Millionaire Meow

I shat my pants. Then I preceded to have night terrors.

I’d play… If I wasn’t terrible at TF2… And my time wasn’t absorbed by schoolwork… I’m gonna see about playing some right now.

Every time I encounter any of these machines, I always pick the most boring flavor possible. Just… Too, many, possibilities. Too many man!

I honestly forget any that were that basic. And I thought I was retro… I guess I’m too young for all of you.

Yeah, but then there’s perfect squares. A perfect triangle just doesn’t sound right…

This cheeto… … Is not a cheeto. It is a cheese curl.

Turned out a lot better than I had hoped (although I was using the Electro House function instead of the usual Dubstep):

I used to have a scientist for an avatar, but give stupid opinions at the same time. I also used to be a zebra. That played the guitar. Those were the days.

Even if you hate dubstep (in which case this’ll probably be even more hilarious) you should give it a try. http://the.wubmachine.com/ Post results… if you can. Tell me if you get them fast. It’s already taken more than 5 minutes for me, I’m still waiting.

Bring a sign with a starving African child, saying “There’s better things to do besides protests…”

Let’s make things interesting… Dis gon b gud.

I hate this one myself, but: Why are the reverse Oreos called “Uh-oh” Oreos? Because no white man should want to be black.

Sometimes it’s just better when Batman DOESN’T talk. For example: (Though it could’ve been done with Batman saying something, I guess…)

If God exists and we’re all made in his image, then why did we evolve from chimps? Are chimps made in God’s image? Checkmate, Christians.

Draw me making an insane request.

Step 1, Get hired as a writer. Step 2, Become the ONLY writer. Assassination, firing all of them, I don’t care. Just do it. Step 3, when the studio becomes reliant on you, write two episodes. One has a graphic rape scene, the other just flat-out denies/belittles Christianity (or some other major religion). They’ll have to choose to either air one or have the show cancelled. Either way, Spongebob is GONE.

IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY, IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY No, literally. It’s my birthday. May 15th. Now give me all your karma. What did you get me for presents, KYM?

Coincidentally, it is also my birthday. Was this meant to be? I got a guest pass, so I’m going to try it as soon as possible. However, I’m not too big into MMOs. Will this title convince me otherwise?

When I saw the title, all I could think of was Rayman Origins, but with an Enderman instead. In all seriousness though - Enderman represents evil itself. Destructive, chaotic, etc, etc. In turn, the animals represent good. They can do no harm. Their only purpose is to help you in some way, whether it be wool, or food, and such. Your character is somewhere in between. A builder and destroyer – curious and law-obeying – the like. It’d be cool if the ending to Minecraft had you choose between whether to...

It changes all the time. Right at the moment, though, it’s probably Cave Story. (I would say Earthbound, if I ever got the chance to play it…)