Serious Business

The odds are 50/50. I’m going to kill ONE of the other campers. By coin toss, ONE of them will die. Each of them has a 50% chance. If I live depends on if I got the right guy. Another 50% shot. We all get 50. Heads. Thus falls the fateful coin. Sorry about this, Mark.

@Equestria Girls It’s showing near me! OF COURSE I’M SEEING IT! I’m terrified about how it will turn out. I don’t know if I will be able to take 90 minutes of that. BUT Granny Pie said that wasn’t the way to deal with fears at all. >mfw If it sucks, I can at least make fun of it.

Is spreading and remixing someone’s speech patterns mockery? You’ve heard it said that imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. Linguistically, no form of speech is “worse” or “better” than another, and I think that AAVE (African-American Vernacular English) is beautiful, like some people think British accents sound nice, or what have you. Perhaps many of the people viewing this are having a good laugh at Charles’ expense. But I think it’s very possible for modern folk to enjoy his delivery...

Not … sure…

@Stunthead You should have a point in the show where you ask for callers. Also, can we listen to this live? Can we call in? What area and frequency are you broadcasting in? Are you giving away mugs?

A child born to related parents is more likely to have some kind of disorder, because it is more likely that both parents have similar recessive genes. Unrelated people have fewer genes in common, making their children less likely to exhibit certain defects. The question is where you draw the line. People can be third or fourth cousins and not even know it, so that’s probably okay. Marrying your sibling is definitely NOT okay. At some point, you have to make some arbitrary line between okay/not...

Heal Ash Hurt Slenderman

Now to decide… THE FLUTTERSHY BOX!

“new friends who remind her of” Great cop-out to use different voice actors. Real good money-saving move, there.

Not a single clue. WHY DOESN’T ANYTHING MAKE SENSE?

>not knowing when your name will come up… >doing this slowly on a forum…

Obviously, there are a LOT of things to work out here. Still, PROGRESS! Once we have nuclear powered rockets, we can switch to nuclear energy entirely. The only ecological difficulty is what to do with the nuclear waste--OH WAIT; WE LAUNCH IT INTO SPACE.

Hey, DeadParrot. You dropped this.

I never liked this lake. Not enough trees, and too many mosquitoes. But it looks like they’re not the only bloodsuckers in our midst. I hear screams: and somebody points to the lake. “Holy crap! It’s BOB!” he shouts, pointing to something floating in the murky water. I approach, and it isn’t a pretty sight. Fresh blood is still coloring the water around him, the dark crimson mixing with the vomit-green algae in the still water. He’s been shot. “An arrow?” I wonder aloud, not even trying to contain my...

This color.

Looks like a job for MY MURDER MYSTERY OC! Count me in!