Major-General Paul

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Location: Riiiiight here!

Joined Oct 04, 2009 at 11:59AM EDT


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I am the very model of a modern Major-General, I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral, I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical; I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical, I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical, About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news, With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. I’m very good at integral and differential calculus; I know the scientific names of beings animalculous: In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General. In fact, when I know what is meant by “mamelon” and “ravelin”, When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a Javelin, When such affairs as sorties and surprises I’m more wary at, And when I know precisely what is meant by “commissariat”, When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery, When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery-- In short, when I’ve a smattering of elemental strategy-- You’ll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee. For my military knowledge, though I’m plucky and adventury, Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century; But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

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Jason

Sep 04, 2010 at 07:00AM EDT0

Goodbye to the Big Brother, the heroine on Apple Macintosh smash the Big Brother’s screen. :(

Dinner

Aug 30, 2010 at 06:20PM EDT0

Awesome avartar maaan

Jason

Aug 06, 2010 at 11:06PM EDT0

Goodbye, your predecessor account! Welcome Big Brother! xD

Jason

Aug 06, 2010 at 02:36AM EDT0

We shall prevail! (smashing a Telescreen by the sledge hammer)

On January 24th, Apple Computer will introduce Macintosh and you’ll se why 1984 won’t be like 1984.

Jason

Aug 05, 2010 at 06:45AM EDT0

On January 24th, Apple Computer will introduce Macintosh. And you’ll see why 1984 won’t be like 1984.

(I make the oanother one because of your photo looks like from Apple Macintosh 1984 commercial)

Jason

Aug 05, 2010 at 06:39AM EDT0

Hi, I saw this from 1984 Apple Macintosh commercial. The heroine will smash your TV screen by the hammer!!!

Moargun

Jul 28, 2010 at 02:58PM EDT0

D:
Nooooo!!
You must break free from them!

Moargun

Jul 28, 2010 at 01:05AM EDT0

It’s truuue!
We were best friends once D:

Moargun

Jul 27, 2010 at 02:55AM EDT0

I never see you anymore :C

amanda b.

Jul 11, 2010 at 03:47AM EDT0

Nope, I don’t live stream at all! Sorry D:

Jason

Jul 10, 2010 at 08:43AM EDT0

Yes and thanks to post my wall! xD

Tristan

May 20, 2010 at 10:45PM EDT0

Why hello there,family member.
:3

Vlad

May 07, 2010 at 04:29PM EDT0

I’ve actually never played any of the Games before. But I do think that the Series has some great Characters and Music though.

Vlad

Apr 18, 2010 at 12:53PM EDT0

Oh my god Blubber is cloning himself! He’s become Agent Smith!!!!!

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