Joined Sep 10, 2011 at 09:32PM EDT
Well, I’m 27 and I’m still living with my parents in Overland Park. I have an Art-History degree from a night school. My cat just died. I’ve lost 25% control of my sphincter muscles. I get a clicking sound of my jaw when I eat. I drive a ’91 Dodge Neon. I have ovarian cyst. Sometimes I pee the bed, still. I have alopecia. The only man who wants to fuck me is my 48 year old manager at Pizza Street. PS: He only has one ball.