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>SUMMARY
>NAME: OpelSpeedster
>UNIMPORTANT FUCK LEVEL: 2401
>STATUS: Nobody gives a fuck
>USER BOUNTY: 12 Sonic OCs
>FAGGOT STATUS: N
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>INTERESTS
>LIKES: Kerbal Space Program, Team Fortress 2, Minecraft, Need for Speed: Hot Pursuit 2/Most Wanted 2005, Food Porn, Rock music, Polandballs, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Microphillia
>DISLIKES: Soccer, One Direction, Potatoes
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>CASE FILE: HP-3345-OS

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Recent Activity

Commented on 2014 Tumblr-4chan Raids

That’s exactly the point; nobody is stupid enough to do it. Well, nobody but Tumblr, at least. (And possibly 9gag too)

Jul 07, 2014 at 07:07PM EDT

Commented on Georgia Toddler's Hot Car Death

I cannot help but feel pity for the li’l toddler.

I’ve endured a 42°C temperature several times around January, and boy, it was horrible. If the boy was exposed to temperatures so high they killed him, it would be absolutely horrible, being stuck in a completely sealed car with a thermal sensation of ~55°C(and possibly higher) slowly melting away.

To the father:

Jul 06, 2014 at 01:40PM EDT

Commented on eb6.png

Fun fact: I was originally going to make 6-ball an ogre as a reference to Shrek, but ultimately decided to group him with the aliens, mostly because I needed four species and there aren’t any other pool balls that could be used as aliens.

Well, I could have used 9-ball or other high-numbered balls, but it wouldn’t be the same as they’re just the same color of the previous ones, but with white colors at the top and bottom.

Jul 05, 2014 at 09:36PM EDT

Commented on 'Murica

But what if the person in question is a communist?

Jul 04, 2014 at 04:46PM EDT

Commented on #CraigItUp

Yeah, same here. I’m not saying Carbon is bad, just commenting that, if you put it and Most Wanted 2005 side-by-side, you can’t help but feel pity for Carbon due to how content-miserable it is compared to it’s predecessor.

That, and it is suceeded by the first true-bad game, Need for Speed: ProStreet.

Jun 28, 2014 at 03:04PM EDT

Uploaded an image to Polandball.

Eb6
Jun 28, 2014 at 02:58PM EDT

Commented on Greg Butcher's wall

Oh, now I saw it. You’re Iamthemostwanted2011.

Well… hello there! I’ve seen a few of your videos some weeks before.

Jun 27, 2014 at 02:59PM EDT

Commented on #CraigItUp

I’d contribute to these videos, but I don’t want to touch any of EA’s new shit. I almost risked an infection by getting NFS Carbon, as it’s borderline bad. The only reason I even got it was because it’s a sequel to Most Wanted 2005…

Back on topic, great job with the entry!

Jun 27, 2014 at 02:29PM EDT

Uploaded an image to Polandball.

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Jun 27, 2014 at 01:34PM EDT

Commented on Sanic Hegehog

There you go, guys. Sanic now will never need to worry about not going fast. Not without ~400bhp under the hood.

Jun 26, 2014 at 10:52PM EDT

Commented on Gaben

How dare you misspell Gaben’s glorious name! May you die a horrible death by suffocating in a room full of neurotoxins!

Jun 23, 2014 at 04:24PM EDT

Commented on Blue Screen (of Death)'s wall

Hello.

You don’t know me, but I know you. I’ve stalked you since the beginning of my two-year hiatus during my quest to stop being 12. And, with every post you made, I enjoyed it gracefully. Because that’s what I am: a stalker. And I’m a big fan of yours.

Well, actually, that was a lie. I don’t know you. I just stopped here to say hello.

Jun 22, 2014 at 07:20PM EDT

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