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Joined Jun 14, 2012 at 07:26PM EDT
Next time I find a “Who cares about graphics?” thread I’m using this
Ahhh, the charm perk in Metal Gear Online. That game made it so easy to troll. Its funnier when you’re a shirtless guy doing a pelvic thrust dance
How is that manta ray being a jerk? He clearly only wanted to give that little girl a kiss
“Now they know why their daddy’s name is Aang”
My cousin (who’s not in the Avatar fandom) told me he wanted to name his daughter Korra and I told him fuck yes, do it!
Where do you think cool pictures of lava come from? This guy
That feel when Sunny and Otacon are the only ones at your party
I’m starting to think pouring things is the number 1 cause of problems in infomercial land
He should consider himself lucky. I usually shoot the low ranks so they don’t wake up and sound the alarm
This is what happens when you’re working and you’re in a hurry and you drop the bottom half of a bun on the ground and can’t find another bottom half so fuck it. Two top buns
Once, one of my managers had to throw a guy out who refused to put on his shoes while reading a newspaper in the kiddie area (like a creep). You’d think “could you put your shoes on?” wouldn’t result in a shouting match
I used to work at McDonald’s. We’d call this “Tuesday”
For those unfamiliar, Don Mattrick left his position as head of Xbox to become the CEO of Zynga. Easily the weirdest thing to happen in this whole debacle.
Oh, and Steve Ballmer is taking over Xbox for the time being…
Wow, who would be dumb enough to sign a contract to work a place that will withhold you pay check for burning food? Its even crazier that they think they can enforce such a contract
Mullets > Cloud hair
Everything on this chart is the reason I like Metal Gear
Even though things aren’t looking good for the Ouya (I still have a little faith in it) I hope it opens the door for Android consoles as a thing. A nice, light, opensource OS on a cheap and portable device that anyone can develop games for appeals to me. There’s even rumors that the next iteration of Android OS, Key Lime Pie, will add features to make it work more like a gaming console such as better support for tv’s and maybe even a friend system. I like all the options and competition popping up in gaming
gods, I hate it when people make that gripe. “Its a phone! You might as well use a galaxy S4 or HTC One!” even though unlocked, new smart phones without a contract are between $600 and $700ish. Besides, Android makes a great mini pc. Plug a usb keyboard and mouse into that and the hdmi cord into a monitor and done. Any app you could want on a pc can found on Android
“There was no blood”
Or maybe that was because it was a launch game for the ps1?
Now I’m sad. At least I still have enough episodes of Game Grumps with Jon in them that I haven’t watched to last me the rest of my life
day 14: they still haven’t figured out I’m not an alligator
Hi. I’m Commander Crunch and this is my favorite cereal on the Citadel
I’m willing to bet it was a combination of that and the fact that Microsoft’s investors were well aware of the complaining going on and forced Microsoft to the change the thing so it would sell
For his final smash, it goes into an oblivion style conversation with a close up of the guard’s face and he says:
“It’s all over, lawbreaker! Your spree is at an end. I’ll take any stolen goods you have. The next move is yours…. pay your fine, or I haul you away!”
The player don’t have enough money to pay the fine. If you chose jail then you have to go to jail for a certain period of time and you lose all your stolen goods, resist arrest cause the guard to yell “THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!” and he insta-kills you.