Major-General Paul

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Joined Oct 04, 2009 at 11:59AM EDT


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About

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,

I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral, I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical; I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical, I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical, About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news, With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. I’m very good at integral and differential calculus; I know the scientific names of beings animalculous: In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General. In fact, when I know what is meant by “mamelon” and “ravelin”, When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a Javelin, When such affairs as sorties and surprises I’m more wary at, And when I know precisely what is meant by “commissariat”, When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery, When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery-- In short, when I’ve a smattering of elemental strategy-- You’ll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee. For my military knowledge, though I’m plucky and adventury, Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century; But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

Recent Activity

Commented on Forever Anon's wall

Naw Doc. Oc, I aint new, I’m just Reads papers Commissar Harshbarger under a new name. Did I get that right? ‘Cause if I screw up another comment I swear I’ll-!

Aug 07, 2010 at 11:40PM EDT

Commented on Jason's wall

My predecessors made that mistake, one i will never allow to happen. Also: your meme entries are looking very good.

Aug 05, 2010 at 11:31AM EDT

Commented on Moargun's wall

Ugh, sorry for that. I’m lucky I found a computer anywhere. The foreman is getting even more brutal, and I’m seeing things that aren’t there. I haven’t long before they notice again. I have to go soon!

Jul 29, 2010 at 11:35AM EDT

Commented on Moargun's wall

I’m sorry, I can’t talk about it anymore, they’re watching.

Jul 28, 2010 at 02:39PM EDT

Commented on Moargun's wall

And we still are of course, It’s just that…the shifts in the mines have been getting longer, and strange things keep happening down there…

Jul 28, 2010 at 01:45AM EDT

Commented on Moargun's wall

Awwwww. Now you know that aint true.

Jul 28, 2010 at 12:58AM EDT

Commented on Vlad's wall

Why hello there Влад.

Jul 14, 2010 at 02:15PM EDT

Commented on amanda b.'s wall

It’s o.k., you just looked similar to someone else.

Jul 11, 2010 at 11:18AM EDT

Commented on amanda b.'s wall

Do you live stream under the name of Bleh?

Jul 10, 2010 at 11:49PM EDT

Commented on Jason's wall

Think nothing of it,friend.

Jul 10, 2010 at 02:38PM EDT

Posted So... in the General forum.

Jun 06, 2010 at 12:49AM EDT

Commented on Biotic Zombie's wall

Would I be considered enough of the family to be in the KYM family photo on which you are supposed to be working on?

May 19, 2010 at 03:11PM EDT

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