Joined Apr 28, 2013 at 02:23PM EDT
The intergalactic Emperor, a God and the destroyer of worlds, I am the magnificent Professor Catus!
Are they fuckin’ twins?!
Only now?! This was put only now?! This could have been my key to greatness!
By their standards pretty much
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I wouldn’t be surprised if this would become a game that was sold on steam for 10 bucks and became a top seller for being a glitchy and shallow experience. cough Goat simulator cough
That looks like a lot of work!
Bro tip: Better use hands instead.
I’m hearing you talking shit… I ain’t fond of the shit you’re talking
This must be a thing
It’s “his”, not “he’s”. Get it right you dumb shit
This is your daddy, he’s spine will need glue.
That’s how you wear a hat, all classy and shit. There’s no way around it.
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Yeah, what surprise should I do to my ever working husband? Make his favorite dish or something like that? Nope, let’s spray shit into his eyes, repeatedly and throw fucking water balloons at him. What a wonderful surprise this will be!
“Alright, you lazy bastards, time to wake up!”
“Wake up, come on!”
“This one was pretty fucking loud, no way those bipedals didn’t hear it”
“Dude, maybe they are not there?”
“Of course they are there, been moaning all damn night!”
“I swear to Bastet, I’ll break your stupid door window if you won’t open it!”
Green seems to get all the beating, ha!
Correction The year is 2027
Yeah?.. Well, we’ll see what’s going to be left out of this spornosexual shit, when I get my prosthetic metal arms. And groovy chess plates.
+1 confirmed… After 2025 put this in deadpool
How come the entry was made only now?!
Code RED! Pressed downvote unintentionally! Abandon the thread!