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Flash Thompson refused to let losing his symbiote keep him from fighting crime.

Jul 29, 2014 at 01:25PM EDT

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Only when Marvel really wants to retcon something

Jul 29, 2014 at 01:13PM EDT

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Well that’s technically correct but only if, by the time the “gendercide” occurs, scientists have developed a way of artificially creating sperm or advanced cloning. Otherwise humanity would slowly die out since the next generations would no longer be able to propagate themselves.

Jul 29, 2014 at 01:09PM EDT

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As someone born/raised in North Carolina I can confirm that they were at least accurate in those regards. At least in the county I grew up in the only people who don’t hate living here are the redneck assholes that everyone else hates and corrupt people who can exploit the area’s broken-as-all-hell legal system.

Jul 28, 2014 at 11:49PM EDT


Why do they keep making these? Is there some kind of massive demand for more “SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE” skits? Are people rioting in the streets to see more skits about how gross some animals are?

Jul 28, 2014 at 11:35PM EDT

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“I love ‘Nice Guys’. No matter how many girls you steal from them, you don’t feel bad.”

Jul 27, 2014 at 01:16PM EDT

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Jul 26, 2014 at 11:07PM EDT

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Haven’t you read Atomic Robo? Edison isn’t just a thief.

Jul 26, 2014 at 11:00PM EDT

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Trainer battles always creeped me out. I mean there’s these grown-ass men and women just standing around in the middle of paths, highways, and forests waiting for a young trainer to come along so they can basically assault them for money.

Jul 26, 2014 at 01:59PM EDT

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“I was the one going on the internet and telling lies”

Jul 26, 2014 at 01:53PM EDT

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This looks more like the cover of an eighties rock album than a movie poster.

Jul 24, 2014 at 09:30PM EDT

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Family get togethers must be horribly awkward. It would just be the Stig and Daft Punk sitting at a table staring at each other. Not eating anything, just staring until they decide to leave.

Jul 24, 2014 at 05:31PM EDT

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Yeah there are several members of WBC that abandoned the church and spoken out against it. One of them even wrote a book about her experiences in it, which is a major source of info on that glorified cult. In fact Fred Phelps himself was excommunicated from the church just before he died (making him the only person to be excommunicated from the religion he started) because in his final days he realized how much of an asshat he had been and tried to change things (which the church’s other leaders were pretty unhappy about). Rational Wiki has a bunch of info about the church and it’s dealings here

Jul 23, 2014 at 11:28PM EDT

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To be fair you can totally hold hands with him but he won’t want to.

Jul 23, 2014 at 11:11PM EDT

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I’m talking about the boards like /v/ and /pol/. Y’know the boards all the other boards try to keep as far away from as possible. The rest of 4chan can’t really be generalized in anyway, though that doesn’t stop people from acting like every board is just a /b/-clone.

Jul 23, 2014 at 01:19PM EDT

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That is a damn good point.
That said I’m kind of wondering what’s up with all the Tumblr-hate on KYM lately. Ever since those 4chan/Tumblr raids a few weeks ago (which KYM blew way the hell out of proportion) every other post about Tumblr seems to be some variant of “LOL TUMBLAR IS ALL SJW SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE RETARD ZOMG” or people saying 4chan is a better place than Tumblr (which frankly speaking is ludicrous given that several of the boards on 4chan are basically miniature breeding grounds for sociopaths and bigots). Did Tumblr do something to the site that I haven’t heard of or is there just a vocal minority group on here who spend all their time bitching and moaning about Tumblr.

Jul 22, 2014 at 02:35PM EDT

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It basically got screwed by the network and stuck into death slots. Part of it may have been caused by the way the show basically told censors to go fuck themselves but there’s nothing definitive.

Jul 21, 2014 at 01:22PM EDT

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“You have to ride a dragon to fly? Pussy.”

Jul 20, 2014 at 11:53PM EDT

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Oh God I didn’t realize that Poochyeenas were that freaking small; it looks like he could kill it with one kick. At least the anime had like a whole pack of the things surround him.

Jul 18, 2014 at 11:51PM EDT

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This will probably last about… I dunno a year, two years max. Than the next big event will come along and sweep it all under the rug. That’s what tends to happen with these BIG HUMUNGOUS SHAKE-UP IN TEH STATUS QUO things, like Dark Reign or Speedball becoming Penance. Honestly I hate this whole Affirmative Action Legacy deal (at least that’s what TV Tropes calls it) because it’s so lazy. Don’t bother making up new characters, just get rid of the current character and slap a carbon-copy with a different name into the suit and make the new person something that will make people think you’re progressive. It will be just like Miles Morales becoming the new Ultimate Spider-Man only probably not done nearly as well (and extremely susceptible to getting retconned away as mentioned above).

Jul 18, 2014 at 11:36PM EDT

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