Professor Catus


Location: Interwebs

Joined Apr 28, 2013 at 02:23PM EDT



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The intergalactic Emperor, a God and the destroyer of worlds, I am the magnificent Professor Catus!

Recent Activity

Commented on Denied Encino Man

Only now?! This was put only now?! This could have been my key to greatness!

Jul 08, 2014 at 02:59PM EDT

Commented on Rock Simulator 2014

I wouldn’t be surprised if this would become a game that was sold on steam for 10 bucks and became a top seller for being a glitchy and shallow experience. cough Goat simulator cough

Jul 02, 2014 at 01:20PM EDT

Commented on 759.gif

It’s “his”, not “he’s”. Get it right you dumb shit _

Jun 21, 2014 at 06:39PM EDT

Commented on 759.gif

This is your daddy, he’s spine will need glue.

Jun 21, 2014 at 05:46PM EDT

Commented on Expiration Date

Loving every minute of this short! Let’s hope VALVe will consider making series or a movie out of TF2, because judging from the clips they’ve released, the writers have madly good sense of humor

Jun 18, 2014 at 05:44PM EDT

Commented on Worst Prank Ever

Yeah, what surprise should I do to my ever working husband? Make his favorite dish or something like that? Nope, let’s spray shit into his eyes, repeatedly and throw fucking water balloons at him. What a wonderful surprise this will be!

Jun 16, 2014 at 01:20PM EDT

Commented on The Cat Machine Gun Knocker Cat

“Alright, you lazy bastards, time to wake up!”
“Wake up, come on!”
“This one was pretty fucking loud, no way those bipedals didn’t hear it”
“Dude, maybe they are not there?”
“Of course they are there, been moaning all damn night!”
“I swear to Bastet, I’ll break your stupid door window if you won’t open it!”

Jun 16, 2014 at 07:23AM EDT

Commented on 09f.gif

Green seems to get all the beating, ha!

Jun 15, 2014 at 08:12AM EDT

Commented on Spornosexual

Yeah?.. Well, we’ll see what’s going to be left out of this spornosexual shit, when I get my prosthetic metal arms. And groovy chess plates.

+1 confirmed… After 2025 put this in deadpool

Jun 13, 2014 at 05:17PM EDT

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