Ryan Matthew


Location: California

Joined Apr 13, 2011 at 04:11AM EDT



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I am 5.9 Feet tall, Have very dark brown hair, Mocha colored eyes, Five dots (Moles) forming a shape on the left side of my cheek that resembles a cross, Caucasian, Born in the USA California, Part German and Irish, A Christian in Faith, and Overly Kind.


Recent Activity

Commented on lwed

I mean this in a good way.

Jul 13, 2014 at 01:36AM EDT

Commented on c63.png

This is extremely hilarious to me because it’s true.

Imagine if you’re a villain and suddenly the hero whom wants to stop you gets Fully Naked before your very eyes with colors flying around and starts transforming. I think it’d leave me watching with the most uncomfortable / dumbstruck feeling.

Jun 29, 2014 at 01:09PM EDT

Commented on To all the cat bashers!

Same … which is weird. My cat is fully aware that my legs are a part of me- but finds it okay to much on em anyways.

Jun 29, 2014 at 01:05PM EDT

Commented on 2a4.png

That’s terrifying … even xenomorphs wouldn’t live up to this creature’s reputation.

Jun 03, 2014 at 02:19PM EDT

Commented on ee1.png

Gold. Just … gold. I’m saving this.

Jun 02, 2014 at 06:34PM EDT

Commented on cec.gif

.. Wait .. you mean the anime series that started out with psychotic chicks killing each other? It turned into THIS?!! Wwwwaaa-

May 30, 2014 at 02:35AM EDT

Commented on fdb.gif

This certainly applies to the DS 2 ogres. You know, that can grab you from a mile away and KO you with their teeth?

May 18, 2014 at 11:09PM EDT

Commented on 10d.jpg

Way of the Blue’s poster is so spot on, I don’t think anyone could of placed a better picture for it.

May 13, 2014 at 04:11PM EDT

Uploaded an image to Dark Souls.

May 13, 2014 at 04:09PM EDT

Commented on 6e9.gif

You can have up to three Bell Keeper invaders come after you… all while NPC black phantoms try owning you.

So this is really accurate lol.

May 13, 2014 at 03:26PM EDT

Commented on Pretty tough.

Balls of Patience is more like it. If you want to have Balls of Steel … fight the Darklurker on NG++ as a melee character. THEN I will salute you good sir. (Super hard let me tell you)

May 12, 2014 at 01:58AM EDT

Commented on A handy guide to DS2 covenants

The Dragon Remnants Covenant has never been more true.
I salute whoever placed the picture of Bane and Batman to suit the Covenant.

May 12, 2014 at 01:54AM EDT

Commented on cc2.jpg

If I was playing Dark Souls right now, it’d tell me YOU DIED

Because I just died laughing at this XD

May 04, 2014 at 04:25AM EDT

Commented on That Is One Use for That Horn.

…….. Why do I feel this is accurate with every Pokemon in Amie?
They seem to just LOVE it when you rub their stomachs…………… and their crotches.

…….. looks at my hands

What have I been doing all my life….

Apr 28, 2014 at 08:45PM EDT

Commented on Gardevoir Wants That Frappe Avatar

Tags were suppose to go in this order….

Pokemon, Gardevoir, Wants, The, D, No, I, Kid, Seriously, It, Wants, A, Drink, Of, …, Oh, God, I Made, It, Worse, Didn’t, I?

I’m such a noob at this le sad

Apr 21, 2014 at 01:16AM EDT

Uploaded an image to Pokemon.

Apr 21, 2014 at 01:14AM EDT

Commented on oh my

Hahahahaha this GIF. But seriously where’s the original source pls?

Apr 16, 2014 at 11:51PM EDT

Commented on Black Ops 2 Gardevoir Emblem

I don’t blame you.

Despite being a COD player myself, most of them are either…
- 10 year old kids who scream in the mic.
- People who trash talk you or spam you with invites.
- Dudes who think dick emblems are funny… they’re honestly not.

Apr 16, 2014 at 07:01PM EDT

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