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Not dead, just lurking ’cause of school and the like.

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This here is just bad comedy:

  • -The situation is forced
  • -There’s no “poetic justice” because the guy is using gay non-derogatorraly in this instance
  • -The only audience is the victim (knows he didn’t say that) and the guy who set it up (also knows he didn’t say that)
  • -This is a one and done prank, the victim now knows something is up and will check his autocorrect
  • -Even if it was executed perfectly, the joke is still “lol now u sound gay” which is incredibly immature

It’s like setting up a whoopee cushion in an empty room, telling your friend “Hey, hey, sit on this chair,” and then thinking you got him good despite the fact that you’re the only ones there.

Jul 15, 2014 at 11:07PM EDT

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Dammit, now I want boobs just so I could use them as a soap launcher.

Jul 08, 2014 at 02:27AM EDT

Commented on Alot

This looks like an order form, so I guess those are background options or something.

Jul 07, 2014 at 01:05AM EDT

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“lamp pokemon”

Already here (unless you wanted an electric lamp, but this one is outright called LAMPent so I’d count it.)

Anyway gen 5 comes across as having a lot of stupid/recycled designs because they wanted to do a region that both had a ton of pokemon and no returning pokemon at all. This resulted in some staple pokemon getting replaced basically unnecessarily (i.e. zubat > woobat, chansey > audino , grimer > that garbage bag thing, etc.) and some oddball designs to pad out the pokedex. The 3 stage first route bird evolution line thing seems to be tradition at this point, though. Anyway you’re totally right about the art style shift and it’s your right to dislike the new pokemon, even though most don’t agree. You should at least check out the gen 6 guys though, they threw a lot less new pokemon in and some are pretty cool (like Hawlucha, the Mexican luchadore bird)

Jun 28, 2014 at 11:28PM EDT

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Poor blue Mario; according to the NES boxart blue Mario was supposed to be just Mario (makes sense, blue overalls on a plumber), but the in game sprite won out:

There is hope for blue Mario to see the limelight, though. All Nintendo has to do is arbitrarily make him a playable character somewhere down the line (not too farfetched with gold-metal peach and queen honey existing), add a little personality, and let it snowball from there. It worked before


Jun 18, 2014 at 01:58AM EDT

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So after a quick fact check, I can clarify the oddities in the banning: it wasn’t the pure food and drug act, but its succesor: the Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic act. It bans non food stuff that is embedded in the food, unless the FDA says its safe. The kinder eggs’ toys can choke a kid dead, but the choke risk for paper is minimal and it can be kinda digested (like Nigel said), so the FDA apperently gave them the ok.

Apr 17, 2014 at 10:22PM EDT

Commented on ff2.png

If I remember correctly, the pure food and drug act was worded very broadly in order to ban everything (i.e. copious amounts of rat shit/rats) that could possibly contaminate your food in one go. Unfortunately, the little prizes are technically non-food stuff inside of food, which was banned somewhere in the act. Fortunately Polish/German/Russian/Etc. speciality stores could give less of a fuck and still import them anyway.

Apr 17, 2014 at 03:44AM EDT

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Is Samus even allowed to look this cute?

Apr 09, 2014 at 03:17AM EDT

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Yes, such is the way of the Dong Kong.

Apr 09, 2014 at 03:07AM EDT

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Look around you.
Look around you.
Just, look around you.
Have you gathered what we’re looking for?

Mar 10, 2014 at 04:35AM EDT

Commented on 3bb

Did someone say ridiculous cosmetics ruining an art style?

Mar 09, 2014 at 03:54AM EDT

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“So my pancakes were a bit dry and we were out of syrup, but there was a lot of snow lying around; long story short my brother’s been vaporized and I’m now a double amputee.”

Mar 03, 2014 at 02:09AM EST

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