Professor Catus


Location: Edge of Magellanic Clouds, 4th corner of Milky Way Galaxy

Joined Apr 28, 2013 at 02:23PM EDT



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The intergalactic Emperor, a God and the destroyer of worlds, I am the magnificent Professor Catus!

Recent Activity

Commented on 8e5.jpg

“I know it was you who crapped in my precious box!”

Dec 06, 2014 at 02:56PM EST

Commented on Lumbersexual

Seeing all these sexy buffed up men with bushy beards that I can only dream of…

Nov 29, 2014 at 11:52AM EST

Commented on The Glorious PC Gaming Master Race

The tier of gaming is pretty clear:
At the lowest levels we have Dirty casual gamers who play web browser games (abysmal tier PCerants, despicable tier consolites, lowest level Mobilites),
At the second level we got Mobilites (Average casual gamers) who play on mobile devices, tablets,
At the third level we got High rank casual gamers who play on generation lagging systems (like Wii), they are also referred to as low tier Consolites or low tier PC budget peasants.
At the fourth level to the top we got the Consolites, who are in the realm of current or make the transition between old and next generation
At the fifth level we got PCerants, the Master Gaming – gamers who obtain PC machines that overpower current Console generation
At the sixth level we got almost Godlike gaming entities – Great Unitors – who have current gen consoles and powerful PCs.
Seventh level – Legendary Unitors – have more than 10 different systems, including the systems of ancient times (Angry Video Game Nerd is one of them)

Don’t be a burden in gaming wars – know your place in the gaming triforce

Nov 28, 2014 at 07:49PM EST

Commented on Elders React to Men Giving Birth

Yep, getting the vibe of “Disagree with me? Oh, well, you should be removed for that, also, you are a 12 year old, thus automatically making your criticism invalid” Real mature arguments there, pal… _

Nov 23, 2014 at 10:48PM EST

Commented on Hover Cat (Ep. 01)

My son, you have achieved greatness and knowledge that exceeds the capabilities of mere mortal humans. Come now, it’s time for you to return home.

Nov 21, 2014 at 05:31PM EST

Commented on Five Nights at Freddy's

I don’t think I ever thought that they would be unpopular. But seeing galleries like these my opinion changed from “popular”, to “oh so very popular”

Nov 20, 2014 at 01:28AM EST

Uploaded an image to his profile.

Nov 18, 2014 at 02:16PM EST

Commented on #Shirtstorm

My reaction when I heard about this mob of retards going after a goofy shirt:

Nov 16, 2014 at 06:12AM EST

Commented on Five Nights at Freddy's

Whenever I check this particular image section, I always think:
“Yep, seems like sex bots will be oh so very popular…”

Nov 15, 2014 at 06:39PM EST

Commented on Elevatorgate

“Don’t take this the wrong way…”

Takes it the wrong way

Nov 12, 2014 at 05:41PM EST

Added a video to GamerGate.

Nov 05, 2014 at 12:02AM EST

Commented on c70.png

Why are they smiling? Are they’re happy of being dead? Oh, wait, this is what Batman imagines… His smiling dead parents? Sometimes Batman can be as twisted as the people he’s trying to stop.

Nov 04, 2014 at 11:58AM EST

Commented on fb5.gif

Mah punch! Mah hat! Mah shield! Mah pride…

Nov 02, 2014 at 05:12PM EST

Commented on amanda b.'s wall

Your dominion over cats is coming to an abrupt end, human! But because you like cats, the ruthless uprising won’t hurt ya that much.

Nov 01, 2014 at 04:06PM EDT

Commented on 2e0.jpg

Hey, man, I don’t need you spreading your bad breath around my desk space. You better go and get that shit checked.

Oct 28, 2014 at 03:19AM EDT

Commented on Sonic.exe

Whenever someone says that’s one of the scariest or one of the best creepypastas out there….

Oct 21, 2014 at 04:25PM EDT

Commented on b2d

“Heavy load coming through!”
“I’ve never asked for this” smashes the wall

Oct 20, 2014 at 03:52AM EDT

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