Lil' Miss Rarity

Ha, I imagine that would teach her. The media here loves to make a ruckus of everything though, so any time a policeman pushes or tasers someone it goes on the news, even if it was justified. Do you guys have that same problem?
I suppose we can’t fault the elderly too much. Still, caretakers or nursing homes solve many problems, like cats freaking their owners out.. Yet nursing homes are so morbid. I can’t think of many other places where you wait to see if your roommate will die before you do.

I’ll see your skills and raise you a high quality American map.

I live in ABQ and go to college in Pittsburgh, which kind of sucks because it takes an entire day to travel from one to the other by plane (which I do every winter, spring and summer). America is a bit too big sometimes.
Ha, did you arrest the cat for wasting your time? I would have. I’ve heard of police here being called for weird things too, on the news I saw that a very lonely woman called 911 because she saw a police officer that she thought was handsome and wanted to know who he was (she did get to meet him when he cited her for abusing the emergency line). It must always be interesting to have a job like that.

Hah. awh, Don’t worry I still love you <3. anywho..I did nothing really besides nap and do my cat duties as well as polish myself now that I have the quantities of a rock. I gotta stay shiny to keep my carrots #Stonedcat problems.

I see, I wasn’t sure if you got a motorcycle or pony horse or something (probably not a segway though, as intimidating as they are). I know that feel, I’m not a very patient driver either. So you take care of north Germany? I think I saw you mention that to someone else.

Oh alright darling. cheers

Are you the one who created the Ask Lil’ Miss Rarity Tumblr page?

Hah, nah I just assumed you were seasoned. It’s good that you don’t have to sit around all day. And it’s good you like your work. I know too many people that spend their lives doing something they don’t like just to get more money than they need. Do you get your own patrol car, or do you have some other way of getting around? Good thing you’re fit, the only fat police I see are mall cops, which don’t really count as actual police.

oh mum..I just..It’s just so hard waking up beautiful you know? I mean..I try to look at myself in the mirror..but some egotastic asshole gives me these dirty looks then I just have my guard up. ugh

anyway..how was your day?

you wouldn’t..you didn’t..i..i..At least I’m safely placed so it’s all good

I think if I were a policeman, I would be paranoid about eating donuts because people might laugh at me. Good thing you don’t sound like the police in Albuquerque, those guys just kill everyone that look at them the wrong way. I can imagine breaking up a gang fight would be intense too, you must be quite resilient! Do you like your job, or are you looking to find a different one?

ANYTHING BUT THAT. I mean..Can’t I just be safely placed on a necklace WITHOUT being made one? :3

You know, the thing with /mlp/ is that they are just the same people you meet every day on the Internet. On 4chan they can write whatever shit they want, cry ‘bout Twilicorn, cum inside Dash, and other stuff they’d not normally approve. They’re Anonymous, no one will judge them, ‘cause how? Which is why all controversies born there are not as big as they’d seem.

‘Bout edits… On my Wall About I have a lil’ “gallery” of all shit I’ve editeded over time. I can’t draw a fuckin’ straight line, so I had to find somethin’ else. But I don’t think such skills are worth anythin’. It’s my gift and curse, that I can do everythin’ and nothin’…

Ah, so that’s why all you guys are on here. That’s cool though, I can imagine a pony shirt at Wacken would be interesting. And you’re a policeman? Badass, if I’m ever in Germany I’ll be sure to abide by the laws.

Plus the tumblr Lil Miss Rarity is fascinating, and more than a little scary.

Eey, it’s not like I’m turned on by this kind of stuff. Erotic art just happened to be one of my favourite genres in art, even if it’s pony-Applejack raped by tentacles.
And, since I like it, I also like to edit that, ’cause I have some skill in that…

Oh it’s just some stone that you’re given at birth or something. I’m enjoy my new bod I mean..I’m all shiny and stuff so that’s neat

Don’t worry, I’m not going to like Fluttershy forever, it’s just a long wait till season 4 and I need some variety.

Yea, I’m basically editin’ this gif ^{[NSFW: tentacle rape]} into six or seven other poni.

Don’t really know how the law in Poland treats ‘bout drawn porn… But it’s still EU, so I guess your authorizations still apply here.

Neither am I talented at makin’ anythin’. I’m only editin’ this gif, not drawin’ it myself…

Simple Mother, I turned into a birthstone

Yea, I probably should make that gif like I made those three previous ones, despite what people might want. I planned on makin’ >Implie Pie, >Implyshy and >Implity, and it doesn’t really take much time to make one, not much more than half an hour.
But now I’m workin’ on a pretty long gif that’ll feature Rarity ^{and later five or six other mostly non-mane6 poni} gettin’ raped by tentacles. It’s a pretty huge undertakin’, ‘round fifty frames, each takin’ ‘bout twenty minutes of editin’, so I spend on this every minute I can spare when I’m on my PC…
I even stopped playin’ WoW for that time…

Yes, I’m sorry master policeman, I’m only seventeen and yet I make drawn porn.

Another brother of metal? Hail!

It seems a lot of you metal folk on here are in Germany.

Your talking as if my Rarity persona hasn’t always been an elaborate ruse.

I’m sorry mommy. I’ve um I guess..changed

Be more active, buddy

Merry Christmas cousin

Mmmmmmm go on…