Professor Catus


Location: Edge of Magellanic Clouds, 4th corner of Milky Way Galaxy

Joined Apr 28, 2013 at 02:23PM EDT



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The intergalactic Emperor, a God and the destroyer of worlds, I am the magnificent Professor Catus!

Recent Activity

Commented on KYM NSFW Reactions

Very accurate but that’s only one side of the coin. The other one usually consists something like this

Jul 23, 2014 at 03:13PM EDT

Commented on 2014 Malaysian Airlines MH17 Crash

Just came here from the NYPD debacle of Eric Garner and this article ain’t helping to cope with dropping levels of hope for humanity but I think I can still manag… Wait a fuckin’ sec… “the course of AIDS research has likely been held back significantly” What.. the.. FUCK!?!?

Exponential drop of faith in humanity detected

Jul 21, 2014 at 02:56PM EDT

Commented on Eric Garner's Death

“Breathe the liberty we’re providing”

The faith in humanity is dropping low…

Jul 21, 2014 at 02:29PM EDT

Commented on Hairy Legs Club

Got nothing against it but that doesn’t mean I find it attractive. I guess this club is made either because these women want to go against the social norms or they are just fucking lazy… or they’re feminists.
Either the case these women are now in my “Nope” list

Jul 17, 2014 at 06:20AM EDT

Commented on Denied Encino Man

Only now?! This was put only now?! This could have been my key to greatness!

Jul 08, 2014 at 02:59PM EDT

Commented on Rock Simulator 2014

I wouldn’t be surprised if this would become a game that was sold on steam for 10 bucks and became a top seller for being a glitchy and shallow experience. cough Goat simulator cough

Jul 02, 2014 at 01:20PM EDT

Commented on 759.gif

It’s “his”, not “he’s”. Get it right you dumb shit _

Jun 21, 2014 at 06:39PM EDT

Commented on 759.gif

This is your daddy, he’s spine will need glue.

Jun 21, 2014 at 05:46PM EDT

Commented on Expiration Date

Loving every minute of this short! Let’s hope VALVe will consider making series or a movie out of TF2, because judging from the clips they’ve released, the writers have madly good sense of humor

Jun 18, 2014 at 05:44PM EDT

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