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Major-General Paul
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Location: Riiiiight here!
Joined Oct 04, 2009 at 11:59AM EDT
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- About
- I am the very model of a modern Major-General, I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral, I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical; I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical, I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical, About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news, With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. I’m very good at integral and differential calculus; I know the scientific names of beings animalculous: In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General. In fact, when I know what is meant by “mamelon” and “ravelin”, When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a Javelin, When such affairs as sorties and surprises I’m more wary at, And when I know precisely what is meant by “commissariat”, When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery, When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery-- In short, when I’ve a smattering of elemental strategy-- You’ll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee. For my military knowledge, though I’m plucky and adventury, Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century; But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
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Wrote on Chris Menning's wall.
You avatar looks like you SO MUCH!!
Wrote on Subway Boss Emmet's wall.
I’m watching you…
Commented on Phoenix Wrong (Phoenix Wright parodies).
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/index.php Would this fit anywhere?
Wrote on Dinner's wall.
I love eating you maaan.
Wrote on Suiseiseki 's wall.
squinty eyes I’m watching you…
Wrote on Captain Blubber's wall.
I am feeling very relaxed.
Wrote on Captain Blubber's wall.
Hows it going today Blubster?
Wrote on Forever Anon's wall.
Naw Doc. Oc, I aint new, I’m just Reads papers Commissar Harshbarger under a new name. Did I get that right? ‘Cause if I screw up another comment I swear I’ll-!
Commented on PSA Parodies.
The G.I. Joe PSA parodys might also fit in here. Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogEtfIdgjpY warning: a wee bit NSFW due to language.
Wrote on Jason's wall.
My predecessors made that mistake, one i will never allow to happen. Also: your meme entries are looking very good.
Commented on Star Wolf'd.
Wrote on Paul Lewis' wall.
Wrote on Moargun's wall.
Ugh, sorry for that. I’m lucky I found a computer anywhere. The foreman is getting even more brutal, and I’m seeing things that aren’t there. I haven’t long before they notice again. I have to go soon!
Wrote on Moargun's wall.
I’m sorry, I can’t talk about it anymore, they’re watching.
Wrote on Moargun's wall.
And we still are of course, It’s just that…the shifts in the mines have been getting longer, and strange things keep happening down there…
Wrote on Moargun's wall.
Awwwww. Now you know that aint true.
Wrote on Moargun's wall.
HOW ARE YAR DOIN’?
Wrote on Vlad's wall.
Why hello there Влад.
Wrote on amanda b.'s wall.
It’s o.k., you just looked similar to someone else.
Wrote on amanda b.'s wall.
Do you live stream under the name of Bleh?
Wrote on Jason's wall.
Think nothing of it,friend.
Wrote on Jason's wall.
So I heard u liek AVGN.
Wrote on Tristan's wall.
Why hai Tristanmen. :D
Wrote on Biotic Zombie's wall.
Would I be considered enough of the family to be in the KYM family photo on which you are supposed to be working on?
Wrote on Vlad's wall.
So I herd u liek Tohou.