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Hayyyyyy! I’m Sam. My favorite things in the entire universe are Metroid, Zelda, Metal Gear, Lord of the Rings, high heels, and BUUUUUUUUGS.

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Metal Overlord
Emperor Ing
Zavok the Zeti
Samuel Rodrigues
The Biggest Boss
Stealthy Space Sam/Snake
Science Spider
Ruthless Reaper
Witch King

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Recent Activity

Commented on bbf.jpg

I totally agree. This is refreshing from all of the intense fan-art of Samus that I never really like too much myself.

Nov 25, 2014 at 10:24PM EST

Commented on Michael Brown's Death

The media coverage of this has been total ass-sack. The media has already done so much damage to the area. I feel like half the damage done in the last day is due to the garbage national coverage glorifying the violence and ignoring anything peaceful.

Nov 25, 2014 at 08:39PM EST

Commented on ME!ME!ME!

I wouldn’t exactly call this a work of art or anything, but I do admire the amount of effort put into it and love the animation style. Everything just flows together.

Nov 25, 2014 at 08:00PM EST

Commented on A Moth's wall

Are you coming to the bug ball? All bugs are invited!


Nov 23, 2014 at 08:56PM EST

Commented on d0f.jpg

Truth. I don’t give a single shit about shipping, but when characters can just work together, that’s what I like. None of that other garbage matters to me. In fact, usually in most stories these are the best relationships. I hate it when stories shove in random relationships between characters just as a way to cave in to fans or just so there is one. It’s obnoxious and is usually unnecessary.

Nov 23, 2014 at 08:53PM EST

Commented on b23.png

Yesssssss! One of my favorite villains of all time. I love Mr L. Wish he was a skin.

Nov 23, 2014 at 04:20PM EST

Commented on #ThanksMichelleObama

I do think school lunch food needs to be reformed, but blaming Michelle doesn’t have much to do with it. School lunch has been complete garbage for as long as I can remember. She hardly has anything to do with this.

Also, I thought my school lunch was bad, but this shit makes everything I eat look like it’s all buttered lobster.

Nov 23, 2014 at 04:18PM EST

Commented on 057.jpg

This is all I ever do. I can write masterfully written essays for my age in 30 minutes that are a few pages long and my teachers praise me for because I’ve mastered bullshitting.

Nov 23, 2014 at 04:08PM EST

Commented on Bill Cosby Rape Allegations

I know the rape stuff is serious and all, but “meme me”? Is he serious? I really hope this is ironic. Knowing Cosby it might be, but you know, he’s old and stuff.

About the actual topic at hand, I really hope these aren’t true. So far I don’t think any solid evidence has come up, but until it does, I’m not making a decision. Doing otherwise would be ignorant.

Nov 20, 2014 at 11:18PM EST

Commented on Starter Packs

Probably one of my favorite memes in a long time. This is all too good, mainly because of how true it is.

Nov 20, 2014 at 11:15PM EST

Commented on "Too Many Cooks"

This was the best thing I’ve seen in years. Too good. I’m still trying to process what even happened a week after seeing it. I don’t know what they were on while making this, but I want some of it too.

Also, the ending was horrifying. I was scarred for life seeing Smarf’s bloody carcass dragging across the floor while a demonic version of the song played. The face of the murderer just showing up on the dad at the end sealed the deal.

Nov 20, 2014 at 11:04PM EST

Commented on 8bf.jpg

Best minor character in any game ever made.

Nov 20, 2014 at 10:57PM EST

Commented on Cultural Marxist's wall

Are you an alt? If so, amazing alt, and I’m pretty damn sure whose alt it is. If you’re a new user, I love you, please marry me.

Nov 20, 2014 at 10:51PM EST

Commented on Barbie: I Can Be a Computer Engineer Parodies

Usually feminism stuff on the internet is really petty and useless, but this is one of those rare instances in which it’s not completely. Sure it still has some pettiness since it’s just Barbie, but this is undeniably sexist stuff. Even more issues are added when you think about how this is the stuff millions of little girls look up to all the time.

Nov 20, 2014 at 07:31PM EST

Commented on Too Much Fast!!

It’s sad how true this is. Reviewers in general can never give a legit opinion on Sonic games. I usually have to go with hearsay to figure out which ones are actually good and bad. Like Lost World was pretty well received mostly by fans but shit upon by reviewers and now the reviewers are shitting on Boom but fans are saying it’s actually shit, so things get confusing and you usually have to form your own opinion or just roll with the popular opinion because the reviews are always so unreliable. That’s what their job is too, so they fail at that.

Nov 19, 2014 at 11:59PM EST

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