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YES! SOMEBODY GOT THE JOKE I WAS SETTING UP! MY LIFE IS COMPLETE! Also, have some Sims poni.

Wait, did this turn into a Monty Python thread for a minute there? Well, I wasn’t expecting that.

Well, I was just saying – because clearly my OC is exactly the kind of pony(?) that everyone wants to glompcudddle all the way to the moon.

Alright you guys, BSoD is trying to re-rail the thread. That should not be a signal to derail it more</>. Let’s get back on track here. [clears throat internally] So is there going to be any shipping IN the family photo? Or are we going to leave the immense sexual tension that pervades this thread remain simmering under the surface, ready to squirt burst forth at a moment’s notice?

And yet there’s a part of me that assumes that – maybe just every once in a while – a maid pony sleeps in Celestia’s bed knowing exactly when the princess will return, and knowing exactly what will happen after. . . . . I should just write the damn fanfic already.

My god is right here: Come at be brah!

[Derps internally]

I would make an OC, but I kind of fail at art – all art. Though it would be neat to see my avatar as the human half of an MLP-style centaur . . . .

What, you don’t like anime?

@Random You can write about my (s)exploits all you want, but be careful who reads you – I sold the rights to my life story to Brazzers, and they’re likely to start a fanfic purge once they start promoting the first installment of the series.

Clearly you are a people in possession of the purest form of love.

You do NOT gang-rape the glory that is BSoD. Such a perfect harmony of body and mind must be treated with affection and care. We must gang-cuddle him!

Wait, you’re saying that all we need for a chance to fuck BSoD is one measly plane ticket to The Shire? Hell-fucking-YES!

Does it count as a trap if you’re indifferent to being caught?

My vinyl headcanon . . . keeps breaking, because vinyl is too weak a material to be making a cannons out. (ducks) Alright, what I figure is that Vinyl is actually a brony in disguise. She has been able to break through the fourth wall and has manifested herself as a DJ with cool hair because why not. The glasses are there as a communication device between her and /mlp/ where she is posting about her adventures.

For a second, I thought you meant that you took dictation for a living. Like, if I gave you money you would write down everything I said. Maybe I should go to bed.

But seriously, guys, are Twi’ing hard enough yet?

Just Lyra’s luck – finally gets a human body, thinks she’s a dog.

I like how, in these group photos, my avatar is always peaking his head over the edge of something – rocks, sheds, erupting volcanoes. It makes me look mysterious.