Joined Apr 28, 2013 at 02:23PM EDT
The intergalactic Emperor, a God and the destroyer of worlds, I am the magnificent Professor Catus!
Just came here from the NYPD debacle of Eric Garner and this article ain’t helping to cope with dropping levels of hope for humanity but I think I can still manag… Wait a fuckin’ sec… “the course of AIDS research has likely been held back significantly” What.. the.. FUCK!?!?
Exponential drop of faith in humanity detected
“Breathe the liberty we’re providing”
The faith in humanity is dropping low…
Got nothing against it but that doesn’t mean I find it attractive. I guess this club is made either because these women want to go against the social norms or they are just fucking lazy… or they’re feminists.
Either the case these women are now in my “Nope” list
Are they fuckin’ twins?!
Only now?! This was put only now?! This could have been my key to greatness!
By their standards pretty much
Uploaded an image to Scumbag America.
I wouldn’t be surprised if this would become a game that was sold on steam for 10 bucks and became a top seller for being a glitchy and shallow experience. cough Goat simulator cough
That looks like a lot of work!
Bro tip: Better use hands instead.
I’m hearing you talking shit… I ain’t fond of the shit you’re talking
This must be a thing
It’s “his”, not “he’s”. Get it right you dumb shit
This is your daddy, he’s spine will need glue.
That’s how you wear a hat, all classy and shit. There’s no way around it.
Uploaded an image to Team Fortress 2.
Yeah, what surprise should I do to my ever working husband? Make his favorite dish or something like that? Nope, let’s spray shit into his eyes, repeatedly and throw fucking water balloons at him. What a wonderful surprise this will be!
“Alright, you lazy bastards, time to wake up!”
“Wake up, come on!”
“This one was pretty fucking loud, no way those bipedals didn’t hear it”
“Dude, maybe they are not there?”
“Of course they are there, been moaning all damn night!”
“I swear to Bastet, I’ll break your stupid door window if you won’t open it!”