Joined Apr 22, 2011 at 01:36AM EDT
No, that’s… that’s a keyboard, Trixie, I… I should hope you know the difference. Didn’t you take Sex Ed in school? What are they teaching foals these days?
Invisible Big Macintosh…?
Reverse psychology? I thought I was just pointing out facts. Sorry, my mistake. I think I had something else to say, but I find myself too distracted by sexy Colgate. Oh, well, have fun with the other bronies! I’m going to go masturbate to that picture in my basement. Also, what is this FNF Up business? Kids these days with their cuh-razy lingo…
Speed up your Mac!
Throw it away and buy a real computer!
Last time I was in Target with my girlfriend, we were checking out the pony section, and I turned all of these around backwards and pushed them to the back of the shelf.
She said, “What if some mother comes in here looking for one of these as a gift for their kid and can’t find them?”
And then I said, “Mission. Fucking. Accomplished.”
My God… Calpain is a time-traveler.
I’m kind of confused, but oh, well. When you said you were a brony, you made a bunch of people happy for you, and they all welcomed you willingly. And now you claim that you lied, for whatever reason, and most people don’t really care. I think that, on average, your… uh, “trolling,” was a positive influence, so… thanks?
Well, if she managed to have a filly with Zecora, they obviously don’t accomplish reproduction through the usual route.
Man, I remember when I got that, I had no idea what the fuck was going on. I walked out of a building in one of the smaller cities, and… there was just… fire, everywhere.
So much for those seven proxies.
No, they’re ponies, not sheep. I guess they kinda do look like shaved sheep, though, so I guess it’s an understandable mistake. Oh, well, heya Fridge! How’s it going? Haven’t seen you around much lately.
Putting officers of the law at risk. How. Fucking. Disgusting.
Beating them? Oppressing them? What a fucking joke. That’s the step too far for me. I can’t just laugh at this anymore, to hell with these animals.
How was this not already…? Yep, looks good to me.
Who’s Wiz Khalifa? Or Mac Miller? Should I care? I have a feeling I shouldn’t care. Whatever, I don’t care.
Oh, man. I laughed so hard, and then I felt weird about it, but then I laughed again.
This. Was. Inevitable.
I love Berry Punch, and I love these, but this is not the Berry Punch I love. What do?
I can’t ‘me gusta’ this, because I don’t actually feel weird for liking it.
You’re right. You’re adorable.