Pinkamena Diane Pie

confessions? um…I don’t really like how twilight keeps forgetting my name, how’s that?

apparently an elite isn’t good enough for the goddess of insanity so she decides to give me her clone im ok with this :D

hi pinkie…

usually i hate everyone except ponys, but i dont know who to side with my wife or the guy thats going to kill her. find out why shes my wife my birth day is may the 9th : http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/328067-my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic

Go get her, Soldier!!

Alright, let’s finish this. That comment of mine was one of the most simple and dumbest of my career, so, after I gathered enough information, now I know it all, you are nothing but the product of a twisted, sick and bored mind, YOU SHOULDN’T EVEN EXIST! But since you do, I’m challenging you play your best card, Are you going to kill me now? Ha, I would like to see you try!

C’mere, sister.

transmission noise
I hope this gets through. Hello. If any person happens to hear this, it means that I am still out on the run for about a month now. In case you see an entity that has straight and faded pink hair, do not go near that entity. She is to be considered huggable and dangerous. In case if that entity hears this, then let me say this to you: I don’t want to become a cupcake. All I wanted is a hug from you, but yet I can tell that it’s a little too much to ask, since I get the strong feeling that you’ll stab my back and lure me into your “bakery.” Furth…garbles
silence

I want to hug you, but I’m scared of the result, would people think I’m a bad person? I’d hope not, lest they want a brutal…I mean delicious end.

hi pinkie pie’s evil insane sister

Pinkie + Nuclear Power =

or this

transmission noise
“This message is left by me, Mr. Derpy, notifying that if you receive this message, it means that either I’m on the run, or Pinkamena Diane Pie has managed to capture me, and I have deceased to her instruments of “baking.” If you hear this next following mission, assuming Pinkamena has not cut out this part of the transmission, it means that I am indeed still out on the run, and have left this radio into your hands, whoever is listening to it. I will not reveal as to where I am at, but can a…noise garbles
silence…

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Yay you are still active!!! :D

10/10 Would trust.

I’m not dead you stupid, ugly, pink mule.

You dead ?

HEY merry Christmas happy Hanukkah or whatever it is you celebrate!.

Merry Christmas a little early! I drew a bit to spruce up the event.

Probably not enough gore for your taste, but it’s the thought that counts, right?

Slap my hand.

Dare to look at what while listening to this

Quick question, if you are willing or care to answer, what do you wish to have for christmas?

I’d love to meet her……even welcome her