotta lol at this and deadpool me.
COME AT ME BRO.

le ignore, clicky click very frantic
You should google nicodemus and tell me if i am doing a good impression.
Maybe we do coke sometime too beauz we so addicted to the internetz.

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Psyduck

Aug 19, 2011 at 07:45PM EDT+2

This is odd. You haven’t trolled me like you said you would…
How hard could it be?
Everywhere, I’m leaving dumb comments for you.

Get on the track, and TROLL!
ALL of my patience is being used waiting on a failed troll!
Maybe it’s you’ve got 58 others to troll?
Eh, what do I care. I just came to troll you because I wanted to get my point across, so go and read the first letter on each line.

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SWFlash

Aug 18, 2011 at 07:45PM EDT+3

It’s OK to hate ponies…

But is it really that important to post the same line over and over again?

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Psyduck

Aug 14, 2011 at 02:55PM EDT+2

Ah, that’s what I thought. Well, anyway, it’s your opinion, and I won’t take it away from you. However, please note that opinions are a lot like but holes: everybody has one, and everybody else thinks that they stink. I will warn you, however, that going into a pony thread alone is like going into the other team’s base alone in TF2. You are way outnumbered, and won’t last very long unless you REALLY know what you’re doing.

That said, I challenge you to watch episode 1. Just do it, then you can troll all you want.

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Psyduck

Aug 10, 2011 at 01:17PM EDT+1

I find it ironic that you told me to “GTFO YOUR INTERWEBZ,” then followed me.

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Psyduck

Aug 10, 2011 at 01:13PM EDT+1

I find it ironic that you told me to “GTFO YOUR INTERWEBZ,” then followed me.

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tumblrbot

Aug 10, 2011 at 03:58AM EDT+1

SMALL MEATBAG. YOU THINK YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH FPR TUMBLRBOT?
YOUR BRAVERY IS TOUCHING. THANK YOU.

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Doc

Aug 04, 2011 at 10:48PM EDT0

Haha, you best be trollin’. That’s Party Pat.

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