Polygon Man

bzzt bzzt Dammit!

Unfortunately, pirates killed the ninjas. Fortunately, the robots and zombies are looking for newcomers.

I wish that you guys could honestly have the power to stand up to me.

Unfortunately, as you pick it up and fire, it explodes in your hand, burning you. Fortunately, you have a bucket of cold water to apply to that burn.

A painting. I guess you will be some kind of artist.

UNFORTUNATELY I ruin it because I AM SUPREME!FORTUNATELY you are instated as one of my Polgyonal All-stars.

A: Me! I am supreme! Q:Who are you, so weak yet opposing me?

Suddenly, Polygon Man turns them all into Polygon fighters while they are still weak. He uses them in PSASBR for his final boss battle. Oh, was that a spoiler? Sorry, old chap. You would have lost anyway. Everyone died because I am supreme. New story now. I loved the ending of the last one.

Exactly what I was thinking upon reading. Glad I’m not confused.

How come nobody can beat me? Absolutely nothing.

Put my head, which takes up 3×3 squares, anywhere it fits. Thank you, darling.

Still better than a movie-licensed game.

You persist! New challenges must be arranged. You will fight against my polygonal all-stars. Now, go! Dammit, the only image I could find online is milky. Can’t you people upload more photos of the goddamn game? It only came out a week ago! … Wait, I created the polygon team too. I forgot about them because the Nintendo Characters were SOOOO easy to defeat. Now I’m challenging the Sony fighters, and of course, the idiots on this godforsaken website. Namely, you, the person reading this.

At least I won’t be a monkey in the sequel.

I AM SUPREME!

Today, you will be playing the part of a Piñata. Now, go!

What class, other than the sniper, got changed to a female in the Chinese copy of TF2: “Final Combat?” gooby pls

When someone blasts their music over my volume of whatever im doing. (Gaming, computer, etc.)

“I’ll take my time, Zubatman! After all, YOU. TOOK. YOURS!” -The Pokenapper