Lolrus

Red Skeleton, standing by.

Threadjack! This thread is now about narwhals

Exactly six seconds.

“In Soviet Russia, memes know you.”

You’re a genius. You’re not.

“The Doctor tells me I’m still contagious.”

A: People with deformed hands need to type too… Q: Rock, paper or scissors?

You can’t add a Mc to a hotdog. Would you ever walk up and say "Hey, I’d like one McDog to go?’

You’re bringing sexy back. Oh god, will someone move that heap of moldy gar- oh, it’s you.

The Lolrus has returned!

Ooh! Ooh! Although I’m not worthy, if you have extra time I would love to be Emereld5’d.