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Hayyyyyy! I’m Sam. You can call me whatever you want really or any of my previous screen-names shown below. (See persona history) Try not to do that much though because it can get confusing. My interests are video games, exercise, the internet (duh), space, biology, and anything creepy/shady.

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Username History

Metal Overlord
Emperor Ing
Zavok the Zeti
Samuel Rodrigues
The Biggest Boss
Stealthy Space Sam/Snake
Science Spider
Ruthless Reaper
Witch King

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Recent Activity

Commented on Piccolo Dick

Thanks doc! I almost forgot to take my daily dose. It’s for my health you know?

Sep 01, 2014 at 05:36PM EDT

Commented on The Fappening / Celebgate

I don’t mind if other people fap to celebrity nudes, but I don’t personally like it. I just find it creepy to fap to leaks of people that were only meant for themselves and possibly one other person. Like I think the leaker should legit be punished. This is definitely illegal and an invasion of privacy. Don’t let your boner get in the way of that. So, yeah, it’s just creepy to me, and also, leaked pics are usually really low quality and I have a hard time fapping to still images to begin with. Whatever floats your boat though.

Sep 01, 2014 at 05:32PM EDT

Commented on seafoamcrystal's wall

Oh! Okay. Well, I wasn’t really pissed, more confused. For people who don’t really care and are up for the challenge, it’s fine if they do it, I was just really confused about how some people who willingly torture themselves for no good reason even though they don’t even really want to. It kind of depends on the person who’s trying it though.

Sep 01, 2014 at 05:18PM EDT

Commented on seafoamcrystal's wall

Yes, yes indeed, why do you ask? If you have a KYM account you’re most likely a virgin.

Sep 01, 2014 at 04:54PM EDT

Commented on 052.jpg

This is hands down the best image on the entire site no doubt about it.

Sep 01, 2014 at 02:16AM EDT

Commented on No Fap September / No Fap Months

I seriously do not understand why people who enjoy fapping do this to themselves. For fun? How the hell is torturing yourself fun? For glory? You didn’t masturbate for a month, woopdeedoo! Want a medal?

Seriously though, sorry for sounding overly cynical about something so stupid, but I just don’t understand why people do it and hate it at the same time.

Sep 01, 2014 at 02:12AM EDT

Commented on No Fap September / No Fap Months

You don’t have to do this you know. It doesn’t really help anything or do anything positive other than induce suffering. Whatever, your choice.

Sep 01, 2014 at 02:06AM EDT

Commented on Quinnspiracy

Exactly, it’s stupid. It’s just begging for attention and acting like what you have to say is more important than everyone else. It’s like writing everything in all caps to get people to read it. I understand the reasons, I’m just saying it’s not a good one.

Aug 31, 2014 at 01:16PM EDT

Commented on Quinnspiracy

Guys, learn to use textile. If you have an image link with a .jpg, .png, .gif, etc, you need to put exclamation marks around it so it shows up posted. For links, it’s recommended to show the link so people know what website they’re going to, but try to hyperlink it so people don’t have to copy and paste. What you do to link is you surround the words you’re linking with quotation marks and then put a colon after the second quotation mark and paste the url after the colon and then leave a space.

Example 1: "Gay Site"

Example 2 (preferred): "Know Your Meme"

I’m just sick of seeing urls all over the page. If it’s an image, post it directly, and if it’s a page, just hyperlink it so people don’t have to copy and paste. Thanks!

Aug 30, 2014 at 09:41PM EDT

Commented on Quinnspiracy

Interesting, but why do you have to bold everything? It just makes you look stupid.

Aug 30, 2014 at 09:31PM EDT

Commented on Quinnspiracy

At this point just ignore him. He’s just trying to derail everything and get attention. People need to stop responding to him and leave him alone.

Aug 30, 2014 at 09:30PM EDT

Commented on Screw you. I'm a turtle's wall

True. Even though they’re kind of lazy and overdone when you think about it, they’re still pretty cool. Dark Samus is the most creative I’ve seen too when it comes to origin stories.

Aug 30, 2014 at 01:31PM EDT

Commented on f00.gif

4chan hates all websites that aren’t 4chan though. Hell, they even hate 4chan.

Aug 29, 2014 at 11:38PM EDT

Commented on 1bf.png

I think it’s weird as hell how people keep including Jon in group pictures like this and Ego in pictures involving the enemy even though Jon mad like three tweets on it and left and Ego only made one.

Whatever, still awesome though, and having Jon around is fun.

Aug 29, 2014 at 10:26PM EDT

Commented on 523.jpg

She’s going back on her Celtic heritage to kick Kotaku’s ass guys.

Aug 29, 2014 at 10:23PM EDT

Commented on Anita Sarkeesian

Unrelated to the current controversy with the death threats, one major problem about Anita’s arguments is that she completely ignores all of the strong female game characters out there. Samus is one of the biggest and most obvious examples that she refuses to talk about (well, I’ve heard that she mentioned Samus once somewhere, but it was only to condemn her for being in a bikini at the end of a few games or something which is avoiding the issue). Also, even some of the damsels she likes to bash so much like Peach and Zelda have had many moments in various games as strong characters who save themselves. A few for Peach were Super Paper Mario and 3D World and for Zelda there’s Spirit Tracks and Wind Waker. Of course she never plays any of the games though and kind of just reads summaries or goes by what she hears or sometimes even knows what a game is about and purposefully twists the entire point of the game around to suit her needs. (Ex: Hitman)

Aug 29, 2014 at 10:19PM EDT

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