Megalolzors

So… Anyone wanna talk about Fight Club?

One needs the oils and other benefits of fish to maintain healthy leg muscles.
I can also help you out with your Touhou conundrum.
If you’re looking for a download, check out this post on deviantART.

I honestly don’t know….I downloaded some from a Japanese website that I can’t seem to find anymore. I’m sorry I wasn’t much help but you can ask Natsuru or maybe Frosty Lich, they might know.

With pleasure, fine fellow.

I’m glad we’re friends. I’ve kinda admired and respected you from afar…

Sergeant!

How goes with your ‘special female subordinate friend’, eh?

Anyway, I’m here to deliver you a promotion. You’ve earned it for your heroics!

Congratulations, Staff Sergeant, you are truly one of the best in this corps!

I also have one more gift:

Use it well!

Now, I trust you’ll take care of your subordinate. Perhaps one day you won’t have to invite her to your barracks anymore…

I’ll leave you two alone then…

Oh, I see…

Like, Pyro and Moon or Me and Chrysalis waifu?

You have a new nickname from your subordinate.

Try your soldiers safer on the field, Sergeant!

Heal up!

Did you win?

Status report Sergeant

How is the new command?

Sergent, I accidentally added you as my friend,

permission to still be friends?

Very good.

I trust you will do well.

(salutes)

Sergeant, you have a new command

Her squad:

How are you enjoying your rank, Sergeant?

Have some of this best rocker:

Step aside Natsuru on Mega’s friends list.
I take the oldest spot here!

[Positions in front, takes off lance corporal patch, places new one:]

Congratulations, Sergeant, you’ve been promoted.

[salutes; and gives you this]

MP-443 Tactical

Your reward. Use it well

Things go well between this Mandalorian and Chrysalis. Do not fear, she seeks not to drain love.

Anyway, you seem to have earned a promotion…
Await your rank.

Thanks! Hopefully you last as long as I do.

Can’t read her can’t read her poookerrr face
(she’s got to love nobody)

Well since you asked so nicely…

Oh don’t worry all of Pinkie is here we are not changing, its just one silly outburst.
HELP I’M BEING HOLD CAPTIVE IN HERE!
It was nothing really, Pinkie is fine.
PINKAMENA MY SPL Just don’t worry abo IT PERSONALITY HAS BEEN HOLDING ME CAP ut it just go ba TIVE IN MY OWN HEAD. ck…
ALL THIS TIME AND SHE MADE EVER OTHER PONY THAT SHE WAS ME!
Hehe… LE HELP! AVING NOW!