Joined Nov 22, 2011 at 03:53PM EST
There’s a whole thing about Virility in men and Smoothness in women that we find attractive in this age in this society at least. Take some classes on evolutionary advantages.
That’s not exactly “clockwise”, that’s left to right.
Get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich…..
…. but DON’T make yourself another!
You know what bothers me also? That the people you send this shiv to also ducking think that those weird out-of-context words are exactly what you meant to say. If you can’t change my words to what you think I meant, maybe I shouldn’t be texting you in the first place.
There are few places harder to get to in this world. But there aren’t any where it’s harder to live.
The average temperature here at the bottom of the Earth is a balmy 58 degrees below.
That’s when the sun is out.
It wasn’t always like this.
Good. Maybe we can finally get rid of this hipster beard craze.
You imply that other girl isn’t real… Is that CG, or….
You haven’t been on the internet long, have you?
actually, it doesn’t. Check this:
And as for quills:
But what do I know, I’m just a snide moron on the internet.
capillary action gets ink into the quill. absorption gets it on the page… SOLVED
And Anna feels the sting.. of the Friend Zone!
Weird Al, in a legal sense, doesn’t have to. And he’s acknowledged that. He gets permission solely out of courtesy, and won’t parody if permission is not granted.
That’s EXACTLY what makes him a great scientist. The open mind to what is observed. While some scientists are blind, and hold fast to doctrine that was taught, repeated observations that challenge long held beliefs change those very beliefs.
What if I told you that being a dick to her doesn’t obligate her either?
Get over it, it was 72 years ago…
Does this mean that in the future, when a tragedy has happened on all 366 days, we’ll never be able to sell anything ever?
EA’s Majestic? Hello?
Silly Human Girl, you don’t lick my toilet paper!
Excellently done video.
Would like to see villains against villains though. Everyone says “the death star is way more powerful than the enterprise.”
Pit it against the Millennium Falcon or the X-wings… that’s more proper. Pit the Empire (enemy) against the Borg. That would be some interesting TV.
“Ageism” and “thin”? Sorry. I’ve never heard any woman say “I would love to be fat” or “Man, it would be GREAT to have well defined crow’s feet and a giant mole on my face.” The point of the thing was, your flaws are exaggerated to you, and not in others. So people that don’t like feeling old or fat, SURELY ENOUGH, will frame those things in a negative light… i.e. women (shit, and most PEOPLE, period).
What is the second reaction face?
@Phish Only like 1 cop out of like 10000 will notice that… Real life isn’t CSI, and those detectives/K9 cops don’t get paid enough to notice minutiae
@Crimson It’s because you keep reading comment threads. Don’t you know that no one has ever posted anything good on a comment section of the internet anywhere, ever? I recommend this for your butthurt: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-us/firefox/addon/commentblocker/ Works for me! (I forget why I turned it off for KYM, I think to see if anyone knew the origins of some picture one time, but after this discussion, might be time to turn it back on!)
I don’t know quite who to direct it to, but you’re name’s somewhere on the Mr. Rogers one… Next in the series:
I know it’s PED-oh-file.
but it’s PEE-doe-bear. It just sounds right!