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Commented on Hamster Butts

But how much bigger are they compared to hamster butts in other countries?

May 23, 2014 at 08:03PM EDT

Commented on Spiders Georg

This reminds of the guy who ate the spiders in Penumbra, then went crazy and cut out his tongue

May 22, 2014 at 07:29PM EDT

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Interestingly, while I was wiki walking through the Marvel wikipedia I found out that a Red Hulk/Venom/Ghost Rider combination is a canon thing that happened

May 21, 2014 at 03:54PM EDT

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Your avatar makes this even funnier for some reason

May 21, 2014 at 03:47PM EDT

Commented on Duct Tape

Where I am (‘Murica) there’s gaffer tape and duct tape. I use gaffer tape at work for taping cables onto floors so people don’t trip over them. Like Christmas Pyro said, its weaker so it doesn’t leave marks and its much easier to tear than duct tape

May 17, 2014 at 11:33PM EDT

Commented on This Actually Happened

I downvoted this thinking it was from the South Park show, not the game. Its hard to tell because its so pixilated. My bad

May 08, 2014 at 07:05PM EDT

Commented on b23.png

Excuse me while I eat this whole can of Alfredo sauce

May 08, 2014 at 11:57AM EDT

Commented on The Chronicles Of Rick Roll

At first I thought this was a documentary about Internet celebrities and I thought “well that’s not so bad, why is everyone…”

> action fantasy feature film starring an ensemble cast of viral video stars

God help us all

May 06, 2014 at 11:46PM EDT

Commented on Mobile app games these days...

It’s because they think all us Android users are filthy pirates. Square Enix has released games on Android that stop working if it detects your phone is rooted. Because clearly, if you want administrator rights on your phone, you’re up to no good. They did the same thing with Deus Ex the Fall on iOS which wouldn’t let jail broken phones use weapons in the game.

It’s their loss. I can play snes, gba, and DS games on my phone anyway

May 06, 2014 at 01:24PM EDT

Commented on 3d9.png

Part of the problem is that people on welfare don’t have any better alternatives. You can continue to get welfare and have what you need to live, or you can go get a job at Walmart or McDonald’s and barely make enough to feed and house yourself and you’ve lost the benefits you had before. The whole point of having less social programs and less restrictions on businesses is so they can compete and their employees can share the benefits. Except there aren’t any businesses that want anything more than to become as rich as possible

Obviously, I’m not saying people should be selling their food stamps for drugs or that people should abuse welfare, but there’s other reasons as to why people don’t move out of it

May 06, 2014 at 12:37AM EDT

Commented on Net Neutrality

Completely ridiculous. Some countries can get 100mb/s download speeds for $10 a month and our ISP’s want to complain that bandwidth for Netflix HD video is “too expensive”. And the FCC wants to make fast lanes instead of forcing the ISP’s to improve their infrastructure like they should have done a decade ago. We don’t rely on lazy monopolies to maintain our highways, roads, power-lines, and sewage why do it with our Internet?

At some point we decided that access to electricity was a human right that everyone deserves. Now we need to the same thing for the Internet

May 05, 2014 at 09:23PM EDT

Commented on Nokia Lumia 520

I read about a guy who kept an HTC One in his shirt and the thing stopped a bullet from hitting his heart. And they say metal phones are pointless

May 05, 2014 at 07:02PM EDT

Commented on KnowYourMeme

I find it funny that I commented on this article a year ago lamenting the fact that I had been beaten to posting the Yo Dawg image, while just yesterday I was talking to someone about my how my old high school was performing a play based on a movie about a play and my friend said “Yo Dawg” and it took me a few minutes to get the joke

May 05, 2014 at 04:10PM EDT

Commented on KnowYourMeme

Actually someone make a kym article before this and it was deleted because the site wasn’t noteworthy enough. But now it is, so they’ve kept the article

May 05, 2014 at 04:04PM EDT

Commented on Public Health: Tumblr edition version 2

I remember a paper I did on the Gardasil vaccine and people were believing it was a government conspiracy because it was a vaccine for human papillomavirus (HPV) that was marketed to prevent cervical cancer, as HPV is the number one cause of it. People found the statistic that 90% of people who get HPV get over the disease in a year and called it scam and also criticized the notion of giving it to boys because they don’t have a cervix.

Except the 10% people who don’t get over it are extremely likely to get cancer wherever the infection happens to be (including penis, throat, or bum hole because… you know) and not just the cervix. And 70% of all people get HPV in their lifetime, so that’s a pretty damn big 10%

May 05, 2014 at 12:51AM EDT

Commented on Public Health: Tumblr edition version 2

If you want to get really crazy, living bodies are incredibly chiral selective for different molecules. So even if two chemicals have the same formula and the same shape the body can react differently to the left and right mirror images of the molecule. Thalidomide is the famous example because it was used to treat nausea, but only one of the mirror images treated it. The other caused the birth defects

May 05, 2014 at 12:36AM EDT

Commented on Public Health: Tumblr edition version 2

For anyone who’s never used a analytical balance, 25 micrograms is waaaaaaaaaaaaay smaller than a single grain of salt. In fact, it really should be measured in volume

May 05, 2014 at 12:28AM EDT

Commented on 5f2.gif

It always amazes me how Young Frankenstein was also rated pg even though it has multiple sex scenes

May 04, 2014 at 01:57PM EDT

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Dogs with two different colored eyes?

May 01, 2014 at 12:34PM EDT

Commented on fc7.png

I totally though this image was about Bully

Apr 28, 2014 at 10:41PM EDT

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