PoolCleaningRobot

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Joined Jun 14, 2012 at 07:26PM EDT


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Ahhh, the charm perk in Metal Gear Online. That game made it so easy to troll. Its funnier when you’re a shirtless guy doing a pelvic thrust dance

Jul 14, 2013 at 09:29PM EDT

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How is that manta ray being a jerk? He clearly only wanted to give that little girl a kiss

Jul 09, 2013 at 10:24PM EDT

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“Now they know why their daddy’s name is Aang”

My cousin (who’s not in the Avatar fandom) told me he wanted to name his daughter Korra and I told him fuck yes, do it!

Jul 08, 2013 at 06:25PM EDT

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Where do you think cool pictures of lava come from? This guy

Jul 08, 2013 at 06:12PM EDT

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That feel when Sunny and Otacon are the only ones at your party

Jul 08, 2013 at 04:28PM EDT

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I’m starting to think pouring things is the number 1 cause of problems in infomercial land

Jul 06, 2013 at 08:31AM EDT

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He should consider himself lucky. I usually shoot the low ranks so they don’t wake up and sound the alarm

Jul 05, 2013 at 09:07PM EDT

Commented on Two Top Buns

This is what happens when you’re working and you’re in a hurry and you drop the bottom half of a bun on the ground and can’t find another bottom half so fuck it. Two top buns

Jul 03, 2013 at 08:24PM EDT

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Once, one of my managers had to throw a guy out who refused to put on his shoes while reading a newspaper in the kiddie area (like a creep). You’d think “could you put your shoes on?” wouldn’t result in a shouting match

Jul 03, 2013 at 03:14PM EDT

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I used to work at McDonald’s. We’d call this “Tuesday”

Jul 02, 2013 at 11:07PM EDT

Commented on XBone

For those unfamiliar, Don Mattrick left his position as head of Xbox to become the CEO of Zynga. Easily the weirdest thing to happen in this whole debacle.

Oh, and Steve Ballmer is taking over Xbox for the time being…

Jul 02, 2013 at 11:02PM EDT

Commented on Amy's Baking Company PR Scandal

Wow, who would be dumb enough to sign a contract to work a place that will withhold you pay check for burning food? Its even crazier that they think they can enforce such a contract

Jul 02, 2013 at 10:57PM EDT

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Everything on this chart is the reason I like Metal Gear

Jun 29, 2013 at 10:47PM EDT

Commented on Ouya

Even though things aren’t looking good for the Ouya (I still have a little faith in it) I hope it opens the door for Android consoles as a thing. A nice, light, opensource OS on a cheap and portable device that anyone can develop games for appeals to me. There’s even rumors that the next iteration of Android OS, Key Lime Pie, will add features to make it work more like a gaming console such as better support for tv’s and maybe even a friend system. I like all the options and competition popping up in gaming

Jun 28, 2013 at 11:38AM EDT

Commented on Ouya

gods, I hate it when people make that gripe. “Its a phone! You might as well use a galaxy S4 or HTC One!” even though unlocked, new smart phones without a contract are between $600 and $700ish. Besides, Android makes a great mini pc. Plug a usb keyboard and mouse into that and the hdmi cord into a monitor and done. Any app you could want on a pc can found on Android

Jun 28, 2013 at 11:20AM EDT

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“There was no blood”

Or maybe that was because it was a launch game for the ps1?

Jun 26, 2013 at 10:18PM EDT

Commented on Ode to Jon - Game Grumps

Now I’m sad. At least I still have enough episodes of Game Grumps with Jon in them that I haven’t watched to last me the rest of my life

Jun 25, 2013 at 05:40PM EDT

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day 14: they still haven’t figured out I’m not an alligator

Jun 25, 2013 at 12:28PM EDT

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The battle to end all battles

Jun 22, 2013 at 01:22PM EDT

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Hi. I’m Commander Crunch and this is my favorite cereal on the Citadel

Jun 20, 2013 at 10:59PM EDT

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I’m willing to bet it was a combination of that and the fact that Microsoft’s investors were well aware of the complaining going on and forced Microsoft to the change the thing so it would sell

Jun 19, 2013 at 10:35PM EDT

Commented on Imperial Guard From Oblivion

For his final smash, it goes into an oblivion style conversation with a close up of the guard’s face and he says:

“It’s all over, lawbreaker! Your spree is at an end. I’ll take any stolen goods you have. The next move is yours…. pay your fine, or I haul you away!”

The player don’t have enough money to pay the fine. If you chose jail then you have to go to jail for a certain period of time and you lose all your stolen goods, resist arrest cause the guard to yell “THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!” and he insta-kills you.

Jun 17, 2013 at 08:25PM EDT

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