Joined May 31, 2011 at 10:32PM EDT
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Maybe this is the joke going over my head, but wouldn’t saying “Three kids were raised by two dads and turned out evil,” go against their argument?
Ghost Rider #33.
I’d bone Dry Bones dry.
MFK Jolly Jew, liberal_genius, LezHuarez
I bet $10 in Dogecoins that in a couple decades, none of the internet MRA vs. Feminist internet slapfighting will amount to anything that results in any meaningful change or historical impact.
I say we lock them all in a stadium and make them fight each other Thunderdome style.
I was thinking that KYM was more like a masochist, but instead of breaking out the bullwhip and smacking a sub, they realized that they could inflict more pain by throwing out bait so the commenters inflict pain on themselves and others.
My mom shows up, and she’s fuckin’ losing it. She’s going on about how this is a horrible environment for a kid and I’m going down the wrong path, and I keep telling her she’s making a big deal over nothing, but won’t listen. She tells me she’s going to send me off to her sister’s house out in California. I don’t want to. I don’t know anything about these people, and I’ll lose my friends out here. But she doesn’t care and sends me on a one-way flight to LAX. Then I got off the plane and whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said FRESH and had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say this cab was rare, but I thought “Naw, forget it, yo homes to Bel Aire!”
All you people think you have it bad, well listen up, because my life makes yours look like a fuckin’ picnic. I’m a poor black kid living out in da ghetto. My dad left when I was three and hasn’t paid a dime in child support. My mom works at the post office and has to work twice as hard just to make up for it. So I spend most of my time alone, trying to make up for it by buying gangsta clothes so I’ll look cool or playing basketball with my homies. Maybe if I’m good I can get a sports scholarship and get out of this hellhole. One day, I’m playing basketball with my friends and this asshole Crip shows up and says that the court is their turf now. So being the dumbass I am, I threaten to beat the shit out of him because it’s three on one and he’s outnumbered. He runs off and I think I won, then he comes back with four more. And then my friends make a break for it. Next thing I know, I wake up in the hospital.
You guys should try doing my job, and maybe you wouldn’t complain so much about your job. I do private security, and everyone and everything wants me dead. My brother helps out sometimes, but he’s a cowardly little pussy who’d rather do vacuuming than any real work. And the locals may seem down to earth, but they will jump over you and knock you down if it means getting ahead, you can’t trust them as far as you can throw them. So my main client is this hot 10/10 blonde, but I’m stuck in the friendzone with her. She acts like she wants me, but all she does is bake me cakes. And it seems like every week this stalker dude comes by and kidnaps her, and I have to go after her. I thought he was just desperate, but she seems cool with it, and they’ll invite me over to go go-carting and play board games with them. I think they’re just into some weird kinky roleplay shit. Maybe I’ll just move out and find somewhere else to work besides the Mushroom Kingdom.
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For those who don’t know, this is a reference to Cerebus. About halfway through the 300 issue series, Sim goes off the rails and starts writing about how all men are intellectual “lights,” all women are emotional “voids” who want to suck the creative energy out of men by manipulating them with emotional appeals and sex.
I’ve seen this done as 4chan greentext stories, including the Pokemon one, so I wonder if this could be a 4chan meme:
“You said something that offended me, but I’m not going to tell you what or why. I’m just going to be passive aggressive rather than have a discussion with you. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go on my tumblr and complain about how few people know about my pet cause.”
Gay Tony the Tiger. He’s not just good in bed. He’s GRRRRRRRRRRREAT!
I logged into my Gmail and it asked me if I wanted to set up a Google+ account. This had better not turn into the “Use it or we’ll cut half your functionality,” system they did with YouTube.
OP is a Gemini.
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Looks lore like Sonic…needs…blood.
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We have one for Buzzfeed, Upworthy, and Fox News. But I’ve seen sources that make fun of the way other news site’s headline styles. Like New York Magazine’s “If the Media Covered X” (oh, there’s some Upworthy and Buzzfeed parodies we could use from them btw) and Patton Oswalt’s Parody Tweets of Salon’s “Everything is X-ist” headline style. Maybe we could do a page on headline parodies and put this and the other pages as subentries,