Lord Doctor Captain Professor Metallica

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Location: Yeah, that's my real face.

Joined Feb 17, 2010 at 11:58AM EST


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About

I’m just your average, everyday, Falcon-Pawnching, Dubstep-listenin’, Pony-disregardin’ Motherfucker.


Website
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001115559639

Recent Activity

Wrote on Sushi's wall.

lambdadelta? Hmmm….

Jun 22, 2011 at 01:09AM EDT

Wrote on Angrypwnzer's wall.

On a related note, Isn’t there a trope for badasses with cigarettes? “Smoking Is Cool”, Right?

May 24, 2011 at 10:05PM EDT

Wrote on Metal's wall.

It’s more like Sypha-herpe-gona-LAIDS with a small dosage of cancer thrown in…

May 14, 2011 at 04:48PM EDT

Wrote on Metal's wall.

I disagree with that statement, sir.

Apr 09, 2011 at 08:56PM EDT

Commented on Average Homeboy.

Wow, my stepdad is actually collaborating with this jive turkey and actually made something good. Denny is actually cutting the video for it, and it will be released soon.

Apr 02, 2011 at 12:00AM EDT

Wrote on Mellow's wall.

Well, I have a dirty mind, so I interpret that as…. never mind.

Feb 16, 2011 at 08:26PM EST

Wrote on Mellow's wall.

If I may ask… What exactly are"Mellow things"?

Feb 13, 2011 at 05:34PM EST

Commented on It's Dangerous to Go Alone! Take This.

^ well, really, if the phrases are quoted enough, they have potential to be memes. I’m still wondering how “the cake is a lie” hasn’t been accepted yet.

Feb 13, 2011 at 04:05PM EST

Wrote on Moargun's wall.

Yeah, I agree. I am about halfway through The Great Maze in the Subspace Emmisary (I think) and by now, I just sorta thought, “This is freaking long as shit.”

Feb 04, 2011 at 03:40PM EST

Wrote on Moargun's wall.

Oh, It’s been just peachy. Wasting my time playing Smash Bros…

Feb 02, 2011 at 07:50PM EST

Wrote on Moargun's wall.

It’s been so long….
(heh heh, that’s what she said.)

Jan 29, 2011 at 05:08PM EST

Commented on motivator.jpg.

If aforementioned “Right” picture is a guy, Then Professor Metallica is gay, since he sees no fault in the pic.

Jan 25, 2011 at 05:33PM EST

Wrote on Vlad's wall.

I’m fulled of bullet holes… they almost got me… BUT THEN I GOT INTERNET AT HOME… (HUGHESNET IS THE SHEEEAAAT!!!!!)

Jan 22, 2011 at 04:54PM EST

Wrote on Metal's wall.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- You stole my username idea…

Jan 22, 2011 at 04:49PM EST

Wrote on Ashbot's wall.

There… is no picture.

Dec 03, 2010 at 12:28PM EST

Wrote on Ashbot's wall.

WOW! That profile pic just gave me diabeetus!

Dec 02, 2010 at 12:33PM EST

Commented on Creepy Mario.

It seems like this could at least be added to the “Photobombing” page.

Nov 30, 2010 at 01:12PM EST

Commented on Big Lipped Alligator Moment.

And yet, the trope itself seems to lack definition to me. Imma go look it up.

Nov 18, 2010 at 11:10AM EST

Wrote on Metal's wall.

Why, thank you. Always nice to haz a complement.

Nov 18, 2010 at 11:08AM EST

Wrote on Mellow's wall.

Just read the “Emo Cheerleaders” thread. I had no idea about the emo thing. that’s amazing.

Nov 17, 2010 at 12:32PM EST

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