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Hayyyyyy! I’m Sam. You can call me whatever you want really or any of my previous screen-names shown below. (See persona history) Try not to do that much though because it can get confusing. My interests are video games, exercise, the internet (duh), space, biology, and anything creepy/shady.

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Commented on Chris Pratt

Holy hell they have to make Chris Kirk right now.

Aug 27, 2014 at 10:49PM EDT

Commented on Screw you. I'm a turtle's wall

My favorite Metroid game would most definitely be Metroid Prime 2. There are plenty of people who think it’s “meh” and a small few downright dislike it compared to the first, but it’s my favorite Metroid game and my favorite game of all time to boot.

The awesome Ing and the introduction of Dark Samus as enemies both helped get me to like it and I absolutely loved the light/dark world mechanic. Zelda: Link to the Past did it first but I think MP2 did it better.

Aug 27, 2014 at 10:27PM EDT

Commented on Quinnspiracy

The more you think about this, the less Quinn becomes involved than people like to think. Since this is a “Quinnspiracy”, people like to think that she’s pulling all the strings in the background, but when you think about it, she could have left this subject some time ago. All she had to do was light the fire and now she’s watching it burn. People always feel the need to give evil a face, and since Quinn lit the fire, she gets the reputation as the central source of evil when it’s actually many different sub-factions fighting for her cause. It’s sort of like the reason why countries usually keep a president or a prime minister or a leader of some sort because psychologically people prefer to simplify things and attribute them to one person. Once a president is put in, they have power, but it’s usually very limited compared to a Congress or Parliament who are really running things. The president is usually attributed to the good and the bad. Except in this case, Zoe has basically become a dump for everyone’s hatred of the other side.

I’ve seen other people point this out, but I kind of just wanted to elaborate on a few thoughts I’ve tossed around on her influence.

Aug 25, 2014 at 11:54PM EDT

Commented on Jack Candle's wall


Well, you know what that means! One of the newer forum mods must be executed…

Aug 25, 2014 at 11:19PM EDT


Well, some indirect proof of how Egoraptor sucks at them (other than Game Grumps which I don’t think counts for the reason you stated) is that he despises tutorials. He may be exaggerating, but probably only a little. Nearly any game that has some sort of written/spoken tutorial he gets mad at for this very reason. He’s really stuck in the past and keeps talking about how much he loves the old days of games before tutorials. Since he hates them, he never bothers to read them, which leads to him being bad. It often shows on Game Grumps. Even though he may be significantly less self-aware in those videos than he normally would be, he ignores instructions when they’re in his face almost like DSP (but not as bad and not as whiny) However, despite all this I don’t really think he’s “bad” or anything for sharing his opinion which is drastically different than mine though. That would be petty. Just kind of explaining why you could say he’s bad at modern games.

Aug 25, 2014 at 10:41PM EDT

Commented on VS!

I love how they make Zoe and Phil look as ugly and stupid as possible.

This is going to be a great film.

Aug 25, 2014 at 09:29PM EDT

Commented on Super Smash Brothers

I never give any shits about leaks. They never interest me. 99% of the time they’re wrong and on the chance that they happen to be right that makes it worse for me because I don’t like the game being spoiled before release unless its an official Nintendo release. They spoil in moderation.

Aug 25, 2014 at 08:49PM EDT

Commented on Quinnspiracy

Well, that’s horrible. Even if it was about the other side that would be way out of line. (Ex: Saying Zoe is a worse person than the ISIS terrorists would be damn stupid)

How could this even be a thing though? How are people this stupid actually alive? How? This is just plain ridiculous! These SJWs are going beyond the limits of stupidity with this! I am so done!

Aug 25, 2014 at 07:46PM EDT

Commented on Quinnspiracy

And nearly every other fallacy possible in this case, especially ad hominems. Their only argument against 4chan is one giant, stupid ad hominem.

Aug 25, 2014 at 07:41PM EDT

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Aug 25, 2014 at 07:39PM EDT

Commented on b77.png

I knew it! That explains how /v/ could reproduce even though it can never get a girlfriend, and even if, the mother was no where to be seen!

Aug 25, 2014 at 07:23PM EDT

Commented on 610.png

This makes me lose some faith in humanity and gain it at the same time. It makes me sad that there are actually more people like Rebecca Watson out there who think that compliments are harassment but it’s great that even on Tumblr these people are laughed at.

Aug 25, 2014 at 07:13PM EDT


Holy hell, I totally agree with this Zelda cycle thing. That pisses me off so much. In a few years everyone will love Skyward Sword and the Wii U one will be a major hot topic and people will insult it for the same reasons they made fun of all the other games before it. Just watch.

Aug 25, 2014 at 06:03PM EDT

Commented on Vivian James

I’m not that much worried about them destroying Vivian herself, I know that’ll never happen, I’m only worried that this project won’t work out.

Aug 25, 2014 at 09:11AM EDT


That’s bad sarcasm. it’s hard to tell on the internet since you can’t hear the inflection in someone’s voice. Just know if you’re going to be sarcastic on the internet you’re going to be misunderstood. Don’t act all sassy when people don’t understand your joke.

Aug 25, 2014 at 12:39AM EDT


That’s what is used to be before all the bribery and the corruption and the SJWs and everything else.

Aug 24, 2014 at 11:58PM EDT

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