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Hayyyyyy! I’m Sam. You can call me whatever you want really or any of my previous screen-names shown below. Try not to do that much though because it can get confusing. My favorite things in the entire universe are Metroid, Zelda, Metal Gear, Lord of the Rings, spiders, high heels, and anything creepy/shady.

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Internet Meme Retirement Program

Internet Meme Retirement Program

Added Apr 01, 2014 at 12:01AM EDT by Brad.

Are you tired of the fast-paced Internet media sucking the fun out of your favorite memes? Have you lost count of all the jokes that were agonizingly beat to death because it ended up on an episode of Family Guy or the White House tweeted about it? Are you worried that your own creations are in danger of being mistreated and abused in today’s increasingly competitive memescape? Well, you’re certainly not alone.

Top Ten Hoaxes of 2013

Top Ten Hoaxes of 2013

Added Dec 11, 2013 at 06:03PM EST by Brad.

2013 has been a monumental year for the art of mass deception. Let’s take a look back at some of the most memorable Internet hoaxes from this year.

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