Professor Catus


Location: Edge of Magellanic Clouds, 4th corner of Milky Way Galaxy

Joined Apr 28, 2013 at 02:23PM EDT



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The intergalactic Emperor, a God and the destroyer of worlds, I am the magnificent Professor Catus!

Recent Activity

Commented on Matching Icons

A word about Don’s great accomplishments spreads like a wildfire, Mr. Syrup, it just can’t be stopped… Only endured.

Feb 26, 2015 at 02:18PM EST

Commented on Angry Frog

The mind can only take so much of sadness, before the glass completely fills up and spills.

Feb 17, 2015 at 04:39PM EST

Commented on Anti-Vaccination Movement

Why viruses exist? Got to remember that viruses are DNA or RNA constructs, that have genes necessary for replication. It’s most likely they evolved from primordial life forms as a rogue strains of genetic matter. They’re like so called transposons, only more complex. The point is, viruses mostly exist because of Merphy’s Law, or more like it’s derivative: if something can exist, it will exist. Why viruses exist? Because they can. The same way prions exist and parasitic transposons.
Are viruses getting more aggressive? Well, viruses can evolve in much faster fashion than any other biological construct, because of their simplicity, the genetic material can be easily replicated. I wouldn’t say more aggressive, only that they are more unpredictable because of their way to replicate. And besides, we had big epidemics in the past that of virus origin.

Feb 12, 2015 at 01:26PM EST

Commented on Lion vs Sun

I’d rather use 5*10^28 lions (let’s say every lion’s mass is about 200 kg) in that way I could form a Black Hole (minimum mass very roughly 10^31 kg), which would slowly suck the matter from the Sun, until it would be dead d-d dead -d-d-d, erf erf erf word.

Feb 07, 2015 at 01:42PM EST

Commented on 9ab.jpg

The girl in the background just ain’t giving a flying fuck for this adult drama.

Jan 25, 2015 at 08:00AM EST

Commented on Trust Nobody, Not Even Yourself

Huh, if I am to distrust everyone, even myself, does this mean I must trust my distrust (that originated from myself) in myself?

Jan 02, 2015 at 05:09AM EST

Commented on 5ba.gif

At the middle it kind of reminded me of a condom for some reason :3

Dec 27, 2014 at 03:51PM EST

Commented on 8e5.jpg

“I know it was you who crapped in my precious box!”

Dec 06, 2014 at 02:56PM EST

Commented on Lumbersexual

Seeing all these sexy buffed up men with bushy beards that I can only dream of…

Nov 29, 2014 at 11:52AM EST

Commented on The Glorious PC Gaming Master Race

The tier of gaming is pretty clear:
At the lowest levels we have Dirty casual gamers who play web browser games (abysmal tier PCerants, despicable tier consolites, lowest level Mobilites),
At the second level we got Mobilites (Average casual gamers) who play on mobile devices, tablets,
At the third level we got High rank casual gamers who play on generation lagging systems (like Wii), they are also referred to as low tier Consolites or low tier PC budget peasants.
At the fourth level to the top we got the Consolites, who are in the realm of current or make the transition between old and next generation
At the fifth level we got PCerants, the Master Gaming – gamers who obtain PC machines that overpower current Console generation
At the sixth level we got almost Godlike gaming entities – Great Unitors – who have current gen consoles and powerful PCs.
Seventh level – Legendary Unitors – have more than 10 different systems, including the systems of ancient times (Angry Video Game Nerd is one of them)

Don’t be a burden in gaming wars – know your place in the gaming triforce

Nov 28, 2014 at 07:49PM EST

Commented on Elders React to Men Giving Birth

Yep, getting the vibe of “Disagree with me? Oh, well, you should be removed for that, also, you are a 12 year old, thus automatically making your criticism invalid” Real mature arguments there, pal… _

Nov 23, 2014 at 10:48PM EST

Commented on Hover Cat (Ep. 01)

My son, you have achieved greatness and knowledge that exceeds the capabilities of mere mortal humans. Come now, it’s time for you to return home.

Nov 21, 2014 at 05:31PM EST

Commented on Five Nights at Freddy's

I don’t think I ever thought that they would be unpopular. But seeing galleries like these my opinion changed from “popular”, to “oh so very popular”

Nov 20, 2014 at 01:28AM EST

Uploaded an image to his profile.

Nov 18, 2014 at 02:16PM EST

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