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Hayyyyyy! I’m Sam. My favorite things in the entire universe are Metroid, Zelda, Metal Gear, Lord of the Rings, high heels, and BUUUUUUUUGS.

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Metal Overlord
Emperor Ing
Zavok the Zeti
Samuel Rodrigues
The Biggest Boss
Stealthy Space Sam/Snake
Science Spider
Ruthless Reaper
Witch King

Sam’s Biography

IRC Name=SluttySam

Recent Activity

Commented on Bill Cosby Rape Allegations

I know the rape stuff is serious and all, but “meme me”? Is he serious? I really hope this is ironic. Knowing Cosby it might be, but you know, he’s old and stuff.

About the actual topic at hand, I really hope these aren’t true. So far I don’t think any solid evidence has come up, but until it does, I’m not making a decision. Doing otherwise would be ignorant.

Nov 20, 2014 at 11:18PM EST

Commented on Starter Packs

Probably one of my favorite memes in a long time. This is all too good, mainly because of how true it is.

Nov 20, 2014 at 11:15PM EST

Commented on "Too Many Cooks"

This was the best thing I’ve seen in years. Too good. I’m still trying to process what even happened a week after seeing it. I don’t know what they were on while making this, but I want some of it too.

Also, the ending was horrifying. I was scarred for life seeing Smarf’s bloody carcass dragging across the floor while a demonic version of the song played. The face of the murderer just showing up on the dad at the end sealed the deal.

Nov 20, 2014 at 11:04PM EST

Commented on 8bf.jpg

Best minor character in any game ever made.

Nov 20, 2014 at 10:57PM EST

Commented on Cultural Marxist's wall

Are you an alt? If so, amazing alt, and I’m pretty damn sure whose alt it is. If you’re a new user, I love you, please marry me.

Nov 20, 2014 at 10:51PM EST

Commented on Barbie: I Can Be a Computer Engineer Parodies

Usually feminism stuff on the internet is really petty and useless, but this is one of those rare instances in which it’s not completely. Sure it still has some pettiness since it’s just Barbie, but this is undeniably sexist stuff. Even more issues are added when you think about how this is the stuff millions of little girls look up to all the time.

Nov 20, 2014 at 07:31PM EST

Commented on Too Much Fast!!

It’s sad how true this is. Reviewers in general can never give a legit opinion on Sonic games. I usually have to go with hearsay to figure out which ones are actually good and bad. Like Lost World was pretty well received mostly by fans but shit upon by reviewers and now the reviewers are shitting on Boom but fans are saying it’s actually shit, so things get confusing and you usually have to form your own opinion or just roll with the popular opinion because the reviews are always so unreliable. That’s what their job is too, so they fail at that.

Nov 19, 2014 at 11:59PM EST

Commented on bdc.jpg

It’s called sci-fi. Well, not actually Half-Life 3, just the time thing.

Nov 19, 2014 at 08:47PM EST

Commented on f7f.png

I mean it doesn’t air anymore, not that it never aired. It was shut down after one season due to not many people liking it in Japan (even though it received high ratings in the US)

Nov 19, 2014 at 08:19PM EST

Commented on Saikoutm's wall

Yayyyy! Agitha is the best. She has an unhealthy love for bugs, and so do I! She may be a teeny bit on the delusional slide, but she’s probably one of my favorite minor characters from any game.

Also, thanks for the internets. I can never have enough.

Nov 18, 2014 at 08:26PM EST

Commented on f7f.png

This is beautiful. I didn’t know one of the best quotes ever would come from a cancelled Kirby anime. Damn Meta Knight.

Nov 18, 2014 at 07:38PM EST

Commented on cd4.jpg

True. I understand the reaction a bit more now, but some people are legitimately overreacting, and as I’ve seen this isn’t the first time. It just gets annoying sometimes when some GGers blow something out of proportion so often.

Nov 18, 2014 at 07:17PM EST

Commented on 491.jpg

What? Soul patches are the gayest thing ever! You can’t deny. <3

Nov 18, 2014 at 07:15PM EST

Commented on Crimeariver's wall

My goooood you are the greatest! You make some great posts and you’ve only been here for a month! I’m almost sad I hadn’t followed you earlier.

By the way, your avatar choices for MScratch are beautiful. I died.

Nov 18, 2014 at 07:13PM EST

Commented on 5f1.png

I actually thought this was legit for a full second until I snapped back into my senses and realized how bullshit this is. Pretty damn funny.

Nov 18, 2014 at 06:45PM EST

Commented on 54d.jpg

At the end of the show (iCarly) when she was already 20-something Jenette was already visibly becoming a dayuuuum.

Nov 17, 2014 at 11:15PM EST

Commented on cd4.jpg

What is up with these comments even? What’s with the karma? This is making no sense to me. It’s obviously a parody, especially if you know the uploader but that’s not even necessary to know it’s satire. Karma is abused so much that it’s almost useless sometimes in GG-related comments. The way downvotes are just thrown at everything for almost no reason makes it meaningless and hard to sort through what’s good and bad. I seriously said one word down below and it was buried and I’m not even sure why. Also, why so much seriousness and debating in the comments? It’s obviously not serious. As is usually the case with GG, both sides are usually incapable of discerning sarcasm from seriousness. I understand that sometimes sarcasm doesn’t carry well through text, but that’s no excuse for every goddamn time, especially blatantly obvious ones, which this is to me. Just the line “honest reviewers” is enough to make it obviously satire. Seriously guys, calm the fuck down and learn to laugh at even yourselves sometimes and also make more sense with your karma use. Don’t downvote or upvote things just because you see others doing the same and down bury something just because you don’t like what they have to say and want to silence them.

Nov 17, 2014 at 10:27PM EST

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