Life and Internet Super Troll

Steel?… I should probably know what you’re talking about >_<

I know somebody who knows Rebecca Black. She used to go to my school and was in Musical Theater.

THAT BELOW IS MY SIGNATURE FOR WHEN I TROLL FURRIES. If you’re doing the same or battling them then I will let you use it.

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Dear furries: Your logic is flawed, you’re being declawed!* – L.I.S.T
*To be said as a taunt,with jest, and also going “NYAN NINYA NINYA NYAN!” at end and blowing a raspberry.

I will follow you if you: A. Have a lot of activity, B. Are interesting in one way or another, C. Are a troll, or D. Name your account after a meme or your avatar’s a picture of a meme. (Example: Courage Wolf also has a Courage Wolf saying as his avatar so therefore I’ll follow him.)

Thanks for the follow.

hi there!

Once again I battle furries (part 2):

We are also intelligent, don’t need fur to stay warm, can make clothes for ourselves, don’t have to store up food for the winter, don’t have to eat meat raw (Humans could once eat raw meat but we lost this ability during the Middle Ages), don’t have to mark or fight over territory, don’t have to fight over a female (That’s what dating is for), can do experiments and whatnot, make video games (Yeah, I’m sorry to have to break it you, but that furry game you’re playing right there was made by humans), our main goal in life doesn’t have to reproduce, make fires (This is what mainly separates humans from other animals (yes humans are classified as animals), can plan ahead, and we can make shelters (I bet you furries out there your fursuit that you’re typing this somewhere near or in a building (forests do not count for an exception).
I will post more reasons when I think of them.
Sorry, but it’s looking more and more like it’s illogical to be a furry and that’s a good thing. You can keep drawing, I don’t care, but leave everybody else out of it. Also keep your furry actions out of the street when a furry event is in town; I know we ALL don’t want to see you walking around in a fursuit acting like an animal.

Once again I battle furries (PART 1):

@Lunacy Gonna Lune:There’s a reason God didn’t make us anthropomorphic animals. Take opposable thumbs, logic, free wills (not being ruled by instinct except in survival situations), the fact our fingerprints help us grasp objects (which last time I checked all ANIMALS had pads and such), we can balance ourselves without the use of a tail, our brains are super complex, we have a conscience, know the difference from right or wrong, use tools and keep them for future use, can set up entire civilizations, are civilized, speak and write words (not just barks, growls, etc.), have religion (You’ve never heard a horse pray to God, have you?), can survive even with disabilities (Autism has never killed anybody, now has it?), have free time (Internet sites like KYM wouldn’t exist without it), and I saved the best for last: Eat things such as chocolate!
Your statements are all now illogical. Good day, filthy mutts.

GUESS WHAT. FRIENDED SO I CAN EVEN OUT MY FRIENDS AND FOLLOWERS SO THAT WAY BOTH ARE EVEN NUMBERS. THANK YOU.

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anthromorphthropicpsuedozoophilia – A sexual infatuation with fake animals that look like people, or A sexual infatuation with fictional, anthropomorphic animals. Credit to dont mess with looks like this. The battle against sexual furries has almost been won, all we need is a REAL doctor to confirm this mental disability. May they “yiff” no more.

Plus one cookie to you, my good man.

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Touche.

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What happened 1 hour after finding out TwoKinds and its forums was for furries:

You have been permanently banned from this board.

Please contact the Board Administrator for more information.

Reason given for ban: troll account

A ban has been issued on your IP address.

So therefore I reach the conclusion that furries have gotten a bad reputation on the internet due to perverted furries, furry extremists, and trolls spamming forums with sexual pictures of anthropomorphic animals. As to why they’re hated otherwise is a mystery to me…until I research it, so stay tuned!

P.S: I was neither defending nor attacking furries, I was only trying to prove the ones with a sexual interest in furries might have a mental disability. That’s why I did a point of view from both sides near to the end. I may also improve the article later as well to strengthen my points, so stay tuned for that too!

P.S.S Read from bottom to top.

- Super Life And Internet Super Troll

However in their defense I will post this part of the article in “Public perception and media coverage” that was at the bottom of it:

According to Furry survey, about half of furries perceive public reaction to the fandom as negative; less than a fifth stated that the public responded to them more negatively than they did most furries. Furry fans’ belief that they will be portrayed as “mainly obsessed with sex” has led to mistrust of the media and social researchers.

However, in the anti-furries’ defense I will say that in my looking up “furries” on any site will get you sexual pictures of anthropomorphic animals, especially female ones, but that is due to most of the furry population being mostly male as stated in the “Furry fandom” article on Wikipedia here:

Historically, furry fandom has been male-dominated, but over time the proportion of females in the fandom--especially artists--has increased, approaching equality with males on furry art galleries.

Also, they “feel” a connection with their “animal” as this section states:

The phrases furry lifestyle and furry lifestyler first appeared in July 1996 on the newsgroup alt.fan.furry during an ongoing dispute within that online community. The Usenet newsgroup alt.lifestyle.furry was created to accommodate discussion beyond furry art and literature, and to resolve disputes concerning what should or should not be associated with the fandom; its members quickly adopted the term furry lifestylers, and still consider the fandom and the lifestyle to be separate social entities. They have defined and adopted an alternative meaning of word “furry” specific to this group: “a person with an important emotional/spiritual connection with an animal or animals, real, fictional or symbolic.”
In their 2007 survey, Gerbasi et al. examined what it meant to be a furry, and proposed a topology in which to categorise different “types” of furries. The largest group -- 38% of those surveyed -- described their interest in furry fandom predominately as a “route to socializing with others who share common interests such as anthropomorphic art and costumes.” However they also identified furries who saw themselves as “other than human”, and/or who desired to become more like the furry species which they identified with.

Take a look at the “furry fandom” article on Wikipedia and you’ll see this under “Sexual aspects”:

In one survey, 33% of furries surveyed online answered that they had a “significant sexual interest in furry” and another 46% stated they had a “minor sexual interest in furry”, and the remaining 21% stated they have a “non-sexual interest in furry”. The survey specifically avoided adult-oriented websites to prevent bias. Differing approaches to sexuality have been a source of controversy and conflict in furry fandom. Examples of sexual aspects within furry fandom include erotic art and furry-themed cybersex. The term “yiff” is most commonly used to indicate sexual activity or sexual material within the fandom--this applies to sexual activity and interaction within the subculture whether online (in the form of cybersex) or offline. According to a study, 19–25% of the fandom members report homosexuality, 37–48% bisexuality, 30–51% heterosexual, and 3–8% other forms of alternative sexual relationships. In 2002 about 2% stated an interest in zoophilia, and less than 1% an interest in plushophilia. Initial figures were collected by David J. Rust in 1997, but further research has been conducted to update these findings. Of the furry fans that reported being in a relationship (approximately half of the surveyed population), 76% were in a relationship with another member of furry fandom.

I knew it! As I said on the “Furries” meme:

Creepy. My 7th grade science teacher once said, “If you can think of it, it can be a disability.” Apparently being a furry must mean you have a sexual preference disorder. +1 cookie for anybody who can come up with a SMART medical name for it, not a half-ass one like I WAS going to do.

This is part 1 of my statement on this. It was too long to post all at once.

Not odd at all, actually. I’ve been waiting for someone who would recognize Keith. Congrats!