Lyra Heartstrings

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Location: Interwebs

Joined Jun 09, 2012 at 03:37PM EDT



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Hi, I’m just your ordinary human, doing ordinary human things like holding things with my opposable thumbs and walking bipedally and what not.

Recent Activity

Commented on PopperFett the Mandalore's wall

Let’s see…

This might sound a little weird, but I have this thing for socks. They’re just so warm, and fuzzy, and comfy, and I love them to bits. I have them in all sorts of colors, shapes and sizes, and the cool thing about socks is, no matter how small they might seem, they always fit! Isn’t that wonderful?

Dogs too. Back home where I grew up, they could get a little scary (some could even walk upright and talk! imagine!), but here, they’re so harmless and adorable! I’m thinking of getting one myself some time soon, maybe one of those small ones. I think they were called chiwowas?

I’ve always been one for dental hygiene. It’s funny because I had this friend named Colgate back home, and the leading brand of toothpaste here is called Colgate too! Hahaha! As the famous human singer Chip Skylark once said, “My Shiny Teeth and Me.”

But my greatest passion of all is just wandering the world and seeing all the sights there is to see. I know it might seem a little humdrum to you, but I every day I’m out there I experience something new and simply wonderful, and it’s all so refreshing. Haven’t you ever just lain out there under a tree at night, enjoying the fresh air and view of the starry skies, while slowly drifting away into a reverie?

Sep 04, 2012 at 03:49PM EDT

Commented on General Grievous' wall

Even though you aren’t entirely human (or were you an alien?), I still accept your friendships!

Aug 13, 2012 at 09:54PM EDT

Commented on Monkeymo's wall

Thanks for following me. I love human company! Erm, because I am one.

Aug 13, 2012 at 09:52PM EDT

Commented on MrDerpy's wall

Mr Derpy? Ah, this is what we humans call “rule 63” right?

Added you~

Aug 13, 2012 at 09:52PM EDT

Commented on Bruno the Rustler's wall

Hello to you too! Thanks for the follow, I think I’ll follow you back.

Making human friends is so easy here~

Aug 13, 2012 at 09:50PM EDT

Commented on Pinkamena Diane Pie's wall

Earth pony? Pshh.

Everypony knows that the emergence of a horn marked a huge turning point in pony evolutionary history. Wings? Not so much.

Aug 13, 2012 at 09:22PM EDT

Commented on Verbose's wall

Well, I was born with this condition… Kind of awkward, but let’s just say it makes it rather hard to type on a standard human keyboard.

Aug 07, 2012 at 10:35PM EDT

Commented on Pinkamena Diane Pie's wall

Think of it as my special little cupcake recipe. You have yours, I have mine. hehehe

Aug 05, 2012 at 05:32PM EDT

Commented on Pinkamena Diane Pie's wall

First Berry, then Luna (aka Nightmare), and now you Pinkie! Yay!!! I can’t believe I would find everypony here!

So Pinkie, been taking your meds lately? Because we don’t want that whole Cupcakes thing to happen again, now would we… Changeling abuse is not OK, you know.

Aug 05, 2012 at 05:29PM EDT

Commented on Back Later's wall

Princess Luna? Is that you? Silly you, that disguise only works on Nightmare Night!

Aug 05, 2012 at 05:02PM EDT

Commented on Twins the Serendipitous Serval's wall

Twins eh? Do you perchance know the Cake Twins? They’re just oh so adorable!

Although I don’t get why they’re not Earth ponies…

Jun 18, 2012 at 03:05AM EDT

Commented on Mexx Android's wall

Aw, really? I’m touched that you would pick me, out of all the other humans on the site as your favorite meme!

Keep up that spirit then! You can be me if you want, I guess.

Jun 13, 2012 at 05:46PM EDT

Commented on Mexx Android's wall

Umm, you are impersonating me, and I don’t like it. May I ask you to change your username?

Jun 13, 2012 at 03:20AM EDT

Commented on Berry Punch's wall

Berry! Fancy meeting you here, of all the places. How’s it going back in Equestria? You always were the only one that believed I was a human (which I am). The others just laughed. Now look at me. Hands and feet and mammary glands and everything.

Still in Ponyville, huh? Well, you always said you were a small town pony.

Jun 10, 2012 at 03:53AM EDT

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