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Commented on AHOGE

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Mar 26, 2015 at 04:59PM EDT

Commented on それいけ大和型

[sometime later]

Yamato, “There, this is much cuter then those silly wraps you always wear.”

Mar 23, 2015 at 07:40AM EDT

Commented on Don't look down

“Hello fellow boat girl. I too am also a boat girl. Want to go skateboards?”

Mar 22, 2015 at 10:46PM EDT

Commented on Awakening AU

“And Morgan is your brother.”

“My daughter is my brother?”

“He can also be your husband.”

“My brother can be my husband?”

“Well in those universes girl me didn’t marry Chrom so you two wouldn’t be related.”

“Anything else?”

“Um… Morgan could also be your cousin.”

“Look, if you’re not going to take this seriously, I’m out.”

Mar 22, 2015 at 10:29PM EDT

Commented on idk what to say

na na na na na na na




Mar 21, 2015 at 08:30PM EDT

Commented on Here it is!

So the double Morgans in this pic reminded me of a sad theory I came up with. What if both male and female Morgan are meant to be born as twins. But only one is sent to the past. And because they lose their memories of everyone but you, which includes forgetting their sibling. And then when Morgan is born in the present they come out as twins. And then adult Morgan is said because they realized they’re forgotten their sibling, and (your waifu/husband) is sad because Morgan is sad, and you’re sad because they’re sad, and then everyone is saaad.

Mar 20, 2015 at 09:58PM EDT

Commented on Burn them

Show a man how to build a fire and he’ll be warn for the night.

Light a man on fire and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

Mar 20, 2015 at 08:41PM EDT

Commented on Hentai Quotes

Marking all the images in the gallery not safe for work in an entry that is already marked not safe for work is as redundant as making an entry about Know Your Meme’s meta humor as a sub entry for the Know Your Meme page.

But really why can’t there be a way to turn off seeing the NSFW tag form our end if we want to? I would much rather see a tiny thumbnail of an image I don’t want to see then the full sized image in all of it’s horribleness. Or better yet since there is a way to turn off Ponies during normal site browsing why can’t there be a way to turn off other galleries if someone so chooses? Then the pervs can see their lewd images and the proods don’t have to.

Mar 20, 2015 at 06:26PM EDT

Commented on Three monstergirls, one darling

So on the bottom on the right side are everyone’s weights. Miia’s is the top one, Pipi’s is the middle, and Centorea’s is the bottom.

Miia’s weight is most likely between 400 to 499 kg or 882 to 1100 pounds.
Centorea’s is most likely between 520 to 539 kg or 1146 to 1188 pounds.
Their weights are most likely not 4 digits as 4000 kg alone is around 8820 pounds, around the weight of a small semi truck. Also the weight of riding horses (depending on breed) can be between 800 to 2200 pounds (363 to 998).

In conclusion Miia and Centorea weight a lot. Hide your chairs and reinforce your floor.

And for my fellow Americans too lazy to check yourself, Pipi weights 68 pounds.

Mar 20, 2015 at 02:46AM EDT

Commented on Three monstergirls, one darling

This isn’t form an art book. All of the printed volumes of the manga have exclusive character profiles on the last few pages. This is from the first book.

Mar 20, 2015 at 02:44AM EDT

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