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@Durvarowe

Because Obama

Fucking everything, how does it work?

Holy shit! It took a minute before I realized she was spraying her car with gasoline

You can’t. But being a know-it-all is fun

Go ahead. Use “hypothesis” in a normal, everyday conversation with a scientist. And no detached irony. Watch them look at you like a retard trying to sound smart because you learned the scientific method in 8th grade

@Mr San of the NLR, Alternia Sect

What other kind of immortal is there?

>says he isn’t mad
>keeps downvoting people

@ renartleveille

That picture with the cat face is you? Its funny because usually when someone posts something completely unfunny and stupid I just assume its some 10 or 11 year old submitting their first awful oc which they shamefully delete after getting bombarded with a hail of downvotes. But now I can see that your a hilariously unfunny adult. You’re even keeping up with the kid act by saying we have low IQ’s and criticizing our offensive language! (“op is a fag” is meme that never gets old by the way.) Oh, you thoroughly shamed us my friend.

Also, please don’t delete your account and these images. I find them hilarious. Remember: lurk more and stick to sharing your comedy with your mom via facebook

Congratulations! This is the most faggoty post I’ve ever seen on this site!

My mom told me she once watched a video in high school about how smoking pot will turn you into an axe murderer.

Seems legit

@Necro910,
It’s not even that hard
>Google
>search settings
>safety search to high

That’s all they need if they’re concerned about their kids “stumbling upon” porn sites

Reminds me of when I watched the avengers and the hulk said something about putting mass spectrometers on roofs to detect radiation. I almost had to leave the theater

@Quaπtum Meme

It just felt way too convenient in terms of a random story told by a faceless Internet user. But now that I read about Descartes and his theories I realize I have no way of knowing what is true or not and I can only assume that I wasn’t dreaming or getting mind fucked by God

Its funnier because he’s the guy who actually said “I think, therefore I am”

>read about this on kym
>start philosophy homework 2 hours later
>read about the nature of reality
>giver her the dick guy pops up
>mfw

I am not shitting you

I remember when this shit storm hit the Escapist a few months ago. Everyone unanimously face-palmed and agreed she would never have raised enough money if all the butt hurt kids didn’t pitch a fit over it in the first place

I agree with Javier Zaraul in the Facebook comments. If we want a good country then we should do everything Switzerland does. Universal health care and 50 caliber turrets in the backyard of every American house. Win win!

I think its the feel of having terrible movie adaptations

Shut your legs! It smells like fish!

@Smelly Candle

except for the fact that it would cost next to nothing to add

Ib and Garry!

The man himself has no genitals so obviously he must compensate

I honestly thought everyone stopped caring about this some time in July. Mind=blown

Oh my goodness. A repost of gif I actually made. This is the happiest moment of my life