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Hayyyyyy! I’m Sam. You can call me whatever you want really or any of my previous screen-names shown below. Try not to do that much though because it can get confusing. My favorite things in the entire universe are Metroid, Zelda, Metal Gear, Lord of the Rings, spiders, high heels, and anything creepy/shady.

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Zavok the Zeti
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Commented on af5.jpg

In his own games, Megaman’s badass, but when put in battle against basically anyone else he’s a goddamn pussy and you know it.

Sep 22, 2014 at 06:36PM EDT

Commented on Samekichi of Blades' wall

Oh you! :3

By the way I feel like we’re connected or something you know? It’s probably because of our usernames or something. I can feel your vibes connecting with my vibes you know? We flow together dude, I’m the peanut butter to your jelly.

Sep 21, 2014 at 10:22PM EDT

Commented on RandomMan's wall

True. She might be my main, but I’ve wanted Ghirahim to be my main as well. I’ll just see when I actually get the game.

Lucky, I have to wait nearly a week for the game still! I paid the extra bit of money to get in on release day too.

Sep 21, 2014 at 08:15PM EDT

Commented on Radical Feminism in a nutshell..

This guys comics are always drawn so overly-sexy for no apparent reason. I just thought I’d point that out. Not saying it’s bad like some SJWs would though.

Sep 21, 2014 at 07:28PM EDT

Commented on 570.jpg

Anita probably does the videos because

1. She’s decently attractive to some. I don’t really think so personally, but that’s also partially because her content’s stupidity is a giant turn-off.

2. We all know how these people feel about white straight cis-males. If he talked about women’s issues no one would listen.

Sep 21, 2014 at 07:24PM EDT

Commented on 965.png

That’s a damn good shop. You can still kind of see the x-ray of the woman and the snake don’t really go together as fluidly as they would in a real x-ray though. Also, it doesn’t take a gynecologist to know that story is complete bullshit.

Sep 21, 2014 at 05:48PM EDT

Commented on e5e.jpg

I don’t get this comic. Could someone please explain?

Sep 21, 2014 at 04:08PM EDT

Commented on Captain Blubber's wall

It’s not real hate. Most people like Blubber. It’s just an ironic sort of hate for comedy. Initially when Blubber returned just a few months ago there were people who were actually pissed at him (like CrazyMoon who is now kill :^), but most people actually think he’s a cool guy from what I’ve seen, it’s just become sort of an in-joke particularly on Riff Raff to shit all over him, just like it’s popular to want to cum in Blue Screen or suck RandomMan’s dick. (which people do unironically as well)

Sep 21, 2014 at 03:56PM EDT

Commented on Random 21+1's wall

Why’d you even deactivate? So far it seems like you’ve been using this account to post a whole lot. It’s almost like you didn’t leave, except now you don’t have mod powers. Oh well, your choice. See you later when you come back for reelzies!

Sep 21, 2014 at 03:40PM EDT

Commented on gaijin 4koma ver. 2.0

Twilight Princess, MP2 and Thousand Year Door are some of my favorite games ever. 2004 was a damn good year…

Sep 21, 2014 at 03:13PM EDT

Commented on No Items, Fox Only, Final Destination

That’s the thing though. These people think this is the only way to play the game and often enforce it (not as strictly as the meme says though) in all the tournaments and stuff they do.

Sep 21, 2014 at 03:09PM EDT

Commented on Don't Do the Thing, I'm Going to Do the Thing

Well, Kirk acts this way more in the new movies than in the originals and also Tumblr is way more familiar with the JJ Abrams versions since it’s full of younger people and the new Star Trek fanbase is huge there. Just why I think they’re using the new actors.

Sep 21, 2014 at 03:06PM EDT

Commented on Otherkin

Also, for elves, are you the elegant Middle Earth elves, the elves that make toys for Santa Claus, or the ones from the wizarding world who work as slaves until given clothing?

Sep 21, 2014 at 03:03PM EDT

Commented on Otherkin

I don’t really hate otherkin people even though I personally think they’re pretty damn weird and insane. If they want to be a dog, they can be a damn dog, they just shouldn’t be surprised if they’re laughed at for being weird. Also, you can’t really disprove that someone’s actually otherkin, but that’s no reason to accept it as truth. Burden of proof you know?

Sep 21, 2014 at 02:38PM EDT

Commented on Otherkin

People like to compare otherkin people and trans people in a sort of slippery slope argument just like gays and pedophiles are often compared, but there are a few things that make them different. For one, otherkin as a practice has only existed for a relatively short amount of time and has only really taken shape as a community over the last few decades while trans people have existed since human civilization has existed. Also, being trans makes a little more sense naturally since it’s just within one species of creature while being otherkin involves other very different species and even fabrications of the human mind like elves and dragons, so it is unlikely that wanting to be an elf or something is involuntary like being trans is. Being otherkin is more similar to fantasies than actual, involuntary mental identities as well. For example, when I was a kid, at one point I wanted Pokemon to be real and at another point I wanted to be a werewolf. Both of those fantasies along with many others I’ve had have passed, which leads me to the point that being otherkin is usually a passing phase while being legitimately transgender is a condition for life.

Sep 21, 2014 at 02:38PM EDT

Commented on Firebug's wall

Yup, I’ve seen you around. You’re pretty cool.

Sep 21, 2014 at 12:58PM EDT

Commented on RandomMan's wall

Why are you always talking about pedestals? Did one of them touch you as a child? Show me where they touched you RandomMan. I can help you get over your fear.

Sep 20, 2014 at 08:43PM EDT

Commented on 0a4.jpg

>no tiers I promise :^)
>cancels final smashes
>life drain
>Sakurai raughs
>mfw trolled

Sep 20, 2014 at 06:18PM EDT

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