PoolCleaningRobot

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Commented on Ride to Hell sex scene

The sex scenes in this game are hilarious.They always start off trying to imply that they aren’t wearing pants but the camera eventually says “fuck it” and shows an angle that reveals they’re fully clothed. And of the circumstances behind each scene

“You just murdered my attempted rapist? Let’s have fully clothed sex next to his corpse!”

Nov 23, 2013 at 06:43PM EST

Commented on 421.jpg

>mfw Microsoft makes public statements/does shit like this

Nov 21, 2013 at 08:29PM EST

Commented on 537.gif

Don’t feel too bad Canadians. In Cincinnati, we elected Jerry Springer mayor. He left office when he got caught giving a hooker a check (though he did accept his goof and apologized)

Nov 18, 2013 at 10:10PM EST

Commented on 374.jpg

You sir, win the entire Internet

Nov 17, 2013 at 01:51AM EST

Commented on PS4 XBO comparison

some googling later

So wait, we’re basing the performance of both systems off just Call of Duty Ghosts?

Nov 16, 2013 at 02:36PM EST

Commented on 894.jpg

“ion-lusted”
Actually fits pretty well with other chemistry terms like electrophilic

Nov 12, 2013 at 06:14PM EST

Commented on 3d4.jpg

Someday you will change your avatar and people won’t get this

Nov 10, 2013 at 09:18PM EST

Commented on Well this is something No wonder Nickelodeon uses the color Orange

Most of your taste is based on how you perceive it. I’ve looked into flavor chemistry jobs and people simply won’t eat or drink something that isn’t the right color regardless of what flavors are in it. The study probably just made hot chocolate in a bunch of different colored cups and asked people which cup of hot chocolate tasted better. They probably did a blind study so the participants didn’t realize all the cups were same and the results pointed to people liking orange. Granted, this would be a psychology study so the results are what they are

Nov 10, 2013 at 08:38PM EST

Commented on Pure, unmitigated evil of the highest order.

The fact that this was uploaded is cringworthy. What could they possibly be “censoring” out when we have games like GTA, Dead Space, and Conkors Bad Fur Day? The only games that are rated A are shite like Postal and interactive porn games. Not that you even need a rating to release a game anyway

Nov 07, 2013 at 10:02PM EST

Commented on Xbox

It’s also a function of distance from the viewer’s eyes. Not everyone plays in a living room 8 feet away from a 40" TV. If you play in a bedroom, a dorm, or a small apartment you could be within 5 feet of the TV and that resolution would be seriously noticeable. I should know, I bought a tv over the weekend and my biggest problem was that one store was playing a 720 movie on half their sets and the picture was complete garbage

Nov 07, 2013 at 09:00PM EST

Commented on f42.gif

What the fuck were they thinking when they made this?

Nov 05, 2013 at 03:01PM EST

Commented on dbf.jpg

Sonic would win because he can go fast
/done

A++

Nov 05, 2013 at 09:39AM EST

Commented on bf1.jpg

Tim Burton actually directed a live action version of Frankenweenie first, in 1984 (and Disney fired him for it). So that wouldn’t be in reverse order

Nov 04, 2013 at 10:07PM EST

Commented on Kaz... I'm already blood.

What did you expect when Kojima himself is shipping them?

Also, I laughed harder at your title than I had any right to

Nov 03, 2013 at 09:46PM EST

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