Joined Jun 09, 2012 at 03:37PM EDT
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Hi, I’m just your ordinary human, doing ordinary human things like holding things with my opposable thumbs and walking bipedally and what not.
This might sound a little weird, but I have this thing for socks. They’re just so warm, and fuzzy, and comfy, and I love them to bits. I have them in all sorts of colors, shapes and sizes, and the cool thing about socks is, no matter how small they might seem, they always fit! Isn’t that wonderful?
Dogs too. Back home where I grew up, they could get a little scary (some could even walk upright and talk! imagine!), but here, they’re so harmless and adorable! I’m thinking of getting one myself some time soon, maybe one of those small ones. I think they were called chiwowas?
I’ve always been one for dental hygiene. It’s funny because I had this friend named Colgate back home, and the leading brand of toothpaste here is called Colgate too! Hahaha! As the famous human singer Chip Skylark once said, “My Shiny Teeth and Me.”
But my greatest passion of all is just wandering the world and seeing all the sights there is to see. I know it might seem a little humdrum to you, but I every day I’m out there I experience something new and simply wonderful, and it’s all so refreshing. Haven’t you ever just lain out there under a tree at night, enjoying the fresh air and view of the starry skies, while slowly drifting away into a reverie?
Doing business? Haha, I like you. Let’s be friends :D.
What would you like to know about me?
Oh dear, is this some sort of fashion trend that I’m not caught up on? Because I must say it looks sort of weird.
Even though you aren’t entirely human (or were you an alien?), I still accept your friendships!
Thanks for following me. I love human company! Erm, because I am one.
Mr Derpy? Ah, this is what we humans call “rule 63” right?
Hello to you too! Thanks for the follow, I think I’ll follow you back.
Making human friends is so easy here~
Earth pony? Pshh.
Everypony knows that the emergence of a horn marked a huge turning point in pony evolutionary history. Wings? Not so much.
Wait… ANOTHER Pinkie?
Gosh, when I find out which one of you is a changeling…
Well, I was born with this condition… Kind of awkward, but let’s just say it makes it rather hard to type on a standard human keyboard.
Think of it as my special little cupcake recipe. You have yours, I have mine. hehehe
First Berry, then Luna (aka Nightmare), and now you Pinkie! Yay!!! I can’t believe I would find everypony here!
So Pinkie, been taking your meds lately? Because we don’t want that whole Cupcakes thing to happen again, now would we… Changeling abuse is not OK, you know.
Princess Luna? Is that you? Silly you, that disguise only works on Nightmare Night!
Me? Best human? Aww thanks everyhuman. I think I could just hug you all right now!
Twins eh? Do you perchance know the Cake Twins? They’re just oh so adorable!
Although I don’t get why they’re not Earth ponies…
Aw, really? I’m touched that you would pick me, out of all the other humans on the site as your favorite meme!
Keep up that spirit then! You can be me if you want, I guess.
Umm, you are impersonating me, and I don’t like it. May I ask you to change your username?
Berry! Fancy meeting you here, of all the places. How’s it going back in Equestria? You always were the only one that believed I was a human (which I am). The others just laughed. Now look at me. Hands and feet and mammary glands and everything.
Still in Ponyville, huh? Well, you always said you were a small town pony.