Location: Finland - Suomi
Joined Jan 30, 2012 at 04:28PM EST
I am mostly just surfing KYM and making comments (as you can see from the chart above).
I’m sorry if there is some mistakes on my English.
If you see anyone (eg. in Steam or YouTube) named “mrZalli” or “misterZalli” it almost certainly is me.
• Games (Who wouldn’t)
• Homestuck, Touhou
• Programming (Java is my strong suit)
• Vocaloid music (GUMI’s my favorite)
• Information technology
• Electronic music and dubstep (I like other kinds of music too) (Klaypex and Monstercat’s artists are my favorite)
• I also like Bobby Yarsulik, Savlonik and Capsule.
• Good grammar (But not grammar nazism.)
• Two’s powers (1, 2, 4, 8, 16, 32, 64, …)
Stupendous theory, I like it a lot. Few comments:
I don’t see any reason to lie about the bite incident, so what if the game is set on near year ’90’s (maybe on a alternate continuity) and the ‘bite of ’87’ happened after the murders?
What happened to the murderers/guards body? Did they just ‘feed’ them to the Freddy (or Golden Freddy), like they seem to do for the protagonist if he fails, or is there a sixth puppet.
And the last thing, the news clips said that the police caught the suspect for the murders, and they probably went into prison after that, so for this theory to work they must have caught a wrong guy, or the pizzeria has friends in high places and the police department decided to bury the case (which would explain also some other things, like why on earth the pizzeria hasn’t been shut down earlier).
My theory is that the phone man is wrong, the puppets are just evil and out for your blood.
They don’t care about you not having a suit, they just want to kill you that way because it is cruel and absolutely disturbing.
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Now this is fanart I approve
Maybe it is the ‘bite of ’87’s’ or the disappearance of those five kids. There is background history to expand on in this game
That is a pretty nice headcanon. That would mean the whole pizzeria and it’s CEO are also ‘paranormal’
The phone guy said something like this in the first night:
“They used to do that (walking around) also by day”
Silly security guard, he has the wrong endoskeleton in there
That’d be awesome indeed
Probably a rerun of “the bite of the ’87”
And then you run out of power
He asked three questions…
…but he was able to answer only two
So Cleverbot impersonates people’s dead relatives on phones
There is a good WYSIWYG LaTex editor named LyX, and it is pretty easy to use.
(and in a completely different entry and is probably older.)
Lack of humor, cliched non-sequitur.
(damn that sounds fancy)
groan Don’t those people on 4chan and tumblr have any better to do. Also, I haven’t seen any 4chan stuff on tumblr luckily as I rarely browse tags.
And again I wish I could favorite comments, damn
This is just so great. Shame I don’t have a DeviantArt account so I can’t compliment this on the original source.
Hey remember to add the source
It seems there is not a third day. Valve can’t count to three after all
But if there is a fourth one it is sure Valve is toying with us.
2fort in a nutshell