MrDerpy

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Location: Interwebs

Joined May 21, 2012 at 04:42PM EDT


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About

For a long time I always wondered exactly of what exactly goes on in the underworld simply known as Teh InterWebz. Ever since I was 9 back in 1999, I figured if this “Internet” could turn out as some sort of refuge for people who doesn’t see themselves get connected to everything that is mainstream. And then 4chan came along.

I knew that it could possibly be a place for the deep web dwellers to show their true face. I have made some posts on there a few times, but mainly to bring up political issues; particularly ones that revolve around the unpopular former president George W. Bush. Even after being ostracized for my will to not blend in with the others, I knew right then and there that I knew that there was a reason why I can’t seem to hang out with people that “drink their own weight & have sex until their bodies drop dead in an awkward position.” I knew that there was no way I can be associated with those people.

I knew that in the future, when I become involved in having a role in the U.S. Federal Government system to fulfill my avid interest in politics, that I have to represent something. I have to help represent those who would rather think independently than being forced to receive a waterboard treatment that involved being drowned in horrendous popular culture that served little to zero purpose to humanity.

Troll or Saint, Brony or Haruhiist, Homosexual or Heterosexual, I don’t care. To me, being truly independent means that you can think for yourself and do your own actions. Sure it helps to have someone by your side, but it helps form a community. It shows that rather than being divided, we, the Internet culture, are more than just socially awkward persons glued to their computer screens. We, too, are human. We all chose to become who we are, WITHOUT being forced to believe in something just because others believe in it. You don’t want to believe? That’s up to you. Every individual is their own. They themselves are precious. WE, are precious. We are, the Internet.


Recent Activity

Commented on Xbox

Well it’s official, the Xbox One has no games.

May 22, 2013 at 10:41AM EDT

Commented on 989.png

Why exactly was this playing in the background? I’d make more sense if it was Majora’s Mask Final Hours.

May 09, 2013 at 03:03AM EDT

Commented on Tara Strong

Why is it that whenever Tara posts her chest on Twitter, that I keep hearing the Left 4 Dead Tank theme in my head?

May 09, 2013 at 02:59AM EDT

Commented on 74b.jpg

@Durvarowe
Not 4chan Shrek threads, but ShrekChan. In terms of how hated it is, it is more liked than 9gag, but viciously hated more than Reddit.

Mar 07, 2013 at 09:22PM EST

Commented on 4bb.png

The War Crime of all War Crimes.

Feb 23, 2013 at 12:07AM EST

Commented on 7b9.jpg

The United Nations will be awaiting you tomorrow.

Feb 23, 2013 at 12:07AM EST

Commented on eac.png

She just don’t know what went wrong…

Feb 19, 2013 at 02:03AM EST

Commented on Pinkamena Diane Pie's wall

transmission noise
I hope this gets through. Hello. If any person happens to hear this, it means that I am still out on the run for about a month now. In case you see an entity that has straight and faded pink hair, do not go near that entity. She is to be considered huggable and dangerous. In case if that entity hears this, then let me say this to you: I don’t want to become a cupcake. All I wanted is a hug from you, but yet I can tell that it’s a little too much to ask, since I get the strong feeling that you’ll stab my back and lure me into your “bakery.” Furth…garbles
silence

Feb 14, 2013 at 05:47PM EST

Commented on Meme Elitism

@NoBunny
I bet you that 99.9% of 9gaggers will have no idea on what that “cartoon show” is.

Jan 23, 2013 at 03:09PM EST

Commented on Cancer

Ah yes, incompetence at its finest.
+1 Confirm

Jan 23, 2013 at 12:43AM EST

Commented on Soldier's wall

Soldier… she’s following me…

Jan 15, 2013 at 06:23PM EST

Commented on Fanboys

I’d be so much fun to see these fandoms face against each other via March Madness Tournament.

Jan 07, 2013 at 03:30AM EST

Commented on Pinkamena Diane Pie's wall

transmission noise
“This message is left by me, Mr. Derpy, notifying that if you receive this message, it means that either I’m on the run, or Pinkamena Diane Pie has managed to capture me, and I have deceased to her instruments of “baking.” If you hear this next following mission, assuming Pinkamena has not cut out this part of the transmission, it means that I am indeed still out on the run, and have left this radio into your hands, whoever is listening to it. I will not reveal as to where I am at, but can a…noise garbles
silence…

Jan 06, 2013 at 07:59PM EST

Commented on 24e.gif

“I’LL PAY 5 BUDS FOR THAT HAT!!”

Jan 04, 2013 at 04:23PM EST

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