Raptured Asylum


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Commented on Mpreg

But seriously though. this has happened in real life before. I’m not shocked.


Nov 21, 2014 at 10:17PM EST

Commented on Honey Boo Boo Child

The Honey Boo Boo Show in my opinion is trashier than Keeping Up With the Kardashians. Rich people doing things is one thing, but these people creep me out.

Nov 02, 2014 at 11:33PM EST

Commented on #IAmPerfect

I’m just rolling my eyes because underneath it all, this campaign is all a lie and it just shows society’s two-facedness. I grew up with this whole “anti-obesity” and “you’re perfect the way you are” bullshit. Gosh, everyone was skinny and I was the fat kid in my town. Had to go shop in the adult’s section in Macy’s rather than Abercrombie or Hot Topic. I even hated going to the doctors, all they do is yell at my family and in return I get punished and bullied. It was mortifying and I will never forget. None of those body positive campaigns work, truth be told. Other factors made my childhood sucky but lets keep on track.

Now my classmates are complaining about their college weight gain while streaming netflix and I am slowly gaining a decent figure just because I love that runner’s high. I went from a size 1X and I’m almost down to a Large. Sorry hunny, social justice campaigns directly relating to big money aren’t going to get you shopping at Forever 21 again.

I normally agree with the SJWs on other issues. But I will never agree with them on the obesity epidemic.

Nov 02, 2014 at 09:10PM EST

Commented on 10 Hours of Walking in NYC

From my perspective, most people don’t talk to strangers in busy cities. Some people do get easily alarmed when a stranger starts talking to them. But my questions are: what were these men originally doing? Does this woman know the men? Do these men know that woman? What were their intentions? Sure you perceive compliments and actually engaging small talk as human decency. But you never know what’s inside someone else’s mind.

Nov 02, 2014 at 12:56AM EDT

Commented on 10 Hours of Walking in NYC

I’m guessing you have never been to New York or Boston before. Most take “don’t talk to strangers” seriously.

Nov 01, 2014 at 11:32PM EDT

Commented on Kartik


Oct 23, 2014 at 02:33PM EDT

Commented on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Brad Pitt

“The video playback was aborted due to a corruption problem or because the video used features your browser did not support”

Just one of the many more reasons why I hate Funny or Die. Other than they are moronic and their advertisements lag entire websites (mainly Cheezburger.)

Oct 23, 2014 at 02:23PM EDT

Commented on FOMO

knowing how banal works, it will become the new yolo or swag.

Oct 21, 2014 at 09:41PM EDT

Commented on 60c.jpg

Let me guess. Dean Winchester will be Deanna Winchester?

Oct 17, 2014 at 10:30PM EDT

Commented on Je Suis Un Ananas

Somehow, I’m getting the feeling this needs to be crossed over with Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. Imagine that pineapple as a stand saying “ANANANANANANANANANANANANAS.”

Oct 17, 2014 at 10:29PM EDT

Commented on GamerGate

It’s like if you have a different opinion, you’ll be attacked. It sucks. I guess no matter how “educated” people are they will still act like barbarians when something different approaches. Especially given an anonymous identity. There is no need to feel so territorial over something, and that is counting for both sides.

I agree that games are supposed to be fun and an escape. I agree that there should be games featuring characters from different background. But there is no need for to attack somebody because he or she wanted some variety and inclusion. They’re just making video games unfun and political now.

Oct 16, 2014 at 01:08PM EDT

Commented on Skeleton War

Because the internet turned us into primitive and rabid tribalists except that we have knowledge and agendas as our tools instead of spears and clubs. But that’s just me, I’m just another lunatic.

Oct 15, 2014 at 11:24PM EDT

Commented on GamerGate

Brianna Wu used to live in my town. Man, this internet bullshit is getting on my nerves. I’m going to go read a book.

Oct 15, 2014 at 11:19PM EDT

Commented on Skeleton War

It does not matter your race, religion, national origin, sexual identity, or whatever because you’re enlisted the day your fetus developed the skeletal system.

Oct 15, 2014 at 06:24PM EDT

Commented on Skeleton War

We are already fighting the skeleton war and we don’t know it already. Humans have skeletons inside of our body; each and every one of us. All vertebrae have skeletons, that means fluffy and fido will be fighting the skeleton war too. When we die, we will all decompose into skeletons if we do not chose cremation or some mummy embalming stuff. Men, women, every gender binary, animals with vertebrae all are in the skeleton war.

Oct 15, 2014 at 06:21PM EDT

Commented on Je Suis Un Ananas

My main concern is why Tumblr didn’t make GIFs out of that Skeleton Band.

Oct 15, 2014 at 05:33PM EDT

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