They expired three minutes ago. I wish people wouldn’t feed trolls.
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Joined Oct 04, 2009 at 11:59AM EDT
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- I am the very model of a modern Major-General, I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral, I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical; I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical, I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical, About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news, With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. I’m very good at integral and differential calculus; I know the scientific names of beings animalculous: In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General. In fact, when I know what is meant by “mamelon” and “ravelin”, When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a Javelin, When such affairs as sorties and surprises I’m more wary at, And when I know precisely what is meant by “commissariat”, When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery, When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery-- In short, when I’ve a smattering of elemental strategy-- You’ll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee. For my military knowledge, though I’m plucky and adventury, Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century; But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
Major-General Paul's Forum Posts
I’m an idiot to forget this:
You burn yourself with your own magic. I wish people would understand…
granted, buuuuuuuut, nobody posts. I wish I had more money.
Can’t forget this, my comrades:
Mad Moxxi’s Underdome Riot Boss Theme
Alright, but the revolver is rusted useless, the semi auto shotty jams, the ’nades are drilled out and the katana is a ceremonial weapon (useless). I wish i fish i had a wish.
Granted, but you’re now perma b&. In Soviet Russia, wish wishes you!
Don’t you remember? It was him . I finally came out about it a month or two ago.
I’d fire my payload at you… no, not in that way.
HUUUUUUUUG!!!! I’s happy you back.
I would wonder how you do it with a tank-ohwait.
Eat a blue pill, walk up behind them and say “Surpriiiiiiseeee.”
The earliest trace I can find of this is an old episode of Family Guy where Peter gets a new car from the mob and the GPS has different languages, one being russian. It says (in english) “In Russia, car drive you!”
Try to sneak out of bed and wake you up with accidentally with my loud engine.
I might accidentally crush you with my massive tankliness.
It means to purge the heretical and impure images. To expunge it. NOW SPREAD YOUR NEWFOUND KNOWLEDGE!
Vlad, why do you forget me, comrade? Also: Oh hello there.
How I found it? My brother and google.