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Commented on Crack Kid

I find it funny, but it’s obviously staged. Funny as in amusing for a moment, not Monty Python/George Carlin esque shit your pants funny.

Jun 15, 2014 at 10:59PM EDT

Commented on Homestuck

Act 5? How many times do I have to click a button to get there?

Jun 15, 2014 at 09:56PM EDT

Commented on Mewtwo vs. Greninja

He does. But imagine it this way: If all pokemon from gens 2 onward were put in gen 1, with gen 1 mechanics, Mewtwo would destroy Greninja.

Jun 15, 2014 at 09:55PM EDT

Commented on You Did Not Eat That

Those buns look good. I’d like to squeeze them…

I was talking about the hamburger buns you perverts.

Jun 10, 2014 at 07:05PM EDT

Commented on Google Doodles

Now I feel like a scrub because my drawing skills are atrocious.

Jun 10, 2014 at 06:36PM EDT

Commented on Age Test

You could potentially just make your house an 80’s/90’s shrine and still use floppy disks…

Jun 10, 2014 at 02:20AM EDT

Commented on The Glorious PC Gaming Master Race

Think of it this way. Would you take the classy, extremely attractive, yet affordable (PC) hooker, or take the one with too much make-up and has a 75% chance of some STD (Console).

I kid, I have consoles. If you want me to post my boxed PS1, go right ahead for proof.

Jun 10, 2014 at 02:00AM EDT

Commented on Twitch Plays Pokemon

Never got interested in the thing and the lore is just ridiculous.

Which is probably why I didn’t like Homestuck.

Jun 10, 2014 at 01:42AM EDT

Commented on No X, Fox Only, Final Destination

I like to use Fox. Speedy as hell is my style. I am willing to sacrifice power in lieu of speed, which is why I play as a rogue in RPG games.

Jun 10, 2014 at 12:29AM EDT

Commented on Mewtwo vs. Greninja

Greninja? Goddammit he’s overrated. In competitive people most likely use him for Protean, and that’s it. Otherwise he’d be hanging out with Jolteon in the Glass Cannon Club. Personally I’m going for Mewtwo, this time he could be more powerful, that tier ranking in Melee is sad.

Jun 10, 2014 at 12:24AM EDT

Commented on 6fd.jpg

The same way people interpret God: by guessing.

Jun 10, 2014 at 12:21AM EDT

Commented on Slender Man



Jun 10, 2014 at 12:14AM EDT

Commented on Homestuck

Why do people like Homestuck? It couldn’t retain my interest for more than 2 minutes.

Jun 10, 2014 at 12:10AM EDT

Commented on Slender Man

They were shit killlers. If you wanna kill someone in the woods, hang them from a tree, and stab them in the chest with a sudden, fluid, powerful movement of your arm.

I’ve never killed anybody, I just get bored making a turkey sandwich sometimes. Mmm….turkey.

Jun 03, 2014 at 04:55PM EDT

Commented on Slender Man

My faith in humanity has dropped a good 50%.

Dumb fucking bitches, if you want to please somebody, either sell your soul to Satan or put yourself on webcam.

Wait, they’re 12?

Scratch out that last one.

Jun 03, 2014 at 04:51PM EDT

Commented on 9gag

Chezburger isn’t even funny to begin with.

Apr 19, 2014 at 01:14AM EDT

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