Rufus Shinra

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Location: Midgar

Joined Nov 22, 2011 at 03:53PM EST



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Commented on Hairy Legs Club

There’s a whole thing about Virility in men and Smoothness in women that we find attractive in this age in this society at least. Take some classes on evolutionary advantages.

Jul 17, 2014 at 11:19AM EDT

Commented on Spornosexual

That’s not exactly “clockwise”, that’s left to right.

Jun 13, 2014 at 04:24PM EDT

Commented on Ducking

You know what bothers me also? That the people you send this shiv to also ducking think that those weird out-of-context words are exactly what you meant to say. If you can’t change my words to what you think I meant, maybe I shouldn’t be texting you in the first place.

Jun 07, 2014 at 12:01AM EDT

Commented on 735.jpg

There are few places harder to get to in this world. But there aren’t any where it’s harder to live.
The average temperature here at the bottom of the Earth is a balmy 58 degrees below.
That’s when the sun is out.
It wasn’t always like this.
-Morgan Freeman

May 16, 2014 at 10:30PM EDT

Commented on fbe.png

actually, it doesn’t. Check this:
And as for quills:

But what do I know, I’m just a snide moron on the internet.

Apr 21, 2014 at 05:43PM EDT

Commented on fbe.png

capillary action gets ink into the quill. absorption gets it on the page… SOLVED

Apr 21, 2014 at 04:50PM EDT

Commented on Dumb Starbucks

Weird Al, in a legal sense, doesn’t have to. And he’s acknowledged that. He gets permission solely out of courtesy, and won’t parody if permission is not granted.

Feb 11, 2014 at 10:49AM EST

Commented on 549.jpg

That’s EXACTLY what makes him a great scientist. The open mind to what is observed. While some scientists are blind, and hold fast to doctrine that was taught, repeated observations that challenge long held beliefs change those very beliefs.

Feb 05, 2014 at 12:01PM EST

Commented on d3d.jpg

What if I told you that being a dick to her doesn’t obligate her either?

Jan 16, 2014 at 11:34AM EST

Commented on SpaghettiOs' Pearl Harbor Tweet

Get over it, it was 72 years ago…

Does this mean that in the future, when a tragedy has happened on all 366 days, we’ll never be able to sell anything ever?

Dec 10, 2013 at 11:30AM EST

Commented on 5e9.gif

Silly Human Girl, you don’t lick my toilet paper!

Jul 10, 2013 at 11:30AM EDT

Commented on Death Star Destroys Enterprise (Special Edition) - IGN Original

Excellently done video.

Would like to see villains against villains though. Everyone says “the death star is way more powerful than the enterprise.”
Pit it against the Millennium Falcon or the X-wings… that’s more proper. Pit the Empire (enemy) against the Borg. That would be some interesting TV.

May 18, 2013 at 01:09PM EDT

Commented on Dove Real Beauty Campaign

“Ageism” and “thin”? Sorry. I’ve never heard any woman say “I would love to be fat” or “Man, it would be GREAT to have well defined crow’s feet and a giant mole on my face.” The point of the thing was, your flaws are exaggerated to you, and not in others. So people that don’t like feeling old or fat, SURELY ENOUGH, will frame those things in a negative light… i.e. women (shit, and most PEOPLE, period).

Apr 21, 2013 at 11:50PM EDT

Commented on Actual Advice Duck

@Phish Only like 1 cop out of like 10000 will notice that… Real life isn’t CSI, and those detectives/K9 cops don’t get paid enough to notice minutiae

Feb 06, 2013 at 03:05PM EST

Commented on Applebee's Boycott

@Crimson It’s because you keep reading comment threads. Don’t you know that no one has ever posted anything good on a comment section of the internet anywhere, ever? I recommend this for your butthurt: Works for me! (I forget why I turned it off for KYM, I think to see if anyone knew the origins of some picture one time, but after this discussion, might be time to turn it back on!)

Feb 04, 2013 at 06:14PM EST

Commented on Don's wall

I don’t know quite who to direct it to, but you’re name’s somewhere on the Mr. Rogers one… Next in the series:

Aug 14, 2012 at 04:45PM EDT

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