Mr. Scratch

And I stole your intelligence! MAGGOTS

So let me get this straight… Crashy stole your HTML, I stole Crashy’s About, You stole Crashy’s Rules, which were stolen from me, I stole your Three Stooges image… We’re all a gang of thieves.

Having SweetAndDelicious be Spikedog… You really are a magnificent bastard.

That’s just mean …
I can’t draw something that abominable.

That would require BB to be in the pic, so I’m gonna say mmmmm… NNNNNNOOOO.
Besides, my drawing skills of shepherds kinda suck.

The “Notes” bit in your “About” section gives me some ideas…

Thanks for letting me know.
I’ve fixed it.

Dammit! This wasn’t supposed to happen! Screw all this! Screw it!

Check Slink’s wall to find out…

SLINK IS ACCUSING YOU OF DOING THINGS!

It has it’s point, for she actually does have elven heritage, but it’s shittones of generations back (‘bout 2100 years, to be precise). Thus she has orange eyes, which is not an orcish feature. She’s also probably my favourite character in this uni.

Well, you could call it like that, though I’m really shitty at this. I’d been makin’ once an RPG session on my forum, in a fantasy universe with a large Gothic and Warcraft lore influence (t’was quite a Gothic-centered forum). It went quite well, but after a time it broke, so I deleted it. However, I liked the universe and I somehow endeared to the characters, so I continued it on paper. But, as I said, I suck at this a lot, my writin’ style lacks many descriptions, it’s pretty much just dialogues. But, as you might’ve guessed, thing I enjoy the most is lorewritin’.
Still, other than me, there’s only one person that has ever read it.

Well, I guess I deserve that, for bastardizin’ so many people in my life…

However, I already made Nasia lesbian with her best friend and recently I have had her and Xari killed and later raised as undead just to be killed shortly afterwards by their friends, so I don’t think I can bastardize her any more than I already did.

And yes, I have bad time tryin’ to think of good names for characters, though I think Nasia is fittin’ for a female orc. She was supposed to be just a one-shot character, but then she grew to be (one of the) main char(s). When I wanted to add family names for all the characters, some of them I just took from Warcraft lore, this Nasia Whisperwind, which sounds kinda fittin’.

Also, due to havin’ a lot of female characters, I have a bunch of names to use for my WoW chars.

Eric Idle huh? If only I had some minstrels to play me a celebratory song. Too bad we ate them though.

Damn, John Cleese is my favorite Python… Ah well, ’least I can say nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Okay ’nother one. Pick six users and match them to Monty Python.

IWTCIKtM

That… actually is incredibly accurate… to a certain degree.

Bravo! Great job! Good show!
Now if only we could make art of it…

Please make me Scout.
Please please please make me Scout.

Aha, you flatter me. Ok. Hard mode, there were five of us in that band, now, find four more and correspond them together with a class from Hat Fortress.

Funny how you peg yourself the leader… Anyway, how about the Five-Man Band according to Sunny in Philadelphia. Who is The Brains, The Brawn, The Looks, The Wild Card, and The Chick?

I’m gonna be The Chick. No reasons whatsoever.
…or The Smart Guy/Keyboardist, ‘cause it’s the only instrument I have any skill in playin’.

I just realized that with you, me, Crashy, Krups, and Yi, we can start a Five-Man Band. Now, my question is, who would be who?

I’m guessin’ you’re few months older than me, which’d be ‘bout 18-20 years old, but that’s assumption based only on the fact, that you’re often on-line late at night, which is not a thing a high-schooler would be able to do.
Again I had to rewrite this post x| Sometimes I write like if I was drunk…
Otherwise, I’m shootin’ you’re somethin’ between 10 and 90 years old.