Jesus Christ I can’t even get past the first hill. Well, off to try again. LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNKKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSS
Location: Riiiiight here!
Joined Oct 04, 2009 at 11:59AM EDT
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- I am the very model of a modern Major-General, I’ve information vegetable, animal, and mineral, I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical; I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical, I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical, About binomial theorem I’m teeming with a lot o’ news, With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse. I’m very good at integral and differential calculus; I know the scientific names of beings animalculous: In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General. In fact, when I know what is meant by “mamelon” and “ravelin”, When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a Javelin, When such affairs as sorties and surprises I’m more wary at, And when I know precisely what is meant by “commissariat”, When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery, When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery-- In short, when I’ve a smattering of elemental strategy-- You’ll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee. For my military knowledge, though I’m plucky and adventury, Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century; But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-General.
Major-General Paul's Forum Posts
Put one in front of the toilet, the other goes where you’re currently sitting. ’nuf said.
Yes. All the time. (My friends are REAL idiots) Have you ever wished you were welcome in my world?
Hooray, someone else to join in my fun. Happah Thurdeenth Barthdee.
What use does this thing serve?!
Now I get it, they didn’t even try the games out, but relied on the stupid arse F@nBoi$e to take care of the popularity contset. Typical.
Wow. That list…. words just me… it’s just…so…GWEH!
Yes. Yes I do, but not the retarded gangers and other derps who probably don’t even have a GED.
I go Armageddon and bring in a Necron invasion.
I’ll see your WAAAAAGH and raise a titan legion. Also: Thank Emperor I actually found a 40k fan.
@ Thread: I win page battle. @ Lanthus: Derse no Orks unteel Gorgutz da Boss comes to da fight. It aint orky enough widout ’im.
@ Vlad: I live just a few miles away from touchdown Jesus. Weird.
Charge! In the emperor’s name you shall fall in glory!
Oh man, so far so good. Emperor protect me from these upcoming horrors.
just take 2 random words and put them together. for example: Cardboard door Glass photo Meaty zombies Buried mahogany
No, I’m Spartacus.
8/10 for free hugs.
No. I’m the second Blubber.