Life and Internet Super Troll
Location: Troll Hell
Joined Jun 16, 2011 at 09:13PM EDT
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I reside in the Troll Stronghold too.
Melvin is my best friend. Challenge Accepted is my motto.
Here’s a sound piece of advice: You have to give that bitch something she’ll love. Bitches love that.
You can’t beat ‘em. You can’t join ’em.
Applies to anything, especially trolls.
A good and real troll site: http://youfail.org
Trolls are invincible because we are many. We’ll never stop until we’re done. We never sleep, eat, or drink. All we live on is the anger and rage of the successfully trolled. Trolling is an art: Seldom learned, always bestowed.
WE ARE THE WINNERS OF THE INTERNET, THE GAME, AND WE CAN GO AN ENTIRE MONTH WITHOUT THINKING OF THE LETTER “P”.
WE ARE BIGGER THAN BIG BROTHER, STRONGER THAN THE SITE OWNERS,
MORE DANGEROUS THAN THE NUCLEAR BOMB,
MORE STOIC THAN THOSE PEOPLE WHO THE NAME CAME FROM,
AND MORE ELITE THAN ANONYMOUS WHEN THEY TEAM UP TO TAKE YOUR SITE.
WE. ARE. TROLLS.
- I use
- fake names.
- U MAD?
Looking again: Wow, that’s a crappy change to the face, it totally looks like you used MS paint.
Wait about your original Fazi post. What about trolls? Hmm? Where do they fall? NOWHERE! WE CHANGE ALLEGIANCE ALL THE TIME. WE NEVER CEASE, NEVER SLEEP, EAT, OR DRINK. WE ARE INFINITY. WE ARE LEGION. WE ARE TROLLS.
I’m huge and invincible. U jelly?
The player’s face kinda looks like the “Racists on 4chan face”.
Now, why would I do that, you creeper? Go creep somewhere else.
Fuck sleep, I’m going for longest session on RS world record. Oh, you say they’ve added Slendermen? My life is now meaningless.
This is trolling gone too far unless the drink thrown is water.
My troll face is different, u jelly other trolls?
FIRE DONALD TRUMP!
“Ramirez! Enjoy Runescape!”
I enjoy Runescape very much, thank you.
That’s one tough feather ya got right thar.
Explain this to me. I don’t play. What does he have to turn the sticks into?
Being born gave me wood.
Nothing is an actual site, you should change it or something. Unless you want like that or work for them.
I will as soon as I can. The owner is keeping me up to date as to when I can join.
Trolls vs. Furries. Trolls would win obviously.
Follow for troll attempt on Troll King. Please don’t take that the wrong way, Troll King.
TIME TO STOP PLAYING ONLINE AND GO TO BED.
Correction to one of my posts relating to what Erethzium said about my argument: I AM a troll. not may, AM.
I pity da foo who doesn’t follow this man.
Following for being Wheatly.
Go ahead and give me negative karma, I want that, it means I’ve done my job of trolling well. Good day, furfags, you will be seeing my face quite often however, as a troll’s work is never done.
Dear furries: Your logic is flawed, you’re being declawed!* – L.I.S.T
*To be said as a taunt,with jest, and also going “NYAN NINYA NINYA NYAN!” at end and blowing a raspberry.
I know somebody who knows Rebecca Black. She used to go to my school and was in Musical Theater.