Mr. XcaptainXobliviousX

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Location: riverside

Joined Jan 06, 2010 at 10:16PM EST

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About

Ok, so a lil about me =D I wanna muffin you motherfucking-sonofabitchcockc hompingwhore!!

Recent movies.

“The one where the kangaroo fucks yur mum.”
The filming was a lil shaky, but over all, this was an enjoyable movie viewing experience.

Spiderman three
since I(comma) being the real spiderman(comma) know that I did not get my powers from a radioactive spider, but instead by boneing a banana cream pie, i was somewhat disappointed. however, i will still accept this movie as an accurate portrayal of my amazing sand powers as well.

Waynes world.
When I walked into this movie, the first though that came into my head was, if this is a severed head, im going to be very upset ._. as it turned out, it was Cantonese =D

workplace

My current occupations include, eating, sleeping, being alive, sleeping some more, and avoiding my professional occupation at all costs.

Religion: i am a convert of the church of the flying spaghetti monster, join us too, and be touched by his noodly appendage. may you bask in his glorious and delicious embrace
Tortellini 5:11-21:
“…..that those who deny the validity of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, or those who worship false deities shall be drenched in spicy store-bought Ragu for eternity and so it shall be…..”

Personality: i have heard many a close friend commenting secretly on my charming and arousing personality, which some say closely mirrors Hitlers. ;-)

Hometown:
the land of the knee-walking turkeys

Country:
United States

Occupation:
My current occupations include, eating, sleeping, being alive, sleeping some more, and avoiding my professional occupation at all costs.

Companies:
butsecks inc. and the yuri army

Schools:
i am currently an alumni of the school of pwnage, where i received a masters in both n00b sciences and n00b harvesting, and am proud to hold a doctorate in the art of long range pwn.

Hobbies:
My interests include violating small animals, beating up people named George, and pretending to read large and incomprehensible books in an attempt too look cool at the hippest coffee shops. I am also an avid advocate of the sport of extreme high-fiveing.

Movies:
my favorite movies are army of darkness, Beavis and Buthead do America, land of the lost, pulp fiction just because I like stabbing people and stuff,napoleon dynamite, and also that video where the kangaroo f--ks your mother O_o

Music:
john5, metallica, greenday, pantera, disturbed, godsmack, lamb of god, kill switch engaged, nirvana, rush, radiohead, velvet revolver, iron maiden, black Sabbath and all things ozzy, rage against the machine, shattersphere, my chemical romance, sr71, yellowcard, perfect circle, sevendust, aqualung, three days grace, and the soundtrack to that video where the kangaroo f--ks your mom

Books:
poetry, sci-fi, and anything about your mom, actually O_o especially the dialog to the one where the kangaroo… oh, well i think you get the picture

Website

http://www.youtube.com/user/XcaptainXobliviousX