Mellow

My addiction ATM would be the one located in my local corner deli. Every time I visit that deli, I get this sudden urge to withdraw money out from the ATM. Damn those large buttons. They go bippity bop boop bop di bop. I do this little jig, and I receive my money. Ha ha! feelsgoodman.jpg

I was chilling on the couch one fine evening. And I had all these delicious burgers, right? I eat one. 5 minutes later, my fucking burgers are gone. Who ate all my burgers? FUUUUU

So… beautiful… :’) MERRY MEMEMAS, KYM!!

The day I turn 2 years old on KYM :) Happy Birthday to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~! Also, December 19 is Brad’s birthday! Please show him some love! WHoooooooo!

Commence circle-jerk! upvotes

Veteran Karma Guru, standing by.

You hear that, Sweatie? Our baby is a god!

Well, I have a full-time job now. I try to enjoy being on the internet whenever I can, even at work. It sucks not being able to have the liberty to browse the web (except during lunch breaks). I’m sometimes forced to use Internet Explorer. Can’t watch videos because I need authorization to download the latest version of Flash. My work desktop doesn’t even have speakers… Visiting non-work related sites here is like trudging through a mine field. Of course I’m over-exaggerating. The closest I can relate to...

@Laser: Smokey lives up to his/her name because the photo is very blurry. 5/5. Would look at again. @Lolishizzlemynizzles: WUBWUBWUBWUBWUB

@Lolishit:AYE DOONT KNOUGHHHH @Abra: @Doc: A pre-order for the PSVita @Vlad: American Beauty @Hiroman: 1. Maybe 2. 3. Bombay cat 4. The internet ITSELF. dun dun @Sweatie: “What’s your favorite general question?”

Huh, that reminds me. I really have to update my tumblr page >__ve seen too many funny things and I need to tell the whole world about it! This panel comic is a good start. Thanks! reblogs

Kattens.

Protect IP / SOPA taking on full effect.

Why am I not “Catgirl”, yet?

@Tomberry: Wollem is doing great! :D She says “hey!” @madcat: That story had deep roots. If I remember correctly, it started in a Skype chat or an IRC chat. Only a selected few called me Queen Mellow amongst those chat groups, but the name later had found its way on forum posts. I think the biggest spike was when Tomberry made a meme entry about me (on my birthday?). Don’t bother looking for it, folks. It’s hidden from the face of the internet, tucked away in the armpit of the forbidden...

@Patrick:what is air? My godly expiration that keeps this planet alive. @Brucker:I must take a screenshot! lmao, I like how you included a shot of your reply before you posted. Such a crafty meta bastard. Upvote for you! @Fridge Logic:you obviously have a history here. Would you care to regale us with it, Your majesty? I’ll save that tale for a later time, knave. I’m leaving from work now, so expect a loooooong story soon :’D @RandomMan:Amanda said you were an intern at KYM while she was gone. How was...

I devoted my soul to this community. I sang. I danced. I spoke. I heard. You know, CAT STUFF.

So what is DrPepper? Root beer? Soda?… Erm. I thought you could answer this because you’re a fan and all.