Wow. Like, thank you for warning us about this. I mean like, we would have never known how EVUL she is and how faultless and immaculately sparkling clean that Penny Arcade is without your enlightenment. It’s not like any other articles on this site have ever expressed any personal opinion or anything like that, no absolutely EVERYONE here has maintained complete journalistic professionalism and total emotional detachment until this moment and you pointed it out. Like, truly, thanks 4 the troo fakts man.
BROS B4 HOS, AMIRITE? I guess you can back to beating it now.
Beating that super hard underwater level, that is. What did you think I meant?
Of course I watched the whole thing, more than once. The ink, the notepad’s opinions, not scary. As for the heart, I don’t think anybody was killed for it, excepting an animal, if that. It may have been a latex prop.
Am I dead inside? Everyone is acting like this is the scariest thing on the internet and I got all prepared to be frightened and then I watched it and wasn’t scared. At all. I actually found it sort of cute.
Why do I have a feeling that some “Misandry Mallard,” meme will spawn from this?
Am I the only one that finds all this hilarious?
Added a video to Otherkin.
“It’s going to be legend-wait for it-DERPY!”
Because Slenderman just wasn’t terrifying enough WITHOUT A GUN.