Semi Ho-made

If you were trying to be snarky towards me, I don’t appreciate it. I thought it was nice for you to admit yourself as an arrogant jerk (never ever see people admitting their faults) but lets add ‘douchebag’ and ‘asshole’ to that. Confession: I did not set a Christmas tree up this season.

I dropped the screw in the tuna.

It’s some freaky shit, and amazing. I grew up with this.

Good at preaching.

I’ve been working my way in cooking and learning recipes.

“A real bitch”

What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other? Hey, lets go get Jobs.

PETA is a PITA

Somebody graffiti this image.

“Hey everyone I’m Warcraftnerd123, I have a fat girlfriend, I want to be the top user with negative karma, Max_Cobar hates my guts and I’ve been banned and unbanned countless times!”

I want to have lucid dreams of where I can just jump up and fly around like peter pan in the sky. Sadly, I never get any lucid dreams, is there a trick to them?

“FALL FASTER!!!”

Check please!