Life and Internet Super Troll
Location: Troll Hell
Joined Jun 16, 2011 at 09:13PM EDT
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I reside in the Troll Stronghold too.
Melvin is my best friend. Challenge Accepted is my motto.
Here’s a sound piece of advice: You have to give that bitch something she’ll love. Bitches love that.
You can’t beat ‘em. You can’t join ’em.
Applies to anything, especially trolls.
A good and real troll site: http://youfail.org
Trolls are invincible because we are many. We’ll never stop until we’re done. We never sleep, eat, or drink. All we live on is the anger and rage of the successfully trolled. Trolling is an art: Seldom learned, always bestowed.
WE ARE THE WINNERS OF THE INTERNET, THE GAME, AND WE CAN GO AN ENTIRE MONTH WITHOUT THINKING OF THE LETTER “P”.
WE ARE BIGGER THAN BIG BROTHER, STRONGER THAN THE SITE OWNERS,
MORE DANGEROUS THAN THE NUCLEAR BOMB,
MORE STOIC THAN THOSE PEOPLE WHO THE NAME CAME FROM,
AND MORE ELITE THAN ANONYMOUS WHEN THEY TEAM UP TO TAKE YOUR SITE.
WE. ARE. TROLLS.
- I use
- fake names.
- U MAD?
Fuck you and your anthropomorphic animals and ponies, true warriors and real men sleep with an AK-47 in a F40ph while running over ponies and anthropomorphic animals at ten-trillion miles an hour while dividing by zero with twenty-thousand calculators and not giving a single fuck about it. Your arguments are all invalid and there’s nothing you can do about it. Try again when you mature, you fetish loving imbeciles.
Quick Mario! Suicide!
what is this i dont even
Video was removed a day before I was going to watch it. I really wanted to hear what he had to say. Oh, well. SUFFER ABSTINENCE IN HELL, FURFAGS!
Accepts Go ahead, I’m ready.
Something already did happen to it, creeper.
Where is this retarded faggot? I’m going to rip her heart out and force-feed it to Stephanie Myers.
zbakes beat me to it. D:
Me neither, Russian, me neither.
WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN!
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore. Except for trolling immature people like bronies.
Dear Enderman, CLOSE YOUR EYES AND TAKE MY RESOURCES.
LOOK AT DA SIZE OF DOSE BOOBAYS!
OH GOD I WAS RIGHT!
Hello fellow troll!
Zeus used “RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!” It’s super effective!
You shouldn’t have grabbed the wrong cup to keep yourself hydrated while waiting for OP…
BIKER: A SPIDER…DO NOT WANT.
NAILED IT: SUCCESSFULLY.
Somehow some Space Jam music and Nyan Cat are playing on your page. YOU WIN THE INTERNET.
I WILL GIVE TROLL INVINCIBILITY FROM ME TO WHOEVER MAKES A RUNESCAPE TYLENOL.
If it makes no sense to them to say “Yiff in hell.” then shouldn’t we just all say to them “Suffer abstinence in hell.”?
Deadpooling “meme” in 3…2…1.